The Yu-Criminals
Chapter 2-A terrible morning
Sayuri Lapis: It's really hard for me to write humor, but I did my best with this. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC V.
The next morning came and the sunlight went through the black bars. Yuya, Yugo, and Yuri were all asleep and snoring except Yuto, who had bags under his eyes.
I didn't get any sleep because they were snoring loudly last night. He thought. And the floor was really cold too. Is this stone? He looked at the gray floor. Yep, this is stone alright.
A loud drum sound woke everyone up, including Yuya, Yugo, and Yuri.
"GET UP! IT'S MORNING!" Serena bellowed, banging the drums with a drum stick. "WE HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY!"
Yuya, Yugo, and Yuri sat up and yawned. "Can I have an extra hour of sleep?" Yugo asked. "NO!" Serena shouted, startling him.
"Good morning Yuto." Yuya said. "Good morning to you…" Yuto grumbled, glaring at him. "You don't look so good Yuto, did you get any sleep?" The green and red haired male asked.
"No, because you three were snoring last night!" Yuto hissed.
"Well, I'm sorry. You can sleep on the bed tonight, if that makes you feel any better." Yuya told him. The black and purple haired male groaned and stood up.
Serena opened their jail door, "Come on, it's time to take your morning shower." She said to them. "Morning shower?" Yuri asked, rubbing his eyes. "Follow me!" The purple haired girl barked. They all nodded and all of the male prisoners followed her to a large room with one huge shower head on the ceiling.
"All of you take a shower. You all smell like monkeys." Serena told them and locked the door. "Why does she lock the door?" Yuya asked as they took their black and white attire off.
They all stood there, naked and shivering. "Doesn't this place have a heater?" Yugo asked.
"I hate to say it, but this place doesn't have a heater." A little blue boy told them. "Who are you?" Yuto asked.
"My name is Sora." He replied. "Aren't you a little young to be in jail?" Yuri asked.
"Well, I stole candy and I blew up a building on accident, so they put me in here." Sora told them. "Oh." Yuri murmured.
The male prisoners then felt a huge rush of cold water come on their skin. "AAAHHH!" The four boys screamed.
"The water is too cold! I have to get out of here!" Yuya ran to the door and tried to open it. "The door's locked Yuya, she locked the door so no one would ditch taking a shower in the morning." Yuto told him.
"MY EYES!" Yugo screamed, running around. "I GOT SHAMPOO IN MY EYES! IT BURNS! AAAHHH!"
"This shampoo smells awful, it smells like manure, I would rather bath in pig mud than this." Yuri said, looking at the bottle in disgust. The other male prisoners giggled. "Those four are so funny, they're actually stupid." One prisoner named Shingo said.
"Yeah, let's hang those losers on the poles outside, especially the emo one." Another one named Otomo suggested. "No, I have a better idea." Shingo smirked. "Follow me everyone!" They all walked over to Yuto and Yuri. "Hey, where are your other two friends?" A prisoner named Yamabe asked.
"They are our brothers acutally. They're acting like big idiots. Yugo's running around with soap in his eyes and Yuya's trying to open the door." Yuri replied. "Well, we're gonna have a little fun with you two." Shingo said to them. "And what kind of fun is that?" Yuto asked. "You'll see for yourself." Shingo replied. Two other prisoners took Yuto and Yuri.
"What are you two doing?" Yuri asked. "Shingo said that you'll see for yourself. It's something that we do to the newcomers. Think of it as an initiation." Otomo said to him. Whatever it is, it can't be good. Yuto thought.
Moments later, everyone in the shower room was laughing so hard at Yuto and Yuri, they wore signs over their chests that said. "I want Serena's butt. It's so big and juicy." Yuto read.
"Perfect, and when Serena sees this, she's gonna blow!" Kakimoto laughed.
"Let me out of here!" Yuya whined, shaking the door handle. Outside, Serena heard loud clattering. "What's going on in there?" She grumbled.
Serena unlocked and opened the door, smashing Yuya's face. "CUT IT OUT AND ACTUALLY SHOWER!" She screamed. "Now's the chance!" Shingo whispered, pushing Yuto and Yuri in front. "Wait…" Yuto started, but then saw Serena.
