Hey guys! 'm Back! Sorry for the long wait and thanks so much for being patient with me. I'm such a lazy girl but lately, karma has been catching up to me and the stories I love most aren't being updated (pouts) so I figured that if I updated, my favorite stories probably would be updated too…(smacks forehead) I'm so superstitious...

Anyway, Specialest Thanks to Akatsuki-chan for being the first to review. It's a bit sad to hear that considering I practically LOVE Sasuke. I was merely stating the truth because Sasuke with a chicken-butt hair is true along with him being emotionally constipated and needing to go to a psychiatrist…hehehehe. But since you got to review first, going out of my way to find every chance to criticize Sasuke in this story would be all right I guess…

And Special Thanks Also To The Following For Reviewing:

Ino'-'Fangurl01 --- Actually Team 7 is not really the 'Enemies of the Story'. Well, okay, maybe a little bit but I'm writing this story through the 'Eyes of the Akatsuki' so normally, everyone else would be the 'Enemies of the Story'.

anomous nobody --- Actually this story is not in the original Naruto timeline but in a different dimension altogether. The Team 7 now looks exactly like the Team 7 in Shippuden except Sasuke didn't leave.

blacktangerine012 --- Really? It was my birthday gift then. ^^

Yeah, my author's note was extra long and I bet you're dying to read the story now, so go ahead.

Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me. But Kareli does. :P

Chapter 2 --- Boobs

Yeah, so here I am, crouched down, keeping as silent as I could. I scanned their faces, ready to leap out in a surprise attack any minute…one...three…seven…eleven. There are eleven of them and only one of me. (sigh) On the count of three I'm gonna get them. One…Two…

"Kareli, we know you're there, come out now. We're too tired to play games with you." Konan sighed.

"Aw, you ruined my game of hide-and-hunt." I pouted coming out from behind some bushes.

"Play hide-and-hunt some other time." Pein said darkly. "Let's set up our base here. And Deidara, try to make less noise when setting off your bomb."

"Tche, who could silence a bomb, yeah? Art is a Blast, un. Blast with the capital B that goes BOOM." Deidara replied before standing up. Everyone picked up their suitcases and jumped a few meters away.

"How much space do we need?" Deidara asked Pein.

"Just enough for our rooms, a dining room, a living room, a comfort room, a conference room, a storage room, and a few prison cells." Pein replied.

He threw his suitcases at us and I caught one pretty easily but soon fell down under its crushing weight. Why did it have to be me that caught one of his ten clay suitcases? Yep, that's right, he brings twelve suitcases in all: One for his personal belongings, one for his clothes, and ten for his clay. And what will he do if he ran out of clay? He'll have to go to Jirutara Village about 1,567 kilometers from here. That's why he stocks up so much and drags it along with him every time we move. He usually starts with twenty suitcases but then as the time pass by, his supplies grow smaller. And now, there are only half the supplies left. He's lucky his bird carries it for him…

After that, we jumped a few meters back and watched Deidara get to work. After tossing us the super heavy suitcases, which he himself also had trouble tossing, he jumped up his giant bird and flew up really high. He then created five giant bird statues and then dropped his piece of art. And as soon as it touched the ground, it went BOOM! Aaah, music to my ears… The ground under me shook. The dust cleared revealing a ginormous hole in the ground.

Pein gave the signal to Kisame who, in turn, drew out his giant sword, Samehada and began chopping down the trees. Hah, the very sword used to slice people in halves was also being used for chopping down trees. Everyone got to work from then. My eyes couldn't catch up. They were jumping around like crazy. They were getting wood and stones and building our new hideout. Before dusk, our hideout was complete. It was supported by wood, the outside layer being stone, and had a roof with the same structure. We then covered the roof with dirt so that it would look like nothing was underneath. And the poor trees that we chopped, were replanted. We didn't want to arouse suspicion. People would wonder why this part of the forest had no trees. So meanwhile, while the plants were taking an impossibly long time to grow, Itachi put a genjutsu on the area showing that there were trees.

By the time they finished, they all turned their eyes expectantly at me.

"What? Did I suddenly grow tall and gorgeous with big boobs?" I asked after racking my brains to find that no, I didn't forgot anything. Their expectant eyes turned to one that would resemble shock or disbelief. And I could almost swear that if they weren't high-classed, emotionally constipated criminals right now, they would've been gaping.

"No, actually it's just your turn to set up a barrier a.k.a. trap around the hideout." Konan said finally finding her voice after a few minutes of staring.

"Oh" I said, I guess I did forget something. I continued on acting as if nothing big happened because really, nothing big did happen. Urgh, why are they all still looking at me weirdly? It's giving me the creeps.

"Because, dear Kareli, we're just so happy that you just said 'boobs' out loud and in public and act as if you say it everyday and it was no big deal." Itachi said sarcastically. Sometimes, I can't help but think that reading minds is part of what Itachi's level of Sharingan can do.

"No Kareli, it isn't." Itachi said as if answering my thought.

"Okay, I'm off." I said shrugging. I stood up and not long after, placed a genjutsu on the barrier. The genjutsu I cast tends to activate when someone applied force or chakra on it. Now about the genjutsu…hmmm…what should it appear like...?

xXx

I was still giggling to myself about that crazy genjutsu I put over our hideout when I returned to the living room. But when I came in, everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and resumed to staring at me weirdly.

"What?" I asked, annoyed.

"It's just so surprising to see how children's minds are so easily corrupted these days." Kisame said, shaking his head in mock sadness.

"Their minds are supposed to be innocent, un." Deidara continued.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not when you're raised by high-classed criminals, nope." I retorted.

"Oh so WE taught you that? I don't remember saying anything so vile…" Konan snapped back.

"Nope, you didn't say that. I just remember reading it somewhere along Kakuzu's vandalized walls in our last hideout along with words like fucking pretty, beautiful piss, bitch shit, hag whore, fat slut, and others of the likes." I retorted. And this time around, they did gape.

So yeah, to those who hate curse words, sorry, couldn't resist adding those final touches… So yeah, I hope my favorite stories gets updated soon too. Read and Review!

Ja ne!

M.A.