Episode One: New Neighbors

It was 6:00 am and the birds were tweeting. The village of Chagrin Falls was getting up to a peaceful start.

OK, scratch "peaceful".

"AAAARRRGGGHH!" CRASH! "WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR ONCE!"

"HEY! QUIT YELLING AND PUSHING, YOU WORTHLESS HAIRBALL!"

Yep, you guessed it! It was Calvin and Hobbes, the Tremendous Duo! Right now, they were on the wagon, bickering at each other about who should control, as Calvin was LAME at wagon riding.

"YOU DUMBO! YOU ARE THE WORST AT STEERING!" Hobbes bellowed.

"ME? WHY YOU LITTLE- "Calvin never got to finish his sentence as both looked forward, to see a large cliff!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!"

The wagon flew off the edge and plummeted to where a bramble bush lay!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWW!

Calvin, Hobbes, and the wagon landed in a heap.

"Y-y-y-you dunderhead! N-now look w-w-what y-you did-d-d-d!" groaned Calvin.

After brushing the prickles off their selves, the two gathered up the remains of the wagon and headed for home.

As they got to their street, they saw a moving van at the house next door and a lot of commotion.

"Wow. We've got new neighbors." Calvin said in excitement.

"I hope they have cute girls!" Hobbes replied.

"It's a shame the old neighbors moved to Britain," Calvin went on "I never even knew why they moved."

" The answer's obvious actually, isn't it!" Hobbes replied, thinking of the trouble Calvin would cause with his vivid imagination. Just to say, the old neighbours had moved when Calvin was only 2! I know, they have a great memory.

They were just in the front yard, when a little girl popped up from the fence and said "Hi!"

"AAARGH. A GIRL. I'M DOOMED. HELP! ALIEN INVASION! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! GIRLS!" shouted Calvin in fright.

"Oh, don't mind Calvin here. He's just not too keen on girls" Hobbes said.

"You have a tiger? That's cool" the girl replied.

Hobbes blushed at this admiration. "Why yes, it is, thank you!".

By now, Calvin had calmed right down.

"Phew. Well, at least an emperor penguin the size of Hobbes didn't appear from the fence." he said.

Unfortunately for Calvin, that's exactly what happened next.

"Hello, there." greeted the penguin.

Calvin jumped up in fright. "AAARGH! A GIANT PENGUIN. I'M DEAD! DEFINITELY DEAD. AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!".

"Well, this is weird!" said the penguin in confusion.

"Anyway," said the little girl "I'm Amelia Briggs and this is my penguin, Plato."

Plato shook hands with the duo.

"Calvin? Do you want to come over with…with... hey, what's your tiger called? "Amelia said

"Uhhhh…Hobbes." Calvin replied.

"Ah, do you and Hobbes want to come over to mine and play on my Xbox One?"

"Xbox One? Wow! I've been wanting to get that console!" said Calvin.

"Well, that's great!" Amelia said and then headed with Calvin for Amelia's new house along with Hobbes and Plato.

Calvin's Mom looked outside, at the duo heading indoors "Looks like Calvin's made some new friends by the looks of it." she said.

Calvin's Dad, who was watching Eyewitness Action News, looked at his wife after hearing this.

"Uh Oh!" he replied.

The End.

Next Episode: E2: Calvin Clash.