Disclaimer: I actually drew all the character designs for Kingdom Hearts. Yeah, and just as I was about to apply for patenting, I realized some guy named Nomura beat me to it.
Damn you Edison… I mean Nomura!
Warning: Slash. Shounen-ai.
Author's Note: Akuroku. My first fic on them, but it has always been another pairing which I worshipped.
Dedications: To leafyaki, wonderful sister-of-mine who placed her Roxas plushie on a pedestal. Here's my first Akuroku tribute to you. Enjoy.
Roxas? Hmm, well, Roxas…
Roxas is passionate. If he finds something worth doing, he will not hesitate to give it his 100.
Roxas is a wonderful brother. He took it upon himself to always protect his too naïve and oblivious twin, which usually include fending off a certain silver blond sex-crazed fiend.
Roxas is tolerant. When he understood that his lovable twin is indeed greatly in love with above-mentioned sex fiend, and the feeling is mutual, he gave them his blessing. Well, blessing being a crushing brotherly hug (shared enthusiastically by both blue-eyed) and pulling off sexy fiend to one side with the normal threat of castration via rusty teaspoon.
Roxas is… intelligent. Yes, as surprising as it is, both brothers hide an incredible wealth of knowledge and talent beneath one's oh-look-butterfly-isn't-it-beautiful-Riku and the other's fuck-off-I'm-pissed facades.
Roxas punched anyone who argued the above fact.
All that said, Roxas is still a punk. A lovable, intelligent, brotherly, accepting punk.
We all adore him.
And nobody (no pun intended) adores him more than a certain redheaded maniac.
Pyromaniac.
Axel? Uh… Axel…
Axel is, well… Axel is a pervert.
Not just any pervert.
A bisexual pervert who swore loyalty and fidelity to a certain blond since they moved in together.
A pervert who read something oh-so-interesting on his latest issue of porn magazine.
"Roxy! Let's try that new position depicted in here!"
Throwing issue 221 of Playboy aside, the anorexic-looking redhead forced himself onto the poor blond lying innocently on the queen-sized bed.
Threats released soon turn into gasps and moans.
And the hopeful suitors of Axel are reminded once again, sadly, that…
Axel is Roxas' pervert.
End notes: If you don't know about Playboy, you might as well go jump off the roof now.
Who needs it when you have wonderful sweaty mansex occurring before your eyes anyway? Yeah, I'll just dump the magazine to my next reviewer…