chaptuh 2
(a/n i showed diz to mah grandma she said i was lobely)
i hete that justin tyler he stole mah man. i wanted to kish him in the face. do you know how hard i azm restraingijn g myself from hurting him rihght now? omga I HATE HIM AND HIS GIANT WANG OF WANG!
before you can stubement to me we have to read the lies of liar.
i dont know i found it on the sidewalk.
suddenly as i was reading my englush coarsebook i saw a pretty petite pollyargmar man. He sed hiz name was Immet. Immet had wonderful lovely blue eyes and a suthruen draul. I recognized him from the babylawn night.
I had my sexy pink stretxh pants on me. they made my 52 inch buttox look fab.
i walked up to him and said +exkuse me, immet? is that yur name right?+
he said in his sexy english akkent +hi thur darlin. hoo mite yew be?+
+mai name is herald gerard+ i sed angrily.
immet looked at me with cunpassion in his eyes and gave me a hug.
+i kan see youa re new to the areaz so lat me help you.+
wii went to his aparment. he lived with 3 otter gay boiz. they were all on firah!
da first won wuz named micael he haz dark ebony heir and like icy blu eyez.
he almust looked lyke the vampyre guy frum twylyte butt mucho hawter
mikeal sat next to a very ole man he hade to bee at leaste 50! he hade a tubby tub of a guy and 5 punds of eyebrows. i wundered if he new i wuz lookin at his big arze
his name was stedore but most of dem called him ted or eeyore. i think they caleed him eeyero because he looked like a donkey.