Don't own KHR, if I did then I would know whether it's Fran or Flan.
"Lambo onii-san, what's Italy like? Is it true that they love spaghetti?"
"I couldn't tell you, I haven't lived in Italy since I was 5…"
"Why? Did they kick you out?"
? "What gives you that idea?"
"Uncle Gokudera says that Italy couldn't take the idiocy that is the Stupid Cow, and that they sent you on that mission so Reborn could kill you with extreme prejudice, but the great mercy he showed to your pathetic existence allowed you to become my Dad's Lightning Guardian." Gio-kun responded with a smile.
Note to self, kick Stupidera's ass.
Lambo and his charge were walking towards the South Terminal of Namimori Airport the following Saturday morning to pick up the Sun Guardian, Ryohei Sasagawa. Even though the 8 year old had to wake up a bit earlier than usual, he still had plenty of energy to question his 'Lambo onii-san' over every little thing. His curiousity went from how ice cream was made to explaining why blue police boxes couldn't travel through time and space.
As they continued walking, Gio-kun suddenly stopped in front of a certain shop and called out to Lambo, "Lambo onii-san! Look! An ice cream shop!"
"Hn?" the teen turned to his charge, "You're right, it is an ice cream shop."
"You promised to take me out for some ice cream Lambo onii-san! You are going to keep your word aren't you?" the boy gave his caretaker the signature Sawada puppy dog face, making sure to get the trembling lips just right.
"Good memory you have eh?" Lambo responded with a hint of sarcasm, "I am going to keep my promise but the shop doesn't open til noon, besides you want Uncle Ryohei to join us don't you?"
"Oh yeah! He EXTREMELY likes ice cream too!" he began to think want type of treat he wanted, "I want a chocolate ice cream cone with chocolate chips, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate syrup, and a chocolate cone!"
That's a lot of chocolate! Lambo thought to himself, Eh, must run in the family…
"So what type of plane is Uncle Ryohei flying in Lambo onii-san? My Daddy told me that it's a special type private plane owned by the Vongola and built by Spanner-san and Giannini-san!"
"Don't really know myself, I guess since I'm the youngest Guardian, Nii-chan doesn't bring me in on everything the Family does. You know, to keep me innocent."
"But Lambo onii-san, you're not innocent at all! You're always thinking dirty thoughts about I-Pin nee-chan, and other girls. Plus you have all those TV channels abo–"
"Gio! How'd? But I–! Ugh…" How the hell did he find out about that?
Without losing a beat the precocious Unidecimo began rambling on how he wanted to go to Italy and meet the more colorful members of the Vongola.
"Mommy and Daddy always tell me funny stories about those Varia guys; I sure would like to meet them!"
I wonder when Nii-chan started thinking that being part of that psychopathic assassination squad was hilarious…
A new thought entered the boy's mind, "Hey isn't Uncle Ryohei coming back from the Varia Headquarters?"
"Unfortunately… I can only hope that he made it out in one piece…" Lambo couldn't help but shudder as he thought of what the Varia were capable of.
"Are you scared of the Varia Lambo onii-san?"
"Kid, even your Dad's afraid of them."
They continued walking until they reached the gate that Ryohei was to exit from. As they waited, Lambo couldn't help but let his eyes wonder to the few attractive young women that populated the airport. Damn she's got some nice legs… Oooh! That one looks just like Misato from… Wow, the way that one punches her orange haired guy in the gut is hot… Er, can't tell if that's a dude or not… Is the brown haired girl actually groping her pink haired friend's boobs? I'm in heaven! Only Murkuro, and possibly Tsuna, rivaled Lambo in perverted leechyness.
"OI LAMBO!" the yell belonging to everyone's favorite boxer broke Lambo from his wondering lewd eyes activity. Ryohei Sasagawa was jogging towards the Bovino just freed from the nightmare that was customs. In a moment Lambo noticed that the returning Guardian's face was almost completely wrapped in bandages. He got on Xanxus' bad side…
"Sasagawa, looks like the Varia fellas did quite the number on you."
"Eh?" Ryohei looked at all his 'gifts' from the Varia, "haha! They're not that extremely bad! I can still walk to the extreme!"
"Why exactly did they leave you in that kind of shape?"
Flashback
On the day of Ryohei's arrival, the Varia officers have gathered in the family room of their luxurious mansion and are generating quite the ruckus, Varia-style.
"VOOIIIII! What the fuck's wrong with you? Now I got cheap wine all over my fucking uniform!" Squalo, the Second-in-Command of the Squad is currently screaming at Lussuria who just accidentally spilled wine on his leather pants.
"Oh! I'm sooo sorry Squalo! Here, Mama will clean you up!"
"Hey! Your fucking hands ain't touching my crotch!"
