The camera zoomed in on the Total SOnic Action set, where the victims from yesterday were waiting for the new contestants. Bean walked up to Sonic. "The elephant never forgets but I forget what the elephant remembers."
"WHat elephant?" Sonic asked, clearly perplexed by this simple piece of logic Bean had said. Then again, he's never been really bright has he? Fortunately, an elephant stepped on Sonic, making sure he didn't say anything else stupid.
"Good morning!" JoAnne was riding the elephant. "Ready to meet the newbies?"
"Depends." Eclispe looked at Sonic being suffocated. "If SOnic dies, do we get a new player?"
"Nope." JoAnne rode the elephant to the bus stop just as the bus appeared.
"WHat iz she doing here?" Antoine got off, and by his surprise of seeing JoAnne, he had bviously not watched TSI.
Mephiles jumped off next to him. "Well, one day her parents decided to create a terroristic abomnation. 14 years later..." He indicated the set. Antoine still looked baffled.
JoAnne growled at Mephiles and would've attacked if SHadow and Tails had not been holding her back. "Cool, a stare down!" Ray, the adorable flying squirrel, walked over. Leah suddenly raced over to him. "Um, would you please stop hugging me?"
"But your so huggable!" Leah replied, squeezing him even tighter.
"SHadow!" Black Doom, leader of the Black Arms, appeared in front of Shadow.
"WHat the hell?" Shadow jumped back, bashing into JoAnne, who flew into Mephiles, who flew into a black and red bat getting off.
"Hey, Grandad!"The bat waved.
Black Doom would've smiled if he had a mouth, then turned his attention on the cause of hundreds of fangirl fights interrupting his morning television, which was coincidentially his son. "One I win-"
"Yeah, yeah." JoAnne got up, glaring at Mephiles, who smiled innocently. "Blah blah blah." She turned to the bat. "Dillan! I thought Rouge was-"
"What'd you say about my mom?" Dillan grabbed a coincidentially placed trash can and throwing it at JoAnne, who juumped out of the way. It flew right into a blue she-fox getting off the bus. "Whoops. Sorry, Sky!"
"How long does he have to stay here?" JoAnne whispered to Shadow.
"Until Rouge gets out of jail." Shadow replied as Flare got off, glaring at his former teammates.
"SHADDYKUN!" A brown hedgehog barreled into 'Shaddykun', who bashed into JoAnne (again) who barreled into Mephiles (AGIAN) who flew into Dillan (again!).
"EVERYBODY STOP!" Dillan yelled, throwing another trash can.
JoAnne stood up, SweetPie in hand and several fangirls (and the Dark) in danger of losing conciousness. "The first challeneg is to-GET THAT ELEPHANT!" The aforementioned elephant was now rampaging Prower Mansion, shocking our favorite host so much she dropped SweetPie and ran at the elephant.
Dillan walked over and grabbed the gun. "Oh look, everybody. It's Mr. Shoot Host Button. Mr. Shoot Host Button is our friend." Geuss what happened then.
"NOOOO!" JoAnne ran around, trying to get the missiles that had suddenly appeared behinf her off her tail. Literally.
A few minutes later...
JoAnne carried the dead carcass of the elephant to her mansion (I'll give you a hint: missiles. Crazy fox. Elephant irritating her.) then stormed over to the contestants. "WHo pushed the button?" She yelled.
Everyone pointed at Dillan. "Well." JoAnne's tone said that Dillan would be recieving the same fate as Sonic. "Since I'll be thrown in jail if Dillan leaves, everyone's safe." Everyone breatehd a sigh of relief. "For now." Hmm, I wonder how they reacted to that.
JoAnne turned to the camera. "When will Rouge get out of jail (if ever)? Who will be voted off first? And why are you still reading?"