I only own my original Gundam characters. I don't own Setsuna F. Seiei from Mobile Suit Gundam 00, and I definitely don't own the Hunger Games trilogy. If I did it own it though. It wouldn't be very good and it would be a Christian novel series.
Scene opens with the opening credits, narrated by Setsuna himself.
Eighteen teenagers have been selected... They must outlast, outwit and survive each other without killing each other... This is not the Hunger Games, so the Careers can't use their combat training to score victory... The only to win is to deceive, form alliances and win challenges. All for a life of luxary, without the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. This is how you play Survivor...
SURVIVOR: HUNGER GAMES ARENA
Scene then moves to the Cornucopia, where Setsuna stands with a teenage female co-host.
"Welcome back for the first Tribal Council of Survivor: Hunger Games Arena..." he said. "With me is the female tribute from District 5 in the 74th Hunger Games. She wouldn't tell me her real name, but she told me to call her Foxface. So welcome Fox, nice to have you here."
"Thanks Setsuna... Are you going to tell me YOUR real name now?" Fox asked.
"Hell no... Not until you tell me yours first."
"(Bleep)hole..." Fox mutters under her breath. "You were probably expecting Caeser Flickerman as Setsuna's co-host. Sadly..."
"Sadly the idiot refused, but went through an audition anyway. This is what happened earlier... Roll that beautiful bean footage."
"Who the (bleep) are you, that guy from the baked bean commercials!" Fox asked before the footage was shown. It was nothing more than Setsuna holding a can of spray on hair dye, while shaking his head in embarassment and shame. All the while the Hunger Games interviewer was running around with his hair on fire. The camera zooms in on a warning on the can... Which said:
Warning: SPRAY ON HAIR DYE IS TO BE KEPT A HUNDRED FEET AWAY FROM OPEN FLAME. AND USING THIS PRODUCT WILL CAUSE A SEVERE DROP IN BRAIN CELLS AND IQ.
Scene changes back to the present with Setsuna and Foxface. With Setsuna speaking. "Yeah it was just awful, until I started to laugh like an maniac. Because by then it was so funny."
"But we have to show what the Tribute Tribe has been doing to prepare for their Tribal Council tonight." Fox said.
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Katniss was sitting at their campfire, while she was thinking on who she should form an allience with, she heard some moaning coming from Marvel's tent. Curious she got up and litsened in on whatever conversation she was hearing.
"Now that was fun Marvel!" Came a familiar voice, to which Katniss's eyes opened as wide as they could go, and her jaw nearly dropped to the ground. She immediately threw open the tent flap. And low and behold she finds her sister Primrose in bed with Marvel.
"Primrose! What the hell are you doing!"
"Minding my own business with Marvel, until you so rudely interrupted us!" Prim replied.
"I'm using a condom Katniss! I swear!" Marvel said.
"Hey what's going on here!" Peeta asked by walking up to the gathering.
(Peeta)
I heard Katniss screaming and I'd thought I should investigate. Little did I even know that Primrose, Katniss's twelve year old sister, already lost her virginity to Marvel. When I arrived I was about as shocked as Katniss. Then everyone else ran up when they heard the commotion. And everybody was shocked, that Prim had already become aware of the birds and the bees. She's anly twelve years old for crying out loud. And yet I have to wonder... How the hell did Marvel sneak condoms onto the set?
(Clove)
Wow... Just wow... I can't believe that would ever happen in my lifetime. Marvel just seemed a cold hearted killer to me. But he just ahd sex with Katniss's sister no less! If neither of those two are eliminated tonight, then Marvel had better sleep with one eye open. Because Katniss is going to castrate him with a hunting knife. She'd do it too. She's not mentally stable if you ask me.
Cato and Glimmer sit under a tree, a bit far from their tribe's camp. Glimmer's injuries are showing signs of improvement, but she still has a bit to go until they're completely healed.
"What do you think about earlier?" Cato asked her. "With Marvel and Katniss's younger sister?"
"That was totally uncalled for... I mean by Katniss's outburst. She should've been more supportive of her sister sleeping with a guy at Primrose's young age."
Cato looks horrified and disgusted, but he says nothing. Seconds later Marvel is heard screaming, as he runs bpast the two, with Katniss chasing him with her hunting knife.
"Now this should be interesting... Let the Hunger Games begin..." Cato finally said with a laugh. Glimmer joined in...
That night the Tribute Tribe met Setsuna and Foxface at the Cornucopia. A bonfire was started as well as voting slips set up near a straw basket. The two hosts wait till all nine members sit down in a chair. Marvel sitting next to Peeta, while Prim is sitting next to Katniss, forcibly I might add. Prim continues to flirt with Marvel, to her older sister's dismay.
"We heard there was a little incident involving Primrose and Marvel today..." Setsuna said. "We do condone safe sex on this show... The producers thought it would help with forming alliences between tribal members." Then Setsuna caught Katniss's dirty look at him. "Hey don't give me that look Ms. Everdeen. It wasn't my idea to place condoms at both camps. It was beyond my control. After all, I'm merely a host and have no real decision making power as far as this show is concerned."
Fox stepped forward. "Beside you all are the voting slips and the basket for your vote. Please begin the voting process, and only vote once. Just write down the name of the person you want eliminated. Katniss... Would you like to begin?"
Katniss gets up and walks over to the voting area, which is out of earshot of the other tribal members. She writes down a name and holds her vote up to the camera. It says: MARVEL.
"Marvel, stealing little duck's innocence earlier today is unforgivable. You must go and now." Katniss folds the paper and slides it into the basket. Then she goes back to her chair.
"Glimmer, you're next." Fox said.
Glimmer writes down a name and shows it to the camera. It says: THRESH.
"I've got nothing against you Thresh, but I'm a Career and we Careers have to stick together." she says as she places the vote into the basket and sits down.
"Thresh you're up next..."
Thresh writes down his vote and it says: GLIMMER.
"Glimmer, your blonde moment yesterday cost us some good food and immunity. I'm sorry but even though you may have thought of taking one for the team. The object was not to take one for the team. You have to go..."
Setsuna and Foxface counted up the nine votes and then returned to the Tributes.
"Alright all votes are counted. So here we go..." Setsuna reaches into the basket and draws Glimmer's name. "Glimmer you've received only two votes... You're staying..."
Glimmer high fives the Careers. Setsuna pulls out Thresh's name. "Thresh I'm sorry but you've received the most votes. You're the first survivor to be eliminated from the competition. Don't feel too bad though. Because you gave it your all to remain in the game. Please bring your torch up here..."
Thresh grabbed his torch and walked up to the two hosts. Where Fox extinguished it, and Thresh went back down into the catacombs.
(Thresh)
My stay may have been short lived but it was a blast. I'll never forget my short time on Survivor... Never...
Next time on Survivor: Hunger Games Arena...
The Gladiators are fighting over their chores, while the Tributes try to resolve the situation with Primrose and Marvel. But what challenge brings the two tribes to Tribal Council...? Find out next time on Survivor: Hunger Games Arena!
"All that and more on Survivor: Hunger Games Arena." Setsuna said.
"Goodnight everybody!" Fox added. The ending credits play, as the two hosts are talking to each other at the Cornucopia.
Author's Note: I've decided to close down and remove the poll from my profile and only draw a anme out of a hat or a container. I'm still hoping I can get votes at a later time. Possibly to decide who should win this whole thing. That's right people, you ALL will have to decide who is the ultimate survivor! But right now there is still seventeen characters to go. So keep reading, because I will say when the poll is up and running.