*Edit (3/9) Power Levels have been edited to be more accurate.


Author's Rants (Warning: This section has equal chances of either being filled with immense knowledge and wisdom, or, at the same time, complete and utter stupidity. Read at your own discretion! Oh and also, this warning will be included only this once.)


Yo dudes and dudettes! First of all, thank you for all the support shown! (bows head) Ok so as said above, I will be including a section of my…thoughts and rants. It is not really necessary to read these. Though I wouldn't mind people skipping over these, I encourage readers to read this section. There are 2 reasons why I'm including them. Firstly, I can use this as a portal to vent out my thoughts, boredom, frustration, or share my happiness, recommendations to anime or whatever. Secondly, this will give you readers an insight into my mind as an author, thus perhaps allowing you to understand the story written by me more! So that being said…I'm back with chapter 2! Ok, I know I am a bit delayed…ok maybe not a bit, but I'm sorry! I had sudden work-related travel coming up, which I couldn't avoid, unless I wanted to be fired. Maybe I do wanna be fired. Or quit. I dunno. Who likes working for this cycle of slavery anyways? Boooooring~


Reply to Reviews (Short form: R2R)

Ok I think this section is self-explanatory. As much as possible, I will be replying to everyone's reviews individually in each chapter. This is to show that I sincerely value your comments and thoughts to my story. To non-reviewers, it is not necessary to read this section, as I will avoid revealing important information here. In the case that I do, I will repeat said information in the StarNotes.

Review #1

Reviewer:goku

Review: wow great chapter boss ... I really like it you have my support.. and I want some action of goku and can you pair tsunade with goku please

Reply: Thank you very much goku! Imagine…having 'goku' as the first reviewer for my DBZxNaruto story. Ha! That's nice. I am thrilled to have your support. Unfortunately, I am sorry to say that there will be no TsunadexGoku pairing. Where applicable, the pairings will be cannon, as far as DBZ characters are concerned. Especially related to Goku and Vegeta, since they have had a family, and it was the love for their families that drove them to do many of the things, which they were able to do.

Review #2

Reviewer: .5

Review: this is very cool chapter but i also wanted to know kyuubi power level

Reply: Thank you very much aglave! And you have raised a very valid doubt! Kyuubi's power level will be included at the end of this chapter, since I'm not sure if all readers will read the R2R. Looking forward to your continued support!

Review #3

Reviewer: Neo Yami80

Review: Great start so far, and I'm glad that this story has been revived. Jiraiya is going to be very surprised when he sees Goku power up (and only in his base form too). I look to see more in the next chapters.

Reply: Thank you very much Yami! I am pleased to see a reader of Dinoman's version following this version. It is after all, for fellow fans of his story that I decided to take over this. And yes, Jiraya will be very surprised indeed! I have completely remodeled the scene of Goku showing his power off, so I hope it meets expectations!

Review #4

Reviewer: DragonNOOB

Review: Normally DBZ and Naruto crossover stories are just plain bad on level that is criminal to the main series. However you story is well written and actually seems to have a well thought of plot.

Also adding power levels at the end is a nice touch and the numbers (so far) are fair. Although I am probably going to get allot of angry comments over calling the numbers fair.

Reply: I agree! I've read multiple DBZxNaruto stories, and can count on one hand the ones, which are decent. Thank you, Dragon , for your compliment about this story. However, I must say that I deserve only some of it, as I have to give most of the credit to Dinoman. It was originally his story and plot, which I have adopted. As far as the power levels are concerned, I will be very strict with it. I have an ultra awesome grasp of DBZ power levels, and thoroughly understand its implications. As far as power levels are concerned, I've got them covered!

Review #5

Reviewer: Guest

Review: Love the story but to get to the point are you using ssj4 or ssj god?

Reply: Thank you guest ! And getting to the point, SSJ4 will be used, as well as a modified version of SSJGod, to suit the inclusion of SSJ4. I will do justice to them both. However, I warn you, it will be quite sometime before you see either of them.

Review #6

Reviewer: Born-From-Black-Lightning

Review: Wow this is some peace of work and a good one at that. I have not read or even heard of the original but if that has been discontinued and all its sad cuz just the first chapter is great so it must really be awesome after it gets going.

