AuthorsNote: Heyyy this is cubanagurl and MissHaileeR telling you that this is our second chappie for our adventure!Review!-cubanagurl and MissHaileeR
The heroes and the two authoresses are now walking to Castle Frankenstein with a hungry werewolf following them..
cubanagurl:*hears growls* Looks like someone is hungry...
Carl: What?
Anna: Yeah, you are right,cubanagurl. Someone is veryy hungry...I got Transylvanian snacks in my pocket if that hungry person wants any...
MissHaileeR:I WANT SOMMME do you have chex mix
Anna: What are those?
cubanagurl: Oh some snack alot of people like in America... So Haill, it was you that growling sound was...
MissHaileeR: no that wasnt me i heard the growling from that bush
Van Helsing: *comes out of bush* I needed to get that out...
Anna: Van Helsing! Why did you scare us like that...that growl sounded real...
Van Helsing: That wasn't me...
cubanagurl: I thinnk I heard it from that treetop...I think its...
Anna: VELKAN! What are you doing up that tree? And, you are alive...
MissHaileeR:hey how do you get down from there?
Velkan: Well, I...
cubanagurl: No need to explain...you are a werewolf...thats how he got down here...
Anna: WHAT?
Velkan: Anna...I can explain... *turns to werewolf*
MissHaileeR:i think those nails prove your a werewolf eww
cubanagurl: Does anybody have a gun with silver bullets? I wanna hold one...
MissHaileeR:All i have with me is a watergun
cubanagurl: Maybe that just might work *squirts at werewolf* Bad Boy!
Anna: *smacks hand on forehead* Oh dear...
Van Helsing:you know you could have used my gun
cubanagurl: Woops...look at Velkan
Velkan evolves to Jigglypuff
Everybody: o.0
cubanagurl: Awww its JIGGLYPUFF! Its like watching Pokemon allover again!
MissHaileeR:Wait how does a werewolf evolve to jigglypuff?
Anna: Just wait a minute. First of all, whats a jigglypuff? AND two, how did this HAPPEN?
cubanagurl: Quite simple, a pokemon is strong enough to evolve...they will level up...And a Jigglypuff is a pokemon...which is some alien...hard to explain...Velkan for some odd reason was evolved to a lower level of Pokemon...Even though werewolves aren't Pokemon...they should evolve to Lycans..
Anna: I still don't get it...
JigglyVelkan: JIGGGLLYYYPUFFF
Everyone falls asleep...as Velkan draws on faces and goes to Castle Frankenstein...
cubanagurl: *wakes up* Woah... *grabs mini mirror-has Loser allover her face* Hey! That's not nice!
Anna: *has blushy cheeks,and long eyelashes* Great...I look like Princess Peach!
cubanagurl: Finally, you know something about modern characters...
Anna: I borrowed MissHaileeR's Mario Kart Ds game...
MissHaileeR: *has buttcheeks on her forehead* Thats where my game went
cubanagurl: *snickers*
MisshaileeR:come on you guys we have to get to mount rushmore
cubanagurl: Do you mean Castle Frankenstein? *can't stop laughing*
missHaileeR:why are you laughing so hard
Carl: *gets up* woah there Hail...You got four buttcheeks!
cubanagurl: And you have the Devil on your forehead!
MissHaileeR:0.o give me that mirror
cubanagurl: No! Go away! *holds cross* Away stenchbutt!
Van helsing:dont worry hail your friend is just messing with you
cubanagurl: Nice tattoos...
Van Helsing: What tattoos?
Anna: *chuckles* Never Mind...
MissHaileeR:hey i found a can of hair spray*lights match and makes big fire* trip nooooo BOOOM!
cubanagurl: Well, at least we got there faster... *fixes hair*
Anna: Aw come on, I just moussed my hair like fifty times!
MissHaileeR:THAT WAS AWESOME!
cubanagurl: Let's go inside! I do know who is inside...
MissHaileeR:yayyyy
The heros and authoresses are now in the nursery room...bunch of egg sacs are here
Anna: What are these?
Van Helsing: Offspring...
cubanagurl: Did you happen to get your crossbow? We are gonna need it...
Babies hatch...looks like Kirby...
cubanagurl: What the heck? Is this Super Smash Bros. Brawl or something?
MissHaileeR: THEY ARE SOOO CUTE!
Van Helsing: They look like pink marshmellows...
MissHailleR: *eats a baby* Yummm
Van Helsing: I meant that they look like pink marshmellows not are marshmellows...
cubanagurl:Its Hail...you gotta get used to that...
*the babies go crazy*
Anna:0.o i think it is time to get out of here
MissHaileeR: Run from the demon babies!
cubanagurl: Why don't we just use Van Helsing's crossbow?
Carl: I think we should just listen to MissHaileeR instead..
MissHaileeR: I feel so loved!
cubanagurl: *rolls her eyes* Yeah listen to the nugget who misses the toilet...
