A.N. I'm back, you lovely readers, thank you all those reviewers, too! It's the way I know what you people think of my story!

Disclaimed.

"I HAVE A MATURING FIGURE!" Artemis wailed from her room.

"ENJOY IT!" Aphrodite shrieked, "I DON'T!"

"SHUT UP!" Hera's voice screeched.

"Voice of an angel," Zeus turned over in his sleep.

"EVERYONE PLEASE COME DOWNSTAIRS," the Voice of an Angel said, "WE NEED TO DISCUSS SOME THINGS!"

"Like what?" Apollo said dubiously while walking/stumbling down the hallway.

"Gee, I have no idea," Artemis put her finger on her chin, "Maybe because of our current condition,"

"WHAT?" Apollo shrieked and grabbed Aphrodite's mirror, "Oh, I look good,"

They were all gathered in the same room. For once, not fighting, much, and all looking expectant.

There were Zeus, age 18. Demeter, age 17. Poseidon, age 16. Hera, age 15. Hermes, age 14. Athena, age 13. Artemis and Apollo, ages 12. Hephaestus, age 11. Ares, age 10. Aphrodite, age 9. Hestia, age 8. And finally, Hades, age 7.

"So," Hera put all of her files in order, "So, we can all see our ages, obviously. Artemis and Apollo are the only ones the same age. Our house here is rather big, pool in backyard, fully stocked kitchen, two car garage, etc. Our bank funds is roughly 1 million dollars..."

"What?" Hermes spit our his drink, "One million?"

"Well," Hera interrupted, "With the amount of us living here, and all of our needs, it isn't much in comparison to anyone else,"

"Oh," his looks deflated.

"But still," Poseidon interrupted, "If you don't have a slide from your bedroom to the pool and you're a millionaire, you're not doing it right,"

"Because it would kill you to walk downstairs," Athena looked at him sarcastically.

"Yes, actually it would,"

"ENOUGH!" Zeus was getting a serious migraine.

"Usually he's not the one to yell like that," Hades flinched.

"We'll just have to wait until we get older..." Hera tried to get in again.

"We don't get older," Hermes looked up from his video game, "We level up,"

"You had an entire speech planned, didn't you?" Artemis sighed.

"And we just ruined it," Apollo laughed.

"Where did I go wrong," Zeus pinched the bridge of his nose.

Athena looked up, "You realize parents like you complaining about younger generations just mean you did a crappy job at parenting,"

"You got BURNED," Hermes pointed out, "Big Z!"

"Don't call me that," Zeus looked up.

Poseidon stood up, "So all this 'meeting' has produced is just Zeus getting burned, gods ruining Hera's speech and discovering that Hades is a midget?"

"Hey!" said god yelled indignantly.

"Yes," everyone agreed.

"It's like they didn't hear me," Hades crossed his arms childishly.

"I think it's affecting him," Hephaestus whispered.

"But when school does start," Zeus raised his voice, "Hera saying something about expecting good grades, I personally could care less,"

"Be a role model!" Hera scolded.

"How do you people expect good grades when we all," Poseidon gestured to everyone but Athena, "Push on pull doors?"

"Okay, daddy," Athena grinned in Poseidon's face.

"Hey!" Poseidon complained.

"Sorry I offended you," Athena turned back, "I didn't really think you'd get it,"

...

"HEY!"

"ENOUGH!"

"So," Ares looked across the table, "Breakfast, I won't do it. And if you recommend me, you'll get a hatchet in the head,"

Athena stared at him, "Have you ever looked at someone speak," she narrated for everyone else, "And wonder who ties there shoes for them,"

"I'LL MAKE BREAKFAST," The Big 3 sisters, Demeter, Hestia and Hera sprang up.

"Why I'll," Ares reached behind him.

Hermes had already stolen his weapon, though.

"I would send you a nasty look," Athena sneered, "But I see you already have one,"

"I'll duct tape your mouths shut," Zeus complained.

They shut up.

"Cereal!" Demeter cheered.

'Other stuff will be coming,' Hestia mouthed behind her.

"I saw that in the mirror, Hestia!" Demeter shrieked.

But first, she put a bowl of Cheerios in front of Hades, "Eat it," she said threateningly.

"Um..." Hades looked nervously up at her.

"Eat it,"

"No,"

"Eat it,"

"No,"

"Eat it,"

"No,"

"Eat it,"

"No,"

"EAT IT!" Demeter yelled frustrated.

Hades absentmindedly picked up a Cheerio.

Demeter walked away with a look that read 'Success,'

"How are we going to survive?" Hera asked.

"More like when will this be over," Apollo complained.

A.N. Another chapter, just had to get my creative juices flowing.

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