A/N: So I was bored and this happened, I'm not gonna question it... I don't really know how to summarise this, so just imagine an 11 year-old Dick, a 13 year-old Wally, mix in some trouble with a tablespoon of humour and a hint of violence and this is what you get.

Just a quick update, will be more next time!

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters

Enjoy :)

- SoulReaperOfTheInnocent

"SCORE!" Wally shouted, as the virtual ball soared towards the net,

"Wally," Dick started, but was cut off,

"In your face bird brain WAHOO!" he exclaimed, running around the room.

"You missed" Dick said calmly,

"Wha- No. No, NOOO" Wally cried out as he collapsed dramatically to the floor,

"So that makes it 6 to me and hmm… none for you"

"Difph" Wally's muffled voice came from the carpet,

"What?"

"I said DICK!" Wally spat out angrily, lifting his face from the carpet,

"That's my name don't wear it out" said Dick, apparently oblivious to the insult, Wally just groaned in reply and laid his face back on the floor. A minute later there was a knock at the door; it was Alfred telling them that lunch was nearly ready, in a second Wally was off the floor and sprinting across the room following the smell of food. Smiling Dick pushed himself off the floor and decided to walk downstairs on his hands, Alfred sighed and walked after the upside-down child.

"Alright, Phase 1 – Breadcrumbs is a go" Dick whispered, as he caught up with the speedster who was digging into the feast before them. Dick listened intently for the butlers footsteps before giving Wally the signal for the first part of their plan,

"I still don't get why we need the umbrella?" Wally questioned slightly too loud, Dick heard the footfalls stop and he carried on "Sshh, Alfred will be back soon, and I've already told you If we leave through the waterfall I don't want to get wet, now shut up and eat!" Dick nodded, letting Wally know Alfred had heard.

"Is everything alright Master Dick?" Alfred asked,

"Hmm- Yeah, I was just talking to Wally about the new game" Dick lied, Alfred gave him a sceptical look and there was a tense moment of silence before,

"Very well", Alfred replied unconvinced but willing to let the subject go and returned to the kitchen, the rest of lunch went quick with Wally stuffing his face and Dick bragging about winning yet another game. As Alfred returned to collect their plates he paused outside the dining room and listened to the boy's conversation,

"-go to the Batcave and get" there was a groan from the wooden planks beneath the butlers feet, "and get my homework… that I left there… last night" Dick finished as Alfred walked into the room,

"Thanks Dick I have real trouble with… Spanish," Wally held back a cry of pain, as Dick kicked him in the shin, "French, I meant French…" Once again there was an awkward silence,

"What homework is that Master Dick?" The elderly man questioned the younger,

"The French Bruce was helping me with last night" Dick grinned, "I left it in the Batcave, so I was going to go grab it", Alfred stared at him for a moment before shrugging and left with the plates of leftover food.

Once he was gone Dick instructed Wally to go to his room and wait while he grabbed his suit from the cave, "What about the 'French homework'?" Wally asked, Dicks hands disappeared under his shirt and returned with three pieces of paper with French written all over them and notes written in Bruce's handwriting,

"You mean this homework?" he smirked, everything was going to plan. Replacing the parchment back under his shirt; Dick made his way to the Batcave and quickly placed them on the desk off to one side, before searching for a spare robin costume that wouldn't be noticed if it went 'missing' for one night. He found a costume waiting to be repaired and hid it in a ventilation shaft where he could retrieve it later; he also grabbed a fully stocked utility belt and put it on under his shirt, walking out of the changing rooms he was confronted with Alfred's suspicious face. "Hey Alfred, I thought I had left my homework in my locker, but I can't find it" Dick lied easily,

"This homework, Master Dick?" Alfred queried, holding out the papers he had put on the desk only minutes ago,

"Those are the ones" Dick smiled "Thanks Alf!" With that he took the French and ran casually up the stairs.

"Need I remind you that Master Bruce has forbidden you from patrolling this evening" Alfred called after him,

"Bruce already told me Alf, but thanks for the reminder" Dick said cheerfully, before leaving the cave and sprinting to his room. Dick was panting slightly as he shut the door behind him and flopped down on his bed next to Wally, "Well?" he asked expectantly,

"Phase 1 – Complete"

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