Sasuke: ...

Naruto staring at Sasuke.

Me: ...?...

(I Don't own Naruto, but I own this plot/fanfic!!) -

Chapter 2! - I hope you all like it!

Naruto, and the rest of team 7 were on they're way to the hokages office.

Everyone had there eye one Naruto, He was being quit funny. Every building they passed, Naruto made sure no one show him. He couldn't even think if what he would tell people. "Oh! It's nothing! Believe it! I just touch an EVIL sword of doom! And it turned me in to a girl! Hahaha!" That was pretty much the only think that he could think of saying to the others if he was to be caught. But thankfully no one had seen him in that form, yet.

They finally made it to the office. Standing outside the door entrance, Naruto started to chicken out again. Turning his head to his team, "Hey you guy's! haha I don't really have to go! You know, you guys could go by yourselves!" Naruto said, smiling.

"Naruto! You're not going to weasel your way out of this! You're the one who got changed! And if you do see Tsunada she can't fix your problem! Unless you like being a girl now…? If so find! I'll just call you Naru, or Nana, yeah that's a cute name" Sakura said.

Naruto covered his ears with his hands, "Shut up Sakura! I'm a boy!" Naruto yelled.

Kakashi and Sai just watched the other two be idiots.

(Meanwhile - Inside the office)

"So you understand your mission?" Tsunada asked, the fellow Ninja in front of her paper filled desk.

"Yes ma'am!"

"…"

"Y-yes"

Tsunada smiled, "Good, then off you go!"

"Understood"

They three ninja made they're way to the door to exit the office.

(Back outside the Hokages Office)

"Well then let's go Naru, I mean Naruto!" Sakura said, smirking.

'He's being so retarded! Cha!" The Inner Sakura yelled.

"Fine!!" Naruto yelled.

Naruto stomped his way to the door. Reaching for the door knob, the knob began to turn itself.

"Ahh!" Naruto yelled turning to look at his team mates. Running to the close one, which was Sai. "Sai hide me!" Naruto yelled, hiding behind Sai.

The door open, the three ninja's walked through.

"Hey, Kiba, Hinata, Shino!" Sakura said.

Sai looked out the corner of his eyes to look at Naruto, who was now trying to secretly peek around Sai's arm; Naruto was shorter Sai, Naruto's head reached a little over Sai's shoulder.

"Hi guys!" Kiba said. Akamaru barking beside Kiba,

"Did y-you just get back from your mission?" Hinata asked.

Sakura looked at her, "Yup, we did." Sakura answered.

"Where's Naruto? Wasn't he on this mission too?" Shino asked.

Sakura tried to hold back from laughing.

Kiba turned his head to look for Naruto, Seeing someone with blond hair behind Sai.

"Hey!" Kiba said.

Everyone in the room looked at Kiba.

"W-what's wrong Kiba?" Hinata asked.

Kiba pointed his finger towards Sai.

"Someone hiding behind Sai" Kiba replied.

"Oh crap… Oh crap…!!" Naruto stared mumbling to himself.

Kiba walked over to Sai, looking behind him, to see a beautiful blond girl.

'CRAP!!' Naruto thought to himself.

"Hey there! Haha You're not Naruto! Hi, my names Kiba! What's yours" Kiba asked, flirting with Naruto a little.

Sakura stared laughing, still trying hard not to, for Naruto… Though, she thought it was fun to pick on Naruto.

"Hi……… My name is….. Lu… Luna!" Naruto managed to say, Naruto still hiding behind Sai, He slightly grabbed on to Sai sleeve.

"You have a Leaf head band! I've never seen you before! Have I…?" Kiba asked.

"No…" Naruto replied.

"I see… You must be Sai's girlfriend!" Kiba said, smiling.

Sai and Naruto's eye's when wide. Naruto let go of Sai, and quickly backed away from both Sai and Kiba.

"What?! Naruto yelled.

"Aren't you?" Kiba asked.

"I am not Sai's" Naruto cut of by Sakura.

"Yeah, your right! Hehe! this is Sai's new Girlfriend!" Sakura said, smiling.

Naruto eye's when even more wide. Sai just stood there; a little shocked that Sakura would say something like that.

'Has Sakura lost it?! I'm not Sai's ewww!' Naruto thought to himself.

What did you think? Please review! I have a question for all of you Which pairing do you like better Sasuke/Naruto or Sai/Naruto? I like both alot! but, like I said before, Sasuke and Naruto are still number one for me -

Thank you for reading! and for reading the first chapter! :)