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= Confession Cam and Time Lapse/ change of teams
Total Drama Shuffle
Day 1, Part 2.
Accents, Outfits and BAD, BAD Impressions
Chris was standing between the two cabins underneath the loudspeaker; the contestants were side of him, girl on his right, boys on his left.
"Welcome back people," Chris said looking at camera,
"What, do you mean, we never went anywhere" Noah said to Chris.
Chris had an annoyed look on his face, even so he continued "Anyway, in a minute Chef will play the song on the intercom … intercom… Chef...Chef...CHEF!"
"Shut up you pretty boy" Chef said over the intercom, "Here's your damn song".
"I used to change my accent, change my stance
My phone number, the way I dance
Some people change lovers like they change their sheets
But I won't change you honey, you're for keeps
I used to think I had to change the way I am
To feel better, to get a man
But once I stopped trying I fell for you
You fell for me so I'll stay the same for you
Oh yeah I know that I'm not perfect baby
Oh yeah it's no reason to go crazy
Oh yeah boy you can always count on me
For better or for worse I will always put you first
Now that I have found you
You've changed my life
Cos you're the one who showed me
I have everything right
We're never gonna differ cos we know it's true
So don't change me and I won't change you
I used to change my style like I changed my mind
I tried to change a tyre but I'm not that way inclined
Tried to change my figure my diet too
I'll still change my underwear if that's O.K with you
But after seeing you I know that here is best
Oh yeah the world can sometimes make you feel bad
Oh yeah but don't forget the things you have
Oh yeah boy you can always count on me
In sickness and in health baby always be yourself"
All the contestants were looking at each other confusion and laughter on their faces.
"Nice song, dude" Duncan said to Chris, he then turned to smile at Gwen who smiled back at him, this made Courtney glare at them both and Trent sadly take a sudden interest in a piece of grass.
"Okay, I guess I should explain the song and the challenge, ok the song is called, I won't change you, but in this case I will. There are three things you have to do in this challenge, like the song said you have to fake an accent, your outfit and probably the most funniest part, each other." Chris said, chuckling to himself.
Once he had said there was a mix of "What?""Seriously?, "WHY?" and "Are you kiddin me?". Chris was still chuckling to himself, that is until a bee came and landed on his nose, as he squatted it away he suddenly let out a loud scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that damn bee just stung me, and on my NOSE!" Chris shouted, around all the contestants were smirking and giggling at him.
"Yeah, you think that that's funny," Chris said removing his hand from his nose, which had gone red and had swollen a little, everyone giggled as he did this, he looked annoyed but continued talking "The first part of the challenge is talking with an fake accent" he snickered at this and turned to see the contestants reaction.
"Anyway, I will split you into 5 teams of 4, each team will be given an accent which they must fake for 2 hours, they will also be given a part of the island which they must protect, to win they must invade each country, oh also, they might be a few booby-traps lying around, once they have invaded each country the game will be finished, and it's on to the next challenge. The four teams are
The Jolly Jamaicans: Katie, Cody, Izzy and"
Sierra was jumping up and down while Cody was praying that it wasn't her.
"SIERRA!"
Sierra let out a long Yes and Cody let out a long sigh.
Chris chuckled at this and continued,
"The Righteous Russians: Gwen, Duncan, Courtney and Trent!"
The four were surprised and mad at Chris.
(Confession Cam)
Gwen- Oh my god Chris, WHY? how can I be stuck with Miss. CIT-
Duncan- Elvis-
Courtney-Creepy Goth girl-
Trent- and the crazy criminal!
"The Brutal British: Justin, Sadie, Bridgette and Geoff" Chris said.
Katie and Sadie stared horrifyingly at each other, Bridgette and Geoff smiled lovingly at each before they started making out and Justin just flashed the camera a smile.
(Confession Cam)
Bridgette and Geoff-(still making out)
Katie and Sadie- (Katie) I cannot believe were not on the same team!
