So heres another chapter of my stupid story. Review for the stupidity of it. This is probably then only chapter that will be split into two.
Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight or Harry Potter. Stephanie Meyer and J. K. Rowling own all.
Chapter 2 - A Very Witches Fairytale: Part 1
Once upon a time...
There was a young princess, Isabella. She was quite a stupid princess. And very plain and boring but for some reason everyone loved her. I think all the boys who fell for her were playing a practical joke and then they realised how hopeless and defenceless she was so they decided not to tell her about their little prank. Edward just likes her because she smells nice and he likes watching her sleep which is a bit creepy and stalker-ish.
So, one day this young princess decided to go for a walk. And then for a drive. And then for a fly high in the sky. So she went to the airport and booked a flight to England. When she got there she decided to explore. Soon, after a lot of exploring, she came across something very interesting.
A GROUP OF FUCKING TEENAGERS WERE FUCKING FLYING AROUND ON FUCKING BROOMS!
'What the fuck?' she thought to herself.
She then noticed something interesting. One of those teenagers was the man of her dreams. The one she always thought about. The one who snuck into her bedroom and watched her sleep. THE CREEPER!
"Edward?" she called out as she came out of her hiding spot and walked towards who she thought was Edward who was holding his broom.
Everyone looked panicked. Then, one of the teenagers, a very bushy haired one, pulled out what Bella thought was a stick. But everyone knew it was a wand.
"Obliviate!" the bushy haired girl shouted pointing her 'stick' at Bella.
Bella was thrown back by some funky light force. She landed on the ground on her back. Everyone quickly hid away their brooms and went to crowd around her. She stirred and rubbed her head as she sat up.
"What's going on?" Bella asked very confused.
The bushy haired girl, who's name we still do not know, grinned thinking her spell had worked.
"Edward what's going on?" Bella asked looking at the boy she thought was Edward. "Why can you fly on brooms? Why do you have sticks that shoot out light? Who are these people?" she asked frantically.
They all looked at each other confused a to why the spell didn't work. Obviously the spell didn't work on Bella since she had some funky weird messed up brain that didn't allow any weird powers to do with the mind work on her which also applied with magic. But, these teanagers didn't know.
"I thought you were a vampire not some... some... magical thing!" Bella said still confused.
There was a series of gasps at the word vampire. They all shared looks as Bella just looked up at them confused. They looked back down at Bella.
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To be continued...
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What's going on?
How did the spell not work?
Do vampires exist?
Who's Edward?
Who's the bushy haired girl?
Why is Edward with these strange people?
Is this magic?
Find out in the next chapter of... A Very Modern Fairytale Series! Woohoo! Yeah! Whoo! Awesome! :D
So how was it? Hate it? Found it stupid? Next chapter is a continuation of this chapter. REVIEW!
~Rose