Well gang, here's the newest chapter! Just so you know, I have a study hall at school, so I'm working on my stories there for the time being. Anyways, here's the new chapter! I hope you likes it!

"I need you like a hole in the head!" = Talking

'And I need you like a BUG in the bed!' = Thinking

"Ya constantly bite, the hