I don't own Sonic Boom, or SEGA. Any line that doesn't sound familiar's probably mine. The rest's from a particular Sonic Boom episode.
Can an Evil Genius Crash on Your Couch for a Few Days? Bloopers
Sonic & Tails are asleep on the couches. Knocking is heard. Sonic stirs, but doesn't awaken. The knocking becomes more insistent, until it becomes outright pounding, which gets Sonic to wake up. Sonic lands on the floor hard. Really hard!
"Ow!" Sonic started. "My nose! I think it's broken!"
"Someone check if it's broken, or bruised!" yelled the director.
Amy went to check herself.
"It looks bruised." she says. "Is there an X-ray around here?"
"Check the Workshop set." said Knuckles walking towards the group.
After getting the X-ray, it was confirmed that Sonic's nose was bruised.
...
"Yes. My sinister island lair...You know, the ultra-high-tech stronghold where I hatch my diabolical schemes to eliminate you...It was destroyed in the storm." Eggman started. "I was hoping I could crash with you & Tails for a few days until my robots rebuild it? Please! Don't strand me in this wilderness!"
"How long did it take you to remember that whole line?" Sonic said.
"You really want to know that, Sonic?" the director said.
"Yes!" Sonic started. "If he says 2 hours, I'll tell you who brought the AK-47 in."
"Actually," Eggman started. "It was 1 hour, & 55 minutes."
"Can I still say who brought the AK-47?" Sonic said.
"Yes." the director said.
"It was Knuckles!" yelled Sonic.
The director was surprised.
"KNUCKLES!"
...
It's all some evil plot, man!" Sticks started. "First he lures us in with some terrible roommate hooey, but then WHAM! Out comes this 50ft Obliterator Bot that obliterates us all!" Sticks is now out of breath.
"Are you okay?" Amy said. "I'm fine." Sticks said. "When I became an actress, I promised myself to not say long sentences & anything weird."
...
Eggman's sleeping in the couch, laughing between snores. Sonic & Tails are on the floor, straining to cover their ears.
"Is this how he sleeps every night?" Tails says.
"Yes." Sonic starts. "Yes he does."
Tails is surprised on what Sonic just said.
"You just made a Phineas & Ferb reference."
"Dang it." Sonic said.
...
"You can't just throw Eggman out." Amy started. "Sure, he might be a difficult roommate, but it's only because you guys have a cammoonififacation problem."
"Seriously?" the director said. "You can't say communication?"
"That's a hard word for me." says Amy.
"Good grief." said Tails.
"You just made a Charlie Brown reference, Miles." Sonic.
"Dang it." Tails started.
Then, he got angry. "And don't called me by my 1st name! Only call me by my nickname!"
"Ok! Sorry." Sonic said.
...
"He whacked me with a pillow. Hard!" Tails started. "I'm dizzy, & I have serious short-term memory loss. [beat] And I have serious short-term memory loss. [another beat] Amy! That's your cue!"
"Really?" said Amy. "Sorry. I'll try again."
"Does that mean I have to say that long line again?" asked Tails.
"Yes, Miles." says Sonic. "Yes you do have to start that long line again."
This made Tails angry.
"What did I say about calling me by my 1st name?"
"Ok! Sorry!" Sonic starts. "That won't happen again!"
Tails was glad.
"Maybe." said Sonic.
...
"It's Stage Two of his evil plot, man!" Sticks started. "We're minutes away from him summoning his big Obliterator Bot with its...obliterator legs! And its obliter-bator feet!"
"Sticks...stop being paranoid! Eggman's lived here for 2 dumb days, & he hasn't hatched a single egg full of an evil scheme!"
"Amy!" yelled the director. "Did you change your script!?"
Amy was shocked. "No, I didn't! It may have been someone else!"
A chuckle was heard from the other side of the studio. No one knew where it was coming from. Everyone on set calmed Amy down for Take 2.
"I'll check who did this after filming for this episode." Amy said.
...
Sonic runs in, dropping Eggman, the chair, & his suitcases all at once. Amy, Orbot, & Cubot walk up. Amy's holding a balloon.
"I can keep you company!" Amy started. "Let's explore your feelings about being a roommate. Now, pretend this balloon's your self-esteem."
"Stop, stop! Stooooooop!" said Eggman while running away from Amy.
"Am I really that scary?" Amy said.
Sonic comes up behind her. "When you have your Piko Hammer out, then yes. You're scary."
...
Everyone's packing up for the day. Sonic & Tails were already to go home.
"Another day of filming, another 2 dollars." Tails said.
"Yeah." Sonic started. "By the way, sorry I called you by your 1st name. How about I make it up to you?"
"Ok. What?" said Tails.
"I could tell you who changed Amy's script for that 1 scene." Sonic started. "But 1st, we need to be in a safe place. Meet me at my apartment in 10 minutes."
10 minutes later...
Tails arrives at Sonic's apartment after making sure he wasn't being followed.
"Ok." Sonic started. "Before I say whodunnit..." Sonic then locked the apartment door, & closed the balcony curtains.
"Ok." Sonic started again. "Promise me you won't tell anyone, or else!"
"Or else what?" asked Tails.
"I'll prank you during filming." said Sonic.
"Ok. I promise. said Tails.
"It was me." Sonic said quickly.
"WHAT?! Awesome!" Tails said excitedly.
Then, the 2 friends (or bros according to many fans) gave a Hi-20. It hurt. A lot. "I think we should NEVER do that again." Sonic said.
"Agreed." Tails said while in pain. "Now what? I'm only here for 2 hours.
"Rise of Lyric?" Sonic asked.
Then, the 2 friends (or bros) spent the last hour playing Rise of Lyric, & the last hour playing Shattered Crystal.
Comment if you liked this. Chapter 3 coming next week.