Anyway ill read ya later-BFBL

Reply: Thank you very much BFBL ! I would strongly recommend reading the first story, but it will be a half spoiler of sorts, so remember that! That being said, the original is REALLY good, and if you just cannot wait, then do read it! The original version will be relevant to this story only till about halfway through, since the changes I make would have snowballed by then and the story would've taken a different track.

P.S. Btw, BFBL , I think you meant to write 'piece'…and not peace. I tried not to do this, but I just couldn't help myself. Peace bro :P

Review #7

Reviewer: goku

Review: hey I want some romance goku with tsunade .. please

Reply: Erm…are you perhaps the same goku who reviewed the first time? Well, either way, thank you for your review! Please read my reply to review #1 for the answer to this.

Review #8

Reviewer: Guest

Review: great chapter

update soon

Reply: Thank you very much guest ! I have updated, as you can see!

Review #9

Reviewer: dolguldur

Review: this is a great story

please keep the updates coming

Reply: Thank you very much, dolguldur! I will be sure to update on a regular basis! Readers can expect a bi-monthly update rate!*

Review #10

Reviewer: Ricardo Rodriguez

Review: I have read the original, it was awesome, I hope you can step up to the plate and deliver, I am sure you can:), but I am seriously bumbed that he stopped, I was at the edge of my seat, but thanks to you I have a cha nce to see it to the end.

And please I don't really like Goku and tsunade, I am more of a Goku and Diana, any one but tsunade please, it can be kurenai.

But overall good job so far.

Reply: The original indeed is awesome! Dinoman has literally opened up an entire universe of possibilities with his story! That was the main driving force behind me taking up this story. I also felt a bit disappointed that the story did not even start to scrap at the greatness it could have achieved. I am really pleased that you have faith in me. Thank you very much Rodriguez! I hope to be able to meet and exceed the expectations of fans such as you! Also, I have replied in Review# 1 about the pairing of Goku, or anyone in DBZ for that matter!

Alright folks, that's all the R2R has to offer! Now, FINALLY, on to the story!


Chapter 2: The Herb Effect

(In a remote area of HFIL*)

"What do you mean we have to wait longer?! We have been sitting in this hell-hole for YEARS and he wants us to wait longer!" a rough voice screamed.

The owner of said voice was a huge man, even by Saiyan standards. He stood an easy nine feet tall and was built like a tank. He was also, quite literally, bigger than a tank. He was bald and wore yellow Saiyan armor. An irritated scowl was plastered on his face, clearly failing to hide the hot temper of his, boiling on the inside. But mainly, he was bald. Like shiny-shiny bald. Imagine sparkles and stars.

"Would you Puh-lease stop your screaming, you giant gorilla! You know that with Kakarott there, NONE of us would stand a chance of doing ANYTHING, besides getting ourselves eradicated. I'm sure His Baldness remembers what happened the last time." The man standing next to him sneered, causing the larger man to release steam from his ears.

This guy was smaller than the big guy, but was equally well built. He stood about 7 feet tall, tall for humans, but decent for Saiyans. His main feature was his super long, black spiky hair that went down all the way to his knees. He also wore Saiyan armor, difference being that it was brown.

"Heck", the man continued, "The last time Kakarott was down here, he made COMPLETE fools of Frieza and Cell, and he didn't even bother to remove his limiter, let alone go Super Saiyan! And His Baldness just wants to hop out of here, happily expecting a free pass. The only outcome to that would be you getting yourself squashed like a bug. Again. Just like Vegeta did to you. Twice. Maybe this time, he would do it in his sleep." The second man said getting madder at the first. A vein was seen throbbing on his forehead.

"I swear that I will get them back for that! And what makes you so smart?! At least I killed that green goon who finished you off, you Saiyan degenerate! Don't forget that I still out rank you! Hahaha!" The big guy laughed right in front of the shorter man's face, prompting him to push him away in disgust.

"OMG! Your breath stinks worse than that Frieza's pile of diarrhea! And…how dare you pull that rank card again! I have a good mind to squash you myself, you big ape-bug!" The shorter man said as pulsating purple orbs began forming in both of his hands.

