Kaylee POV
We finally arrived at Monica's apartment; Monica gave Rachel a blanket to warm her up while I started making cups of teas and coffees for everyone. I begin hearing a lot of Spanish in the background after hearing the guys putting the TV on, I look behind me to see everyone watching a soup opera, oh its that one! Is dead fun this show, especially with our game added to it.
"Hey everyone!" says Joey who I see walking in, they all respond with "His"
"Hey Joey, tea or coffee?" I ask, stirring Monica's coffee, after so many years I know how she likes it and man is she picky with it, she says I'm the only one who knows how to make it perfect, I'm pretty sure I cried that day with happiness.
"Tea - You are amazing! That thing that you said to do worked perfectly!" he says giving me a hug from behind which makes me giggle,
"Great, so did you get a date?" I ask, looking at him while I finish his drink,
"Yep and a number" he says, I give him a wide eyed excited look, that must be good if she gave him her number, as well as a date, he did good!
I gather all the cups in two hands that I can, thankfully Joey takes some of the other cups for me which I smile at, we take them to the coffee table, Monica making sure the cup mats are out for us so we don't stain it.
"Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it" says Monica, I look to the screen, taking my seat on the carpet beside Monica,
"Tuna or egg salad? Decide!" I grin at Chandler's impersonation,
"I'll have whatever Christine is having." Ross says,
"Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!" I hear Rachel say behind us,
"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off" says Phoebe, I love how she made her voice so dainty, much like how I would imagine the girl in this show to sound like,
"Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants," says Chandler, I have to admit those pants are U-G-L-Y!
"I say push her down the stairs!" says Joey, I nod in agreement,
"Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!" we all chant, and she must have heard us because she did earning us all to cheer loudly,
"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!" says Rachel, all of us watching her now, wow this is more interesting then the show,
"You can see where he'd have trouble," says Ross who we see is getting some juice form out of the fridge in the kitchen where Rachel is.
"Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica," says Rachel, I look to Monica with surprise from this, seeing everyone else doing the same, did Rachel even ask Monica this? Where was I when this happened?
"Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica..." says Monica, I look to her from this a bit dubious, its very rude to assume that you can stay with someone without even asking that person, at least it is in my books.
"Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait, I said maybe!" she says, I can only guess he hung up on her, we watch as she stares into space for a while then falls down into the chair.
"Paper bag!" I shout, hurrying over to Monica's bathroom to get her first aid kit, I hurry back out with a paper bag in hand, seeing the others around Rachel, I hand her the bag which she nods at in thanks and starts breathing into it.
"Just breathe, breathe…that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things..." says Monica
"Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleigh bells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few..." but she must have seen Rachel and Monica's expressions and stops,
"I'm all better now," says Rachel, but I can detect the lie, but I can understand why they would want Phoebe to stop, as nice of a thought it was,
"I helped!" Phoebe says behind me, presumably to Joey and Chandler,
"Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing." Says Monica, I nod at this in agreement,
"And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot." Says Joey, I hit him in the arm from this confusedly he frowns at me from this,
"Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!" says Monica, I nod at him from this
"What, like there's a rule or something?" he says, I shake my head at this, then hearing the doors buzzer go off, Chandler goes over to it and presses the button
"Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound." He says, I grin at this, he is the best brother I could have thought about getting,
"It's, uh, it's Paul" comes through the intercom, Paul huh?
"Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!" says Monica, I look at her confused, who's Paul?
"Who's Paul?" asks Joey, asking the same question as me,
"Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?" asks Ross, my eyes widen at this, looking from Ross to Monica,
"Maybe" says Monica, I smile widely at this, go Monica!
"Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?" says Joey, looking at her dubiously,
"He finally asked you out?" asks Ross, standing in front of Monica looking far too excited,
"Yes!" says Monica, I give her a big hug which she returns, me being very happy for her,
"Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment" says Chandler, I smile at him as I let go of Monica, but then Monica looks to Rachel, oh yeah I nearly forgot,
"Rach, wait, I can cancel..." says Monica, oh no no no! Please don't let her stop her,
"Please, no, go, that'd be fine!" she says, I smile at this, I'm beginning to like her,
"Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?" asks Monica, who I see looking to Ross, oh yeah divorce guy,
"That'd be good..." he says with a chocked up voice, I frown at this, he was ok just now!
"Really?" she asks in horror,
"No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!" he says, giving her a hug,
"What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot?" asks Phoebe, I shake my head not knowing and I look to see Chandler doing the same, now hearing knocking on the door, and watch as Monica comes in.
"Hi, come in! Paul, this is…" but she pauses as she sees us somehow without doing it on purpose all in a line looking at them both though more specifically at this new guy,
"Everybody, everybody, this is Paul" she says, I wave and say hi with everyone else,
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?" says Chandler, yeah my brother has to be different, its what makes him so unique,
"Okay, umm-umm, I'll just-I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..."
"A wandering?" says Ross, I cock an eyebrow at that, what is it with him and fancy words, Monica would never say that,
"Change! Okay, sit down. Two seconds" she says, hurrying over to her room to get changed after seeing him in,
"Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good" says Phoebe, I can see Rachel looking confused at what she says, I shrug at this and go over to the coffee table to watch more of the show, hearing the others talking behind me some more, Joey getting shouted at by Monica and Ross trying to unsuccessfully hint a date with Rachel, honestly man she left the guy she was going to marry TODAY, I'm sure he doesn't have any standards at times,
"Hey Kaylee, you doing anything tonight?" asks Chandlar, I look up at him from this, him stood the side of me, looking down at me from where I'm sat on the stool,
"Nope" I say smiling innocently at him, knowing he wants to invite me to Ross' apartment to put his new furniture together, but I want him to ask me nicely,
"Would you like to come with us to Ross' apartment with me and Joey?" he asks,
"What's in it for me?" I ask, he humms at this as if in thought,
"Well there will be a pizza of your choice all to yourself, we'll pick up some beers and there's some building involved too" he says, I smile at this,
"Okay" I say, he smirks at this and nods, I look behind me when I see Monica leaving the apartment with Paul, I hope she has a nice date.
"Alright those coming with me lets go" says Ross, at this I pick up my bag and follow him, Chandlar and Joey out,
"See you tomorrow!" I shout at Rachel and Phoebe as I close to door behind me,
"So where we getting pizza from?" I ask, following beside Joey down the stairs, I hope we're going to that nice one who puts extra cheese on, I need me some cheese and pepperoni.