Lussuria's eyes began to tear up, "Squalo… Why are you so mean to Mama?"
"Squalo-san, Senpai's touching me in weird places again…" Fran's bored voice had a subtle hint of urgency to it.
"Ushishishi, You should feel honored that the Prince is using his hands to please a peasant frog such as yourself."
"VOOIIII! Belphegor, what the hell did I tell you about molesting the new guys?"
"Yeah Fake Prince, listen to the loud shark, besides you're not doing it right…"
On the other side of the room, Levi was busy kneeling to Xanxus on his throne and presenting him with his meal of Steak and Tequila.
"Boss… Is– is the food to your taste?" Levi respectfully asked as he handed to meal to his beloved leader.
"Hn" Xanxus grunted as he cut a piece of the steak off and put it to his mouth.
"Well?" Levi asked anxiously.
"This steak…"
"Yes?"
Xanxus' eyes opened with pure wrath, "AIN"T DONE RIGHT!" the Varia Boss immediately pulled out his Dying Will Guns and repeatedly shot Levi in the head, "GO BACK AND GIVE ME SOME REAL FOOD SCUM!"
Levi painfully got back up on his two legs, "Y–Yes Boss," he replied as he headed back to the kitchen with blood flowing from his head.
"Che, I'm surrounded by scum…" just as Xanxus made himself comfortable on his throne, who would come crashing into the room but the 10th Generation Sun Guardian, Ryohei Sasagawa.
"HOW'S IT GOING TO THE EXTREME?"
"What the fuck?"
"OOHH! Hi Ryohei-kun!"
"Ushishishi, that was quite the entrance…"
"Boss, I heard a crash what just hap– damn! I just replaced that door yesterday!"
"Hmmm it's that… guy… damn can't remember his name… isn't he the one that's into Air Trecks?"
The rest of the Varia members stared dumbfounded at their newest member over the strange comment he made.
"Peasant frog, you were waaayyyy off mark…"
Squalo walked towards their uninvited guest, "What the hell are you doing here? Did Sawada sent you?"
"Yep! I extremely begged Sawada to send me over here so I can teach you guys how to extremely work like a team" As usual Ryohei was shouting all this while absentmindedly punching the air.
It took Squalo a while to figure out exactly what the hyperactive boxer meant with those words, "Wait… You came all the way to Italy, just to… make us get along?"
"That is extremely what I said! You Varia guys are always fighting with each other to the extreme, and that's not how a Family should extremely act!"
A fown appeared on Bel's face,"Uh-huh… and what makes you think that a peasant like you is qualified to teach us how to get along?"
A knowing smirk appeared on Ryohei's face, "With this!" he immediately pulled out a document and then handed it over to Fran, the Varia officer closest to him, "Here extremely read this."
Noticing that now all eyes (which belonged to people whose sanity is very much in question) Fran started reading the paper, "This document states that Ryohei Sasagawa is certified to teach leadership, teamwork, and sportsmanship to his…" A look of confusion came to the illusionist, "fellow Club Members as the newly appointed Captain of the Namimori Middle School Boxing Club…"All Fran could do, was just stare at the Boxer with a bewildered look on his face.
Under normal circumstances Squalo would immediate hurt anyone who claimed that the Varia couldn't function as a team, but this…? He needed to the higher ups to figure this one out, "Uh, Boss? This is definitely your call…"
During the entire ordeal Xanxus had his eyes closed and a vein was noticeably throbbing on his forehead, after what seemed like an eternity of awkward silence he opened his eyes and gave the order, "Fuck him up, and fuck him up good!"
End Flashback
"… Hmm, can't extremely remember…"
How are you even alive at this point? As Lambo pondered over whether Ryohei shared the intelligence of a kangaroo, he noticed that Gio had yet to welcome his 'Uncle' home. "Hey Gio aren't you going to–" but the Unidecimo wasn't by his side.
"Lambo? Who are you extremely talking to?" Ryohei gave him a puzzled look.
Oh Shit
Gio wasn't the type to go off by himself; in fact for the son of the most powerful Mafia Boss alive, he was quite well-behaved (unlike certain other sons). He didn't enjoy making his precious mother worry, mostly over the terrible carnage that would undoubtedly follow. Gio never broke the rules nor did he ever compromise his well-being. He always ate his vegetables, did his homework, cleaned his room, lie to Reborn that his Dad was away at Italy, and make sure Uncle Mukuro didn't possess him. The child any parent would want. So why am I doing this?
The answer came easily enough, he was sick of Namimori, or rather sick of never leaving his familiar surroundings. Being the son of the Vongola Boss also came with some drawbacks, namely enemy Families wanted to either kill you or take you hostage; adding to that was the fact that not many Vongola members enjoyed the reformations his father was commiting himself to. So the Vongola Unidecimo was always under constant watch, his parents hardly took him very far from the Vongola base. In fact the farthest he'd ever been was Kokuyo Land! It wasn't fair, his parent's get to go to a tropical paradise to screw around and he's still stuck in this boring place? No way! I'm taking a much needed vacation too!