(Sadie) I know right, but at least I have Justin on my team (Katie crosses her arm and glares at her)
"And no switching this time okay?" Chris said to them, who looked at each other with sad eyes, they then suddenly hugged each other crying.
"Oh, girls are such babies, eh" Ezekiel called out, which made every girl glare at him
"I-I-I mean, um" before he had finished Eva lifted him up and hung him on a tree branch by his hood.
"Okay, then,
The Secretive Scottish: Beth, Noah, Lindsay and Eva"
Noah rolled his eyes behind his book and Beth giggled at him which made him roll his eyes once again, Lindsay was looking around dumbfounded and Eva was glancing at Ezekiel making sure he didn't get down.
(Confession Cam)
Beth- I don't really like Noah or Cody, it's just once I broke up with Brady I figured I needed a boyfriend that everyone knew existed, I mean everyone else does, like Bridgette has Geoff, LeShawna has Harold, or is it the other way around, but anyway you get my point.
Heather (from outside) - Look Bethiot are you done in there or not, I will come in there and drag you out myself if I have to.
Beth- (glaring at the camera)
"The Impish Irish: DJ, Ezekiel, Owen and LeShawna
DJ and LeShawna highfived, Ezekiel gave a thumps up from the tree he was still hanging on and Owen let out a big WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He dropped Mr. Coconut, who Chris picked up, keeping him away from the big goof who was trying to grab him.
"And the final team,
The Freaky French: Heather, Harold, Tyler, Bunny and Mr. Coconut"
Both DJ and Owen let out a long, sad NO, Heather looked mad and Tyler looked confused.
"What that's not fair they get more people than us!" Lindsay said upset, as she said this everyone turned to look at her, even Mr. Coconut and Bunny.
"Uh, Girl you know that there not people right?" LeShawna asked here, Lindsay looked confused for a while then quickly nodded her head.
(Confession Cam)
Bunny-(In Bunnish, with English subtitles) - I don't care what they say, The Freaky French, ARE GOING TO WIN!
Mr. Coconut-(Just sitting there looking at the camera)
"The countries and where they are placed are
Jamaica: On the beach
Russia: Near edge of forest
Britain: Campfire
Scotland: Cafeteria
Irish: Boathouse
French: dock" Chris said to them all.
"You know Jamaica is nowhere near Russia, its act-"Harold said, but before he could finish he was hit in the head with a coconut.
"Here you can hold Mr. Coconut" Chris said to him, "Okay now everyone go to their countries and let the accents begin, and everyone must at least talk with an accent more than twice, if they don't they will be hit with a STRONG water gun by Chef or the very little Interns we have."
Once he said this everyone looked at each other in confusion.
The Jolly Jamaicans - beach.
Katie was sitting on the ground sadly running sand through her fingers, Izzy was burying Cody's foot and Sierra was holding on to his free leg.
"Um, guys, don't you think we should get to work?" Cody said, after he did he was shot by a large burst of water from nowhere,
"Uh, I mean, don't you think we should get to work, man?" he repeated in a very bad Jamaican accent,
"That was SO cute!" Sierra said to him, grabbing on to his leg tighter.
"Yeah, let's party, man, let's party" Izzy said in a strong accent, she jumped up from burying Cody's leg; he shook the sand of off himself. "I'll take over the Irish" she screamed, laughing maniacally. She then headed toward the boathouse, laughing her head off. The others just looked at each other and then went to hide behind a palm tree that was lying around.
The Righteous Russians: edge of forest.
Courtney, Duncan, Gwen and Trent were all sitting round a tree, all at least a meter away from each other, they were all glaring at the ground completely ignoring each other.
"Okay, we don't want to lose, so I think we should work together" Trent said, standing up and talking to the others. "Duncan you go invade the beach, as they have Izzy, I'll stay here, Courtney and Gwen you can go to the campfire and cafeteria, okay."
