Me: Well hello there Klaus

Klaus: What do you want idiot human

Me (batting eyelashes): Well I wanted help me say who really owns The Vampire Diaries and Morganville

Klaus: What do I get?

Me: My undying gratitude

Klaus: Humph that's useless to me

Me: Okay you can have Caroline seeing how you are so deeply in love

Klaus (Grinning): Deal all rights to Rachel Caine and whoever invited Vampire Diaries I may have eaten them but who knows.

"These are my siblings Rebekah, Kol, Elijah and Klaus our mother Esther, was the original witch," i couldn't help the bitterness clouding my tone at the thought of either of my parents and they're twisted idea of family loyalty, i wasn't like Finn who despised our existence but the thought of never having a family of my own used to upset me. However spending some time with Kol could open your eyes to the joys of vampirism.

"She turned us into vampires after the death of our youngest brother Henrik at the hand of the wolves. Rebekah was 18, Elijah 25 Kol 19 and me and Klaus 23, me and Klaus are twins although we look nothing alike, were hybrids thanks to our mother not being able to keep her legs shut making Mikael, my siblings father hate us and want to kill us," i sent a grin to my brother after this knowing he still felt rejected by the man he had spent most of his life looking up to.

"I left my family about 200 years ago when Mikael, who by the way got turned into a powerful vampire hunter, managed to find us in New Orleans. While Elijah, Rebekah and Klaus stuck together i decided i would be safer if i left, i traveled avoiding drawing attention to myself and didn't stay in one place too much until i ended up here. I knew this town was run by vampires and seeing as how Mikael is convinced me and Klaus crave power he wouldn't even consider searching somewhere we would be under the orders of others."

"This brings us to Katherine here," i gestured to the vampire still unconscious on the floor and couldn't help the sneer that reflected how weak and pathetic i thought she was for a vampire, especially one who had survived as long as she had. "She is a spy for Mikael, he allows her to live so long as she passes on any information she gathers on us along, however i managed to compel her to give him fake leads under the threat of ripping her heart from her pathetic body if she told him the truth, despite being afraid of Mikael pissing off me and my siblings would have much more severe consequences." I stretched and move away from the wall i had been resting against while accounting the frankly boring tale, living it was bad enough but having to retell it was just plain torture. I nodded and smiled at my siblings signalling them it was time to finally go home but before i could make it to the door a frosty voiced stopped me,

"You aren't leaving this house and certainly this town Miss Danvers we have a contract you can't just walk out."

"On the contrary Claire Danvers has a contract and seeing as how thats not my name i owe you nothing, and do not speak to your elders that way in my eyes your still a child and it would do best for you to remember that." by the end of my rant i could feel my eyes becoming red and the veins appearing letting on to the fact i wasn't happy with being treat as if i was below her. She looked shocked realising the truth in my words and there was a slight sliver of fear in her eyes clearly knowing she may have been the most dangerous predator in this town beforehand there was someone more lethal now and she should show manners.

I knew my eyes were glowing with the pleasure and satisfaction of finally putting her in her place and not having to be some weak little girl too afraid to say no about working with a crazy vampire for fear of her friends being hurt. It was then that Shane finally decided to speak up and to be honest if I wasn't so hungry and couldn't hear his heart pumping his sweet blood round his pathetic body i would've completely forgot about him.

"If you go we're coming with you, someone's needs to keep you out of trouble even if you are some immortal vampire who can take care of herself and has a family of equally scary vampires." Eve and Michael nodded although i didn't understand what the hell they thought they could achieve by helping, yet they could always be compelled to distract people if needed so i just shrugged and walked out. Amelia and Olive thought that they should come too although when Myrin complained about being left behind Amelia knocked him out quickly and forced him through the portal into his lab, while i didn't agree (the crazy vampire had grown on me) i knew he would just cause trouble for us if her came. My siblings all just looked shocked at the fact i didn't kill everyone yet they didn't really want to voice they're concerns in front of people who could use anything being said against them in the future.

"So where are we going?"

"Mystic Falls."

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As we got to the infamous boarding house I froze with my hand on the door listening to the heartbeat inside ensuring they're wouldn't be any surprises waiting for us, I recognised them which meant it was safe, there was the doppelgänger, Caroline (Klaus' love), Matt, Tyler, Bonnie and god forbid the Salvatore's. I stepped back to let Klaus get the door, and shuffled from foot to foot cranky and nervous along with starving.

"Maybe you should go in first considering last time I was here I tried to kill them all." I smiled and he laughed but still opened the door rushing straight to Caroline's open arms then came Rebekah and Matt, stupid people in love. As I stepped around Elijah I heard the gasps and couldn't help laughing at everyone's faces except Damon he looked pleased.

"Salve filia reginae." It meant hello princess in Latin after an incident with mistaken identity and a Greek prince. I nodded at him and grinned just as Caroline launched herself at me. I stepped to the side and jumped on top of her while she tried to get up. My fangs brushed her neck and she froze knowing what I was capable of,

"I suggest you stay still Barbie or else I'll have to punish you." I stepped back and she was cowering behind Klaus while I smiled.

"Being a vampire becomes you Elena, but honestly your immortal you could at least update your wardrobe."

"You have no right to take to me vampire slut." She was crying and really not intimidating at all. Shane moved forwards and I rolled my eyes,

"You can't just take to her like that she's done nothing wrong!"

"She murdered my family to try and control me if that's not wrong I don't know what is." He looked at me eyes widening and I shrugged. Rebekah walked in and sat a collage boy on the sofa his eyes glazed over showing he was compelled; I walked over and straddled him my fangs coming down. "Claire what are you doing?"

"You're a vampire Amelie figure it out."

"My fangs sunk into the soft skin at his neck and I felt bliss as the sweet liquid began running down my throat, all the vampire's heard his heartbeat rapidly slowing and Michael coughed and said

"Um maybe you should stop now before you kill him." I paid no attention as his head fell on my shoulder and he began to lose consciousness, he took his last breath as I pulled my fangs out and I jumped of him wiping the blood from my face. Two young girls about 17 came in dressed in nothing but corsets and thongs and took the body away winking at Koll when they walked out an I grinned. "Good to know some things don't change." He laughed and went to pour himself a drink ok whiskey, while everyone else just stared at me either angry terrified or amuse.

"Look I know at one point I have tried to kill nearly all of you but let's just put it in the past and move on ok?" I smile and saw them nodding all but blonde Barbie who was too busy with her tongue down my brothers throat to answer I went and sat on the sofa realising how out of place the guys from Morganville looked. I grumbled and got back up going to show them to their rooms when I heard rustling outside and by the sound of Barbie hitting the floor I bet Klaus did too. Everyone stopped moving at our expressions and we were straining to hear who it was.

"Mikael."