"Bring it on Chibi!" the big one said as he leaned forward and opened his mouth wide, preparing for his own attack.

But before either of them launched a single attack purple barrage of energy missiles flew at the two, blasting almost everything in the area, including the two men who didn't have time to get out of the way.

When the smoke and dust cleared they saw a man standing on the pile of rubble, looking down at them arms crossed, frown on his face.

"Would you two SHUT UP!" the man yelled. This guy was wearing a grey cloak that covered almost his entire body, save his black and grey boots. He stood about 6 feet tall and had black spiky hair that closely resembling Goku's. In fact the only difference between the two Saiyans appearance was this guy had an aged look to him, and a sinister angry look permanently embedded on his face.

"I TOLD both of you that I have a plan concerning our escape, and that we will defeat Kakarott and Vegeta. BUT, if you two keep going at each other like this, I will have no choice but to blow you to oblivion and take care of things myself!" He said with an evil tone, sending chills down the men's spines.

"So what!" the big guy shot back "You know you can't kill anyone here, we're already dead! Besides who died and made you king?" Nappa grumbled.

"Oh! What a coincidence that you asked! Well me beating this guy would definitely make me a candidate for the position, don't you think?" The cloaked man smirked as he lifted a limp, near-lifeless body by the scruff of the neck from behind him. This man had tall spikey brown hair that ascended to a point at the top. He also had a short beard with a small amount of blood trickling out of his mouth.

"King Vegeta!" The two men exclaimed.

"That's right! He played his part well. Unfortunately, he won't be joining us. A weakling like him wouldn't be of aid to us anyway. It was clear he was plotting on betraying us halfway through the plan. Apparently His Highness found it a menace to listen to orders."

He then threw the body in the air and blasted it with an intense purple energy blast sending the once proud King of the Saiyans flying a good few yards, before landing limply on the ground. Turlus then turned to the other two.

"I am very aware of the fact that here you can't be killed. BUT, I am also aware that there is a lot that I can do to you, without killing you. Being Saiyans, you guys should know that there or things much worse than Death." The cloaked man hissed and fired a small strait beam through the big guys shoulder, causing him take a knee and yell in pain

"Now unless you want me to get serious, PIPE DOWN AND BE QUITE!"

"Yes sir" the both said in unison.

"Good. Now, prepare yourselves. My plan will shortly be placed into motion. Right now, Frieza and Cell are trying to break out…again. Pretty routine event. While everyone, including that pest Piccolo, is occupied, we make a dimensional hole big enough to get through and head to Earth. Once there, I'll explain the rest of my plan. Understood?"

The other two nodded.

"Good. Now that that is clear, we sit back, relax, and wait for the fireworks to start." The cloaked man said with a devilish smile on his face.


(On Kami's Lookout)

TAC TAC TAC Footsteps resounded in the vast silence of Kami's lookout. Two built men were climbing up a stairway. At the end of the stairway, light shone in from what was a door to the courtyard. Jiraiya and Goku made it to the center of the courtyard.

"Alright, this should be far enough." Goku said, stopping, and turning around to look at the long, white-haired sage.

"O…kay…so how are we doing this? Would you be showing me your arsenal of jutsus? I must warn you, I have lived long, and have seen quite a lot of them. It will be hard to impress me!" Jiraiya smirked. Alas, if only he knew of what was awaiting him, he would have been cautious with his words.

"Hahaha" Goku laughed sheepishly, in his trademark pose of rubbing the back of his head. "Well, I don't want to boast or anything, but I can assure you, you won't be disappointed" He added, with an all-knowing smile.

"Ok" He continued. "How about we do this? Gather all your Ki and power up to the maximum you can! We can use that as a base and get going! What do ya say?" Goku suggested.

'He looks pretty confident. Heh, I'll wipe that smirk off his face when he sees my chakra levels' Jiraiya smirked internally.

"Alright! But I'll warn you, I AM one of the Legendary Sannin, and have a pretty high Chakra levels" Jiraiya said with a cockily smirk.

