To those of you who don't really know who I am, um... hi again?

I'm nuts. Ask my other readers. Wow, what a great start.

Anyway, my point... um... my point is, updates are never as frequent as this. This is an anomaly. So... yeah!

Enjoy, and allons-y!


Forbidden

Two

16) I must not allow Orihime to cook for the residents of Hueco Mundo while she is prisoner there.

17) Loriel is not an acceptable topic of discussion while Byakuya is around.

18) I mustn't refer to Ulquiorra as an emo.

19) When questioning Aizen's invincibility, Horcruxes is not regarded as a possibility.

20) I mustn't beg Kenpachi to sing 'You Are A Pirate.'

21) I am not allowed to call Grimmjow 'Grimm-kitty'.

22) As a true Bleach fangirl, I'm obligated to ignore that last rule.

23) I must not accept candy from the strange man with the green coat, hat and clogs.

24) When Rukia violently beats up Ichigo, I cannot ask her whether it is her time of the month.

25) Regarding the previous rule, it is inappropriate to accuse characters like Rukia and Hiyori of 'PMSing 24/7'.

26) Despite being excitable and completely hyper the whole time, 'Grimm-kitty' does not need to be neutered.

27) Black Star did not grow up to become Grimmjow.

28) I must not, under any circumstances, employ Orihime as a chef.

29) I cannot swat Kaname Tousen while he is in his final release form.

30) Uryu's weird blade thingy is not a lightsaber.


Ah, humour at its finest.

... that's sarcasm, btw. '^^

And yeah, as I said, some ideas for this story would be great. You can review with ideas or PM me. Thanks to Akari kamiya for offering to help. I would really appreciate some ideas from the audience. ^^