Shizuo wasn't sure how he got roped into this; maybe it was because a pretty girl had flirted him into this mess. Sure, he wasn't the only guy that was sitting in the police station wearing nothing but a towel. Kyohei, Shinra, and a very pissed off Izaya were sitting there too. Shizuo knew his parents were going to kill him for this one.
Hours before this incident…
It was lunch time at Rajiin academy and Shizuo and Shinra were talking up on the roof. The door leading to the roof swung open and Kyohei and Izaya fell out the door. Haruka walked over the top of them like they weren't even there. They got up and Izaya smacked Kyohei who laughed (he looked up Haruka's skirt) as he walked over to them.
"What's up?" Haruka asked Shizuo and Shinra.
"Um… the sky?" Shizuo said with a shrug.
"Lame joke." Izaya said throwing an arm around his cousin's shoulders.
"Is he using her as a human shield?" Shizuo thought as she put her arm around his waist.
"Izzy don't be so mean to Shizzy." Haruka said pouting at him and he rolled his eyes.
"Whatever."
"I was wondering if you guys want to go my otousan's bathhouse tonight." Haruka asked them with a smile.
"Isn't it usually closed at night?" Shinra asked knowing where she was talking about.
"Yeah, but since my otousan owns it I can let you in for free at that time." She said and they agreed to come.
"Okay, you guys can all meet at…" she looked at Izaya who shrugged.
"Well we've all been to Shinra-san's house, so we could meet up there?" he said looking in question at Shinra.
"Sure, I don't mind the company.
"Okay, then Izaya will show you the way and I'll meet you there." She said with a smile.
Later that night…
Everyone walked up to the door of the bath house and looked around. Haruka was nowhere to be found, but Izaya had a key and let them in. After they showered they got into the bath. It was warm and comfy in the water as the four boys sat around. They were in the men's part of the bath house so they didn't worry about Haruka finally showing up and seeing them naked in the water.
"I've never been to one of these bath houses before." Shizuo admitted to them.
"I've been here plenty of times." Izaya said smirking, "I'm sure Ruka-chan will let you come here for free, or mostly free."
"What do you mean mostly free?" Shizuo said confused.
"If I told you what I mean by that Ruka-chan will likely harm me." Izaya said smirking deviously.
"Dude, she wants in your pants." Kyohei clarified for him and Izaya splashed him.
"What?" Shizuo said in shock, "I've only known her for a week!"
"If she finds out we're both going to get the crap beat out of us." Izaya said splashing Shizuo too, "So you all better keep your mouths shut."
"Oh what's the worst she can do?" Shinra asked rolling his eyes.
"You don't want to know…" Izaya said shivering.
"Whatever flea." Shizuo said splashing him back, "I think you're just paranoid."
"Yeah well she's not your cousin now is she?"
"She's really not as bad as he's leading on." Shinra said to him, "I've hung out with her and Izaya every summer I've known him."
"She is kinda hot." Shizuo said with a shrug.
"I second that." Kyohei said dunking Izaya under the water.
"S-stop!" Izaya dunked him back.
"Alright I give up!" Kyohei said putting his hands in the air.
"Good." He said and then looked at Shizuo, "Shizu-chan, don't you even think about dating my cousin."
"Heh, what are you going to do about it flea?" Shizuo said and Izaya jumped towards him. Shizuo grabbed him and threw into the water with a loud splash. The guys laughed as Izaya came to the surface coughing and choking.
"That's not fun –"
"Hey! Who's in here?" a voice called.
"Run!" Izaya said jumping out of the bath and running for the shower room where they left their clothes, only their clothes were gone.
Present time…
"I'm going to kill your cousin, Izaya-kun." Kyohei grumbled at him.
"Not if I kill her first." Izaya said back to him.
"Why do you want to kill her for?" Shizuo asked them.
"Who the hell do you think stole our clothes?" Izaya snapped at him.
"Hmn, maybe we should steal her clothes?" Kyohei suggested and Izaya smacked him upside the head.
"You and Shizu-chan better never touch her; if you do I'll do everything you do to her to you." He threatened and they both stared at him for a moment.
"Flea do you even know what you just said?" Shizuo asked looking at him skeptically.
"Hello boys!" Haruka's cheerful voice rang as she walked into the room.
"You whore you were supposed to steal my clothes too!" Izaya yelled as he stomped towards her.
"I brought your clothes back." She said throwing the bag on the floor.
"Wait, you were in on this Izaya-kun?" Shinra yelled feeling like he had been betrayed.
"No duh, how do you think he got the key?" Haruka said and Izaya grabbed for her arm, but in one swift movement she flipped him around to where he was bent over, pulled off his towel and began to smack his butt with said towel.
"Ow! Ow! Stop! Stop Haruka-chan! Stop!" Izaya cried as he tried to escape.
"Don't! You! Ever! Talk! About! Who! I! Like! Again!" she said gritting her teeth as she whooped him with each word. Finally she kicked him to the ground and turned on Kyohei who screamed like a little girl before being flung on top of a whimpering Izaya.
A group of police officers had gathered to see her spanking the two boys and they were laughing. She turned around and looked at Shinra and Shizuo who both flinched under gaze. She stepped towards them and Shinra screamed and hid behind Shizuo.
"Maybe I should beat you two for good measure?" she yelled at him.
"No, ma'am." Shizuo said swallowing nervously.
"W-we didn't do anything wrong!" Shinra cried from behind Shizuo.
"Get your clothes on." She growled and then walked out of the room.
The boys did as told and quickly got dressed. Izaya and Kyohei made Shizuo and Shinra go out first and when they did they found Haruka talking to the police who were laughing. She smiled at the four as if nothing had happened in there when she went in. The police waved them over as they laughed.
"It looks like your story checks out, but the next time you go to your uncle's bath house after hours remember to turn off the alarm system." One of them said to Izaya with a smile.
"Yes sir." Izaya said and then glanced at Haruka who smiled sweetly at him.
"Come on guys let's head out." She said spinning on her heels and then walked away from them.
"Was it really necessary to beat us with towels?" Izaya asked running up to walk beside her.
"Yeah, it still hurts." Kyohei said rubbing his butt.
"Shut up or I'll do it again." She said throwing her arms around both of them, "Now if you ever speak of who I'm crushing on to my crush again I'll beat you with something a lot more painful."
"What crush?" Izaya asked looking at Kyohei.
"Yeah we have no idea what you're talking about." He said with a nervous laugh.
"I knew I could trust you guys." she said kissing both of them on the cheek.
"You better not be wearing lipstick." Izaya grumbled as Kyohei blushed.
"Come on let's go to Shinra-san's place." She said as the other two caught up to them.
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