Gwen and Courtney protested a little but after Trent gave them a stern look they all went their separate ways.
The Brutal British: Campfire
The fours campers were sitting around the campfire, Geoff and Bridgette were next to each other staring at the fire and Sadie was swooning over Justin.
"Alright, dudes, let get partying" Geoff said in a proper British accent, in which everyone was impressed. I'll go to the Russians, Bridge you stay here, Sadie you go to the Jamaicans and Justin you can go to the Scottish and take down Eva, k?"
Justin flashed them all a smile and ripped off his shirt, the others, even, Geoff were swooning over him.
"I think that's a yes" Sadie said, dazed by the beauty that was Justin.
The Secretive Scottish- Cafeteria
Noah was in the corner of the room, reading his book, Beth was talking to Lindsay about a dress she saw online and Eva was pacing back and forth near the door, her hands behind her back.
"Alright, people, we are GOING to win whether you like it or not, Beth stay here, Noah you go to the beach, Lindsay go to the dock, I'll go to the campfire" Eva bellowed out speaking the last bit in Scottish, looking stern to everyone.
"EEEEEEEEEE, is that were Taylor is?" Lindsay called out.
"TYLER, TYLER, YOUR BOYFRIENDS NAME IS TYLER!" the other three called out.
"Really? But Taylor is soo much cuter" she said. Everyone growled at her when she said this and she stepped back in fright.
The Impish Irish- boathouse
The group was sitting outside the boathouse in a line, too scared to go inside, DJ was first, he was hugging his knees rocking back and forth muttering Bunny, LeShawna was next to him saying that he would be fine, Ezekiel was third and was picking his nose, Owen was last and was eating a giant sandwich he had somehow got.
"Alright, look guys we need to win this thing or we are goin' home, OK?" LeShawna said to the others, standing up in front of them in the process. The others nodded in agreement.
"Can I stay here?" Owen said his voice muffled with sandwich making it sound Irish, spraying it all over the others.
"Sure you can, hun" she said wiping herself off, "DJ you can go overtake the French as Bunny's there, Ezekiel you take the British and I'll take the Russians, now let's GO"
Everyone nodded in agreement and headed off their separate ways.
The Freaky French- dock
Heather was pacing up and down the dock, anger on her face, Harold was examining what he thought was a shark out in sea and Tyler was sitting on the dock stroking Bunny and talking to Mr. Coconut.
"OKAY, Harold stop looking for a non-existent shark and take over the British, I'll take over the Russians and Tyler stop talking to your imaginary friends and guard this dock!" Heather snapped at them, the two boys looked over to each other and did what they were told.
(Confession Cam)
Tyler- Who does she think she is? I do not have imaginary friends! Isn't that right Tiger … What? ... Michael tell him he's wrong!
Harold- I knew that was a shark, but what kind? If only she had given me more time, I could have determined every single detail about it.
Heather- I swear I will get revenge on you Chris, I swear that coconut has more brain power than Tyler, oh that must be why he like's Lindsay so much (sighs, looking off dazedly) I wish I had someone that liked me….. WAIT! NO, NO I don't!
Switch to Chris standing in front of his trailer.
"Will these happy teams last long?
What will happen when they meet up?
And
Who will win/lose the first challenge?
AN: Sorry song sucked, it was the only song about change etc. also it's hard to make them speak in accents so soz...
Teams are:
The Jolly Jamaicans- Katie, Cody, Izzy and
Sierra. BEACH
The Righteos Russians- Gwen, Duncan,
Courtney and Trent. EDGE OF FOREST
The Brutal British- Justin, Sadie, Bridgette
Geoff. CAMPFIRE
The Secretive Scottish- Beth, Noah, Lindsay
and Eva. CAFETERIA
The Impish Irish- DJ, Ezekiel, Owen and
LeShawna. BOATHOUSE
The Freaky French- Heather, Harold, Tyler,
Bunny and Mr. Coconut. DOCK