(Common Room)
Sirius- So I told the bird, it's not a present what are you waiting for su-
Remus- That's enough thank you. *Mock-vomits*
James- Sirius, you're a dog.
Sirius- That I am, that I am.
Peter- I don't get it... What was in the box?
Sirius- Shepard's pie, Pete.
Remus- That sounds about right.
Sirius- I smell a brainy pain in the arse.
James- *Looks around* Lily?
Remus- He means me, James.
James- Oh...
(Great Hall)
Lily- Potter, leave me alone!
James- I was only trying to save you from this- thing!
Snape- My name is Severus!
Lily- Leave us alone!
James- But... But...
Lily- You just tried to hex Severus for no reason. Leave now.
James- Can't believe you picked Snivellus... This isn't over.
(In bed)
Sirius- Mate, don't be so gloomy!
Remus- But why did you attempt to hex him?
Peter- What were they eating?
James- What do I have to do! Merlin's beard.