Serena read the signs and her face became red and angry. "Come over here, Yuto and Yuri…" She fumed quietly.
Yuto and Yuri then walked over to the purple haired girl. Serena then cracked her knuckles. "Uh-Oh…" Yuto said.
"I will never give you two my bottom it's not like a hamburger!" She screamed, beating them up. The rest of the prisoners laughed. "We should do this more often!" Shingo snickered.
Serena glared at the rest of them. "And for the rest of you, if you're not done with the shower in 2 minutes, it's gonna be gruel for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of the week!" She then slammed the door, showing Yuya who was smashed into the wall. He fell down to the ground. "I see yellow twinkly stars and winged hippos." He said.
Yuri and Yuto were on the ground. "Ow…" Yuri groaned in pain.
Everyone else finished their showers and walked past them, including Yugo. "Ahh…That feels so much better." He said, rubbing his now red eyes.
"Oh the humanity…" Yuto sighed.
Later, as everyone got down to the cafeteria for breakfast, Yuya, Yuto, Yugo, and Yuri were all lining up with trays in their hands. "I'm so hungry; I wonder what they are going to serve." Yugo said, licking his lips.
They all soon came to the front of the line and saw the food selection. There was gravy, raisin oatmeal, unidentified food, water, and apples that had mold coming out of it. "Um…Do you have anything else besides this ma'am?" Yuya asked.
"Are you sure this is even edible?" Yuto asked, taking an apple.
"I'm sorry, but this is all there is." A green haired girl named Rin said. "Now please take the food because you four are holding up the line behind you."
"YEAH, I'M HUNGRY! HURRY UP!" A big one shouted.
"IF THE LINE DOESN'T MOVE, I'M GONNA EAT THOSE FOUR FREAKS FOR BREAKFAST!" Another one screamed. The cafeteria soon became loud with anger.
Yuya, Yuto, Yugo, and Yuri shivered and got their food and sat down at the table. They stared at their food in disgust. "What's this?" Yuri asked, looking at the unidentified food. "It's squishy." Yugo said, touching his. "Ew, it's on my fingers now."
"It smells!" Yuya said, smelling it.
"I think it's best if we don't eat it." Yuto told them. Everyone else nodded in agreement and pushed it aside. "Is someone sitting here?" A big guy asked, wearing a red bandana over his face standing over an empty chair. "No, you can sit here if you want to though." The green and red haired teen said.
"Thanks, my name is Noboru Gongezaka by the way." the male now named Noboru said.
"Hey Noboru." Yugo greeted.
"I heard you guys are new here, so how's prison life for you guys so far?" The black haired male asked.
"It's awful, is it like this every day here?" Yuto asked. Noboru nodded, "Yep, and the worst part is that you're in here with the brutal Serena. She has purple hair with blue strands and wears a tacky yellow ribbon."
"Serena, is that what her name is?" the blue and yellow haired boy asked.
"Yeah, she's the owner of this facility."
"That would explain why she's so bossy." Yuri murmured, sipping his water.
"One time, Shingo and his cronies tried to break out of here, and Serena caught them so she dragged them to her office and put them collars on with a chip to monitor them so they wouldn't do it again." Noboru explained.
"Who's Shingo?" Yuya asked.
"He's that brown and yellow haired guy. He's over there." Noboru answered, pointing over to him. "Hey, he's the guy that embarrassed us in front of Serena this morning!" Yuri exclaimed.
Serena then came into the cafeteria, carrying a beater. "Breakfast is over; let's go out to the field, to meet Coach Shun Kurosaki. If you're not done in the next 30 seconds, there's going to be serious consequences."
Everyone stood up and ran over to the trash can, pushing and shoving, causing all the food and trays to fall on the ground.
"Who's Coach Shun Kurosaki?" Yuto asked.
"I hope it's another cute girl." Yuya said, his eyes glimmering.
"Cut it out Yuya, let's go. I already suffered enough earlier from Serena." Yuri told him. Everyone in the cafeteria threw away their Styrofoam trays and walked out to a large field.
To be continued in chapter 3