He then began by placing his hands together making the ram seal and began summoning his chakra. As he did small pebbles began to move and blue swirls of energy began to become visible around his body. As the sage got closer to his maximum, the pebbles from before began to be lifted into the air.

"HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the sage yelled letting out as much chakra as he could, ending in a boom.

"How….was….that" the sage asked panting hard.

'Strange, I suddenly feel much more powerful than when I fought Nagato. Hmm, the green guy with antennas did mention something about using alien techniques to heal me. Perhaps due to some side effect I've grown stronger thanks to that? Hehe, now that I'm even stronger, let's see Goku's reaction' Jiraiya thought to himself.

However, contrary to Jiraiya's expectation, Goku had nothing even symbolic of surprise on his face. If anything, Jiraiya thought he saw a slight frown of disappointment.

"Hmmm…Well…its OKAY I guess. Not too bad, but I have noticed that the way you draw out you Ki is extremely taxing on your body. Also, it seems that you do not have full access to your internal Ki." Goku said.

'Man, he's about as strong as me right before my fight with Vegeta the first time he came to Earth. While that isn't bad…it's really not enough. But something seems strange. He's definitely not using all his power. I sense about 50% of his power still hidden inside him. Perhaps if we release it…he could be as strong as…one of the Ginyuu force members even. Time will tell.' Goku mused internally.

"What is this guy talking about?! For most ninja to reach my level is extremely rare and most can't even last long if I were to get serious at this level!...and what the devil is Ki? I'm just going to assume this Ki thing is his terminology for Chakra." Jiraiya thought in disbelief.

Seeing Jiraiya lost in his thoughts, Goku clapped his hands, snapping the sage back to Goku.

"Ok… so how do I do this. Well let me match your level first. Now…when you hit your highest point you were…right…about…here!" Goku emphasized as he matched Jiraiya's highest power level in an instant, causing Jiraiya's jaw to drop.

Picking his jaw back up, Jiraiya pointed a trembling finger at Goku. "Wha…what?! How'd you do that?! That level of chakra is easily Kage level! And you didn't do Anything! Let alone use a seal!" Jiraiya shouted in disbelief.

"Haha…"Goku laughed sheepishly. 'Man, if he's surprised for just that…well this should be fun.'

"Well, I'm sure there are a million things on your mind, Jiraiya. I promise I will explain everything. But first" Goku's mouth turned into a mischievous smile. "Let me show you just a teeny bit more of my power."

"Ok, remember how I was talking about destroying planets?" Goku asked Jiraiya. All Jiraiya could manage was a feeble nod.

"Ok so…this…would be the minimum required power for being able to destroy Earth…Hahh!" Goku let out a small cry, as his power level shot up multiple folds. At this time, a bluish-white glow enveloped his body, almost as if he was engulfed in a fire flowing upwards. His hair was defying gravity even more than ever. The tiles around Goku had cracked and were lifted into the air, slowly crumbling to powder. Violent winds started engulfing them both as one could feel the intense power in the air.

Jiraiya was looking upon this scene with a mixture of extreme fear and awe. His mind had gone blank and he had completely lost his voice. 'What is this level of power…! I have not experienced the full power of a Bijuu…but I'm sure this man is putting out more than enough to rival it!'

But it looked as if it wasn't over. Goku looked ready to continue. "Alright so…Brolly's power level when I first fought him…is about…here….HAAAAAAAAA!" Goku left out a definite scream this time, as his power level skyrocketed. The aura engulfing his grew almost twice in size, as a violent shaking took hold of the entire Kami's lookout. Jiraiya was knocked back on his bottom, as all he could do was just look at the man's immense power. And as fast and hard as it hit him, everything died down immediately as Goku, who had been floating a bit in the air till now, was back on ground. The aura around him had died out, as Goku powered down to minimal state. Everything associated with the power up had stopped, the winds, the shaking and all.

Jiraiya was unable to say anything. He just sat there, staring at Goku, as if he had seen a Ghost. A Ghost who had powered up enough to destroy Earth, and gone much beyond.

Goku noticed the Sage's lost look. 'Sheesh…good thing I stopped then. Hmmm…maybe it was a bit too much for him to comprehend…did I show off too much? No, they must know what they are up against.' Goku thought to himself.

Slowly, he extended an arm out to Jiraiya. The Sage took it and helped himself back up to his feet.

"You…how did you…how is possible…I…I…Wha..how….I…" Jiraiya fumbled with his tongue. He was completely at a loss for words.

"Haha relax! Breathe first! That's it…breathe in….now breathe out….breathe in…breathe out…ok so calmed down yet? Now, fire away the questions!" Goku said, helping Jiraiya calm down.

"Phew…Ok. First things first…who or what are you? I know you said you were some sort of Guardian…but this" Jiraiya said waving his arms around, signaling everything around him. "This, is just impossible! I thought you were joking when you spoke of powers being able to destroy planets! Sure, the Shodaime and Madara had powers capable of altering whole continents, but you far outclassed them! How is that possible?!" Jiraiya almost screamed, still shaken up by what he saw.

'Oh boy…he sure is NOT calm…thank god I didn't show him more than that…and here I was thinking I'll power up to Super Saiyan…hehe' Goku thought to himself.

"Ok…please Jiraiya, calm down! I understand that it is a lot for your mind to wrap around. But you have to understand a few things. First off, while improbable, it is definitely possible for you to reach the level of power I had just displayed. Wrap your mind around that, and that should help you calm down. Now, remember, I did say that I was the Universal Guardian of sorts, didn't I? However, that does not mean that I was always this powerful. I was actually born a mortal, a member of the Saiyan race, from Planet Vegeta. Perhaps we should get more comfortable…for this is going to be one looooooong story." Goku trailed away, as he put his arm over Jiraiya's shoulder, and led him back inside the Kami's lookout.


(10 mins later, In a cozy room inside Kami's Lookout)

Jiraiya and Goku were sitting on a comfortable sofa. They both were holding a steaming hot cup of coffee in one hand, while they were passing a pipe between each other.

"Ahhhhhh~" Jiraiya exclaimed as he let out a cloud of smoke.

"Haha, I know right? Nothing like grass from Earth to calm your nerves, if you know what I mean. And of course, this is the best of its kind you know. It is grown by the guardian of the Earth." Said Goku, as he took the pipe from Jiraiya.

"Wah, Goku…whatever said and done, there are much better varieties which are naturally growing in the forests you know! You give me too much credit hehe" Said Dende, who was also with them. Of course, who would share their stash, without being part of the gathering?

"Alright Goku, now I'm calm…way more than calm. I don't think I have the will to move my body actually. Anyways, that aside…you have some explaining to do." Jiraiya reminded Goku, as one bloodshot pair of eyes looked into the other.

"Huh? What? Oh…oh! Ah yea…haha I forgot! But come on Jiraiya…can't that wait a bit? The medicine just hit the spot you know…let's just go with the flow for a while…ahhhh~"Goku said in a very sage-like manner.

"Ahhhhh~ I don't see why not! This is the best stuff I've ever smoked. Heck, there's no harm in enjoying it a teeny bit eh?" Replied Jiraiya

"Haha I agree with Jiraiya san. Let's just stick back, relax and…just relax for a while or something. Here let me add to the mood." Dende added. With a flick of his fingers, music surrounded them. "Enjoy this my Sagely friend. This song is from thousands of years back. It's from a band called Pink Floyd. This piece was played in their Pulse live concert. Comfortably Numb is the name of the song." Dende said, as divine music started filling up the room.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh~" all three of them exclaimed, as they sank into the comfort of their sofa, letting the music flow through every fibre of their souls.


(30 mins later, the same place)

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh~ We're at an altitude of a million miles in the sky~"

"Is anyone hungry?"

"Hmmm maybe I am!"

"Yea me too!"

"Alright… munchies time! ! Would you please do the honours?"


(1 hour later, same damn place)

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh~ That was AWESOME!" Goku exclaimed.

"What the hell Goku, how'd you even eat so much? Haven't you heard of starving children? I'm sure we could've fed the entire Fire continent for a few days with the amount you just ate!"

"Hehe sorry! Its just I need lots of fuel to keep my body going you see! Anyways, I think that we may have relaxed a bit too much. I think I owe you an explanation right?"

"Yup Goku! Now that I'm back down on Earth again, let's hear your story!" Jiraiya said.

"Alright! So like I was saying, I am from a race known as Saiyans, from Planet Vegeta. Now, one fine day after I was born…." Goku started with his story.


(1 more hour later, same damn place…still)

Goku had just finished explaining the entirety of his mortal life. Right from the beginning, where he was sent to Earth as an infant, Grandpa Gohan finding him, all the way till Omega Shenron, including the episode in the middle with Beerus-sama."

"So…that's about the entirety of my life's story. After I flew off with the Dragon Balls, I headed to a plane higher than the Supreme Kai's. Apparently it's also the plane Beerus-sama sometimes resides. Anyways, a lot of things happened after that. Tell you what, I'll talk about what I did after in detail afterwards. I think we better get moving for now." Goku finished.

Jiraiya was just…stunned. That was apparently the best word he could come up with to describe this situation. Stunned. Of course the magnitude was way beyond comprehension. Goku's entire life was on such a high scale compared to theirs that he was lost. Of course, the severity of the situations were similar. The experience one gains from either life would have been equally valuable. However, Jiraiya was speechless at the power these…beings were capable off. To have become so strong that he actually challenged the Gods, and became very similar to one himself. Now, it made so much sense as to why Goku could be this strong.

Finally managing to grasp the entirety of the situation, Jiraiya stood up.

"Let's get moving Goku. I've already been missing for an entire week. And after what you just said, we cannot afford to lose anymore." Jiraiya spoke, with the look of a determined, experienced Sage.

Goku smiled to himself. 'Heh, nice! I like this guy! It sure is nice to fight alongside Earth again!'

"Alright Jiraiya! Let's go. Just grab onto my shoulder! We'll get there in no time…hehe!" Goku said while standing up and pointing to his shoulder.

"Oh, But is it ok if you get me an audience with the Hokegi when we get back?" Goku asked smiling sheepishly.

"Sure Goku…but for the last time, it's pronounced HOKAGE!"

The word Hokage seemed to snap Jiraiya's memory back. 'Oh…Fuck. I sent a message on Fukasaku's back to Tsunade saying I'm dead. The whole village will think I'm dead. Oh…Oh My God…I hope they didn't have a funeral yet…Oh..that will be so bad…Tsunade is going to kill me. I hope Goku can protect me…Ah…man what the heck. On the bright side, we all can have a laugh eh? I wonder how Naruto's gonna react…" Jiraiya thought with a large sweat drop forming, as he casually placed his hand on Goku's shoulder, even though he wasn't sure why.

"Alright! Let's go!" Goku shouted cheerfully. "Huh? Wha.." Was all Jiraiya could say, before the duo vanished into thin air.

To be continued…


Heya guys! So how was the ride through the story? Enjoyable? Detestable? Some of you might be wondering as to why the length seems a bit short. Well, that's cause this is only half of Chapter 2! I was thinking that since you guys were waiting, I'll get out the first half of Chapter 2 now, and the second half as Chapter 3 a few days later! There, we see how life in Konoha is going on, just before the arrival of Goku and Jiraiya. So, leave a review if you want. PM me if you'd like. Hope you enjoyed it! Onto the ending few things now!

StarNote*:

*Goku and Vegeta will have their original cannon pairings. So will any of the other DBZ characters who may appear. Now, for those who never had a pairing in cannon, maybe you can expect.

*HFIL – Home For Infinite Losers. DBZ's kiddy version of Hell.

*SSJ4 and SSJGod both exist in this story. You just gotta wait and see how they come into play.

Power Levels:

Jiraiya Full Power: 12,000

Goku matching Jiraiya: 12,050

Goku (Enough power to destroy Earth): 12,000,000 (12 Million)

Goku (Matching Broly's 1st LSSJ): 1,500,000,000 (1.5 Billion)

Goku after Relaxed: 5000

Ichibi: 20,000

Nibi: 27,000

Sanbi: 36,000

Yonbi: 45,000

Gobi: 54,000

Rokubi: 63,000

Nanabi: 72,000

Hachibi: 81,000

Kyuubi: 90,000

Juubi: 500,000