The sad part was that he had to trick Lambo in order to get away. He really did see the Lightning Guardian as his older brother. He was the only Guardian that played with him and never got tired of his constant questions. Gio cringed as he thought on how upset Lambo would be. What made it worst was how pathetically easy it was using his… talents to make Lambo believe that the boy was standing next to him while Gio snuck away to the gates. But it'll all be worth it once I find that plane and fly to Italy.
Lambo couldn't believe it.
Rather he didn't want to believe it.
He let Gio sneak away from him.
As Lambo frantically searched the shops on the eastern wing of the terminal asking if anyone had seen a boy matching Gio's profile, he couldn't help but wonder, how did he sneak away without me noticing? Sure he had been busy checking out hot chicks, but he still could detect Gio's presence and he swore he saw the boy in the corner of his eye when he found Ryohei. But Sasagawa said he saw me all alone when he caught sight of me… Could the kid have used…? Well he does have the blood for it… Dammit how could I have been so careless?
"Lambo!" the teen turned to see the Boxer running up to him, "No one's seen Gio-kun on the western wing!"
"Damn! He hasn't been spotted here either
"Do you know where he could have gone?"
"I'm thinking, I'm thinking!" Shit, where could the brat have gone? Let's see he said he wanted ice cream, but he's not at the shop. We talked about how I'm not innocent, and that I haven't been to Italy since I– Then it hit Lambo.
"Shit!"
"No, I extremely think that's chocolate you've just stepped on!" Ryohei still clueless as ever.
He wanted to go to Italy, Lambo looked at Ryohei, "The plane you flew on, does it need to refuel here at Namimori?"
"Eh? No, Giannini-san said that the Vongola XF2 can fly between Italy and Japan 100 times with the same amount of fuel used on a regular plane why?"
SHIT! "What about the crew? Are they going to rest here for a bit? I mean that had to have been a long and tiring flight!"
"The trip only took two hours on the Vongola XF2, the crew isn't tired at all, besides the Varia wants their plane back so they have to head back right away."
NNOOOO! And Lambo was off.
"Hmph, Lambo's extremely lost it, don't blame him though, Sawada's woman is scary to the extreme."
It was easy for Gio to walk around the runway freely; all he had to do was use his special talent and no one would notice him. Finding the certain jet he wanted was even easiler; there was only one jet with a giant Vongola emblem. Getting in was a breeze too, the hatch was completely open! Unfortunately, not getting noticed by the pilot proved to be impossible, it seems that the Vongola trains their members not to fall for cheap illusions like invisibility.
"What the hell? Where'd you come from kid?" the man spoke in very broken Japanese.
"Uh…" no use lying, "The Vongola base here in Japan?" maybe speaking in Italian will make him less tense.
"Oh? And what in God's name are you doing on my plane?"
"I– I need to go to Italy," still telling the truth!
"And aren't you a little young to be traveling to another country on a jet owned by the biggest criminal organization in the world all by yourself?" this guy wanted a damn good answer.
"My name is Ienobu Giovanni Sawada, and I am the Vongola Unidecimo"
The grizzled pilot just stared at the young boy, "Works for me, we leave in 5 minutes."
It was pretty easy for Lambo to reach the runway; all he had to do was blow up the airport's electric grid with his Lightning Flames and cause the entire population to go into a panic, no biggie. It was even easier to spot the Vongola XF2, it was the only jet that was currently taking off!
Lambo began to run like his life depended on it (which it did), as he caught up with the moving plane, he believed that he caught a glimpse of the boy getting a complementary soda from the stewardess.
"Wait! Stop the plane!" he screamed but to no avail, the jet's speed became faster and faster, leaving the teen behind. Shit! I'm starting to lose my breath! "Hey! Stop the plane! That kid isn't supposed to be on there!" but it was too late. Lambo couldn't endure that much more running and jet gained enough speed to ascend into the air. All Lambo could do was watch the aircraft fly away on its course to Italy.
Or rather to the Varia Headquarters in Sicily.
Where six of the most violent and psychotic assassins lived.
Assassins that wouldn't think twice about hurting any uninvited guests.
And if a certain woman caught wind of this…
Then I'm a dead sexy cow man
Sorry for the late update, I'm still trying to get back into the feel of writing fanfics. I know this isn't a very good chapter but I'm working really hard to become a better writer. In order to make up for the late (and not-so-good) chapter, I would like for all of you to know that Squalo and Fran are going to be major players in this story. They will make their appearance for Ch. 3 yay! (which will come quite soon!) Please review!