Dress Up Commanders

Chapter Two: Marco's Jacket Is Magical

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It happened without any warning. He was just standing there conversing with Ace about thermodynamics when Ace suddenly stopped mid-sentence of his theory and just stared at Marco's jacket. Annoyed at the male's sudden change in attitude, he gave a slight sigh. Ace always acted strange at the most random times. "Ace." But the male ignored him; instead, he rubbed his eyes for a moment before staring right back at Marco's jacket in confusion. "What the hell are you staring–?" Looking down, Marco was surprised – and definitely confused – to see that his jacket was no longer purple.

It was now yellow.

Both commanders just stared at the object in confusion, trying to wrap their minds around the fact that Marco's jacket just changed color on its own. No more than five seconds passed before his pants turned from their normal blue to…pink.

Ace burst into laughter at the sight.

Before Marco could reprimand the young male for laughing, he was slightly disturbed to see his sash turn a bright green with aqua polkadots. A bracelet suddenly appeared on his arm before changing different colors, stopping on purple in the end. "Ace, whatever you're doing, cut it out now!"

"I-It's not me!" Ace managed to say between laughs, wiping his eye as he nearly doubled over. His stomach was beginning to hurt from laughing too damn hard. Marco was starting to look almost horrified now as accessories began to appear and disappear from his body at random and his clothes continued to change from color to color. Even his hair wasn't safe from the unknown force.

"Make it stop, yoi!" He yelled in confusion and panic. He felt mortified, especially when he saw the edge of boxers begin to change color as well. Now that was going too far, down there was personal business, damn it! He felt violated in a way, this was his body and yet someone else was controlling what he wore and how he looked. Was it the work of an Akuma no Mi? "Ace!" But the second commander was too far gone, he was holding onto the railing for dear life as he bent over and almost started rolling on the ground. Ace's laughing had turned to the point of near hysteria.

"M-Marco, y-your…your face…! I can't…I can't take it… T-Too funny…!"

"I swear to God Ace–!"

"I-I can't breathe… Laughing…too hard… Stomach…cramping… Pfft– hahahaha!"

And then the tattoo on Ace's back turned from purple to cyan, and his shoes were turned into gold high heels.

His laughing immediately stopped.

"Uh-oh."

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"Look, look! This is how I dressed up Marco!" Girl number one bounced in her seat as girl number two glanced at her friend's computer screen before giving several chuckles. Yellow jacket, pink pants, orange underwear, green sash with aqua dots, hair pulled into two ponytails, purple bracelet, white WB tattoo, and glittery silver boots.

"Oh my God, what did you DO to him? He looks like a neon abstract painting!"

"I know! Isn't it HILARIOUS? What are you doing?"

"Me? I was just about to dress up Ace."

"Ooh, I wanna see! I bet you can't make him more funny than my Marco!"

"Oh, challenge ACCEPTED."

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A/N: Stupid and short, I know. XD Next one to be tortured? ACE. Payback for laughing at Marco can be a bitch, Acey. XD Thank you to those who reviewed! :D

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