MissHaileeR: That was supposed to be a secret ...
Anna: Apparently not anymore...
Carl: Ohhh...any bathrooms around here?
cubanagurl: I dont think any near...
Carl: I think I just soiled myself...
Anna: EWWWW
MissHaileeR: Hey, welcome to the club! *high-fives Carl*
cubanagurl:Gross...
( cubanagurl then stares at the entrance of the ridiculously handsome man standing before her...his blue eyes peered through in the darkness)
Dracula: What are you loons talking about now?
cubanagurl: Hi...
Dracula: Uhmm hello...who must you be?
cubanagurl: *giggles nervously* names cubanagurl...
MissHaileeR: OMG Its Count Vladislaus Dragulia! My hero... *looks up at Dracula with goo-goo eyes*
cubanagurl: Calm down, buddy..*whispers to hail* he's mine by the way..
Van Helsing: So you are Dracula...how could i have not guessed..
Dracula: Hello Gabriel...
Anna: Huh? thats your name?
cubanagurl: Yupppp
Gabriel: i am ashamed
Carl: Uhmm Dracula...can you tell me where the bathrrom is...
Dracula: You just soiled yourself didnt you?
MissHaileeR: Me too
Dracula:o.0
cubanagurl: Oh geez...
Dracula: Its down the hallway...to your right...theres a big sign that says 'bathroom'..you cant miss it..*whispers to himself* because i usually miss it..
Carl:Uh thanks...come on MissHaileeR..
MissHaileeR: Alright...i am gonna take about an hour there though...
Gabriel: You know I think I am going too..i have the gurglies...looks like diaheera tonight...
Anna: Ugh does everybody have to go?
cubanagurl: Reminds me...I have to powder my nose...
Anna: WAIT! You just cant leave me here with this lunatic! Come back here!
(Everyone leaves)
Anna: Great...stuck with you...as always...
Dracula: *grins* I know...huh..
Anna: You stole cubanagurl's Ipad...didnt you?
cubanagurl: *shouts from bathroom* MISSHAILEER, DID YOU STEAL MY IPAD?
MissHaileeR: No... wait DINKIES ON THE WAY!
Anna:*rolls her eyes* I am surronded by idiots
Dracula: Trust me I am surronded by idiots everyday...
Anna: the brides?
Dracula: Yes...
MissHaileeR: UGHHH THE DINKIE IS STINKY!
Dracula:I hope she is talking about a dwerger...
Carl: Ugghhhh whats that stench?
Anna: Gross i can smell it from here..
Dracula: It smells worse than when the brides has their periods!
MissHaileeR: Dont worry the dinkie will be disposed!
Anna: Great...the end to the worse day ever...
Dracula: It doesnt have to be the worse day ever... *moves closer to Anna and kisses her*
Anna:*hesitates,then kisses him back*
cubanagurl: Aww...soo romantic *whispers this*
MissHaileeR: Soo...doesnt it smell freshh? *yells this*
cubanagurl: Will you shut up? Gross...it smells like a hobo on crack...
(Dracula and Anna stops kissing)
Anna: Woah...
Dracula: *winks at her*
cubanagurl: Arent I the cupid?
MissHaileeR: More like stupid...
cubanagurl: *smacks MissHaileeR*
Dracula: The smell just got worse...
Dwerger: *in its language* I think i am gonna jump off this bridge...
Anna: Woahh...
Gabriel: I think we should go..i think this castle is gonna blow up from the stench..
Carl: *has brown bag* Oh godd... i am going to die... BLECH
MissHaileeR:*rolls on the floor laughing*
Dracula: I suggest not doing that...you dont know whats on that floor..the brides tampons came out..
cubanagurl: WILL THIS EVER END? LETS GET OUTTA HERE!
Dracula:Yeah lets get outta here *grabs Anna...*
Anna: Let go!
cubanagurl: Take me with you! *hangs on to Anna as both disappear with Dracula*
Van Helsing: Well, that sucks...
Carl: Phew... does someone have Febreeze...?
Van Helsing: Yeah seriously...
MissHaileeR: I doo *shakes bottle* oh no it's empty i must of used it all on the cruise with the mexican buffet.
Van Helsing:0.o
Carl: Thats rather disturbing...
(last baby puffs like Kirby...and then explodes...and then evolves into a narwhal)
Last Baby: Narwhal, narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing..
Van Helsing: SHUT UP!
Last Baby: I am here to help you on your mystical journey..
Carl: Oh its mystical alright *takes out beer*
Van Helsing: Carl, i thought monks arent supposed to drink...
Carl: Did you already forget that I am a friar? woah you are purple!
MissHaileeR: He's already drunk on one beer!
Van Helsing: Lets go to Budapest..
Carl: PRETTY BUTTERFLIES!
MissHaileeR: I see them too!
Van Helsing: Oh boy...
TO BE CONTINUED