Yeah, ok, I hickened- I mean chickened out, I just want to update!!!!!!! Also, this will not be the format I will do it in, I will pick a cat, then you guys have to ask that cat questions.


First, from Laterose13, her questions involve Tigerstar, Brambeclaw, Ashfur and Scourge. *Suddenly, Tigerstar, Brambeclaw, Ashfur and Scourge, fall in from the room. *

The room now has mattresses all over and jailbars on the outside.

"Okay," KleverKat looks at the paper, " This question is for you, Ashfur. Why didn't you accept that Squirrelflight wanted to be with Brambleclaw?"

"I don't want to answer that piece of dung!!!!"

KleverKat's blue-green eyes turned a bright red and she says politely," You must, or I will get the leader of the cat army to eat you." She shows a picture (guys, you can see this picture at .com/groups/group/scary%2Bcat/, if you cant see that, it's www. imvu dot com / groups/groups/ scary % 2B cat / ok, and no spaces, also i really dont meen dot com I mean the other dot com) to Ashfur, his face stiffens, and he starts and starts answering the question.

"She was my love, and I couldn't bear to let her go....AND THAT'S WHY I WILL KILL HER!!!!!!!!!! MWAH HA HA MWAH WAAAAAAA PLANETS ALIGN! SUN DIE! MOON GLISTEN! DIE UNIVERSE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and faints.

"Um, next question from Laterose13, for Brambleclaw!!!!!!!!" Brambleclaw's eyes widened, and he claws his way out the room, but he is catapulted back in.

"Brambleclaw, What made you decide to go against Tigerstar's teachings?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmtmm," Brambleclaw started," I finally landed Squirrelflight again," He stops and glares at Ashfur," and Ifelt he could make me powerful, and I wanted POWERRRRRR!!!!!! I hope that answers your question, Laterose13!" His eyes fixed sweetly at the camera.

"Um, ok....next, Laterose13 wanted to ask Tigerstar if he ever loved one of his mates or kits."

"Which mate," Tigerstar grumbled. "Goldenflower,Sasha, or Stubby?"

"Who's Stubby?" KleverKat question weirdly.

"Oh, she was a rogue, I remember when we used to-and then we- and ha ha, good times.............." Tigerstar looked dreamily into space.

KleverKat looks into the camera and says"Hm, I think that answers your question, Laterose13."

"Now another question from Laterose13. Scourge, why didn't you take in your littermates to become members of Bloodclan, not just feed them?"

Scourge sits up and says," They called me a wimp, why should I take them into my clan, which I DEVELOPED, they would just stuff their ******* faces! DO YOU GET IN NOW LATEROSE13 HUH HUH? DO YOU GET SOME SORT OF PLEASURE PLEASURE HUH HUH? SICK SIK SIK SIK PLEASURE??? JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then takes a spoon and shoves it down his throat.

"Um guys, sorry about this, but no one can ask Scourge question anymore.....he's gone to a worser place." KleverKat exclaimed.


You know guys, I'm tired. I'm sleepy, I'm going to go die. Ha just kidding, but antyways, sorry to my reviewers, I'll probably update tomorrow.

~KleverKat~ Oh yeah, thanks to Laterose13 and all you reviewers, also, all reviewers get plushies!!!!! *throws plushies out*

~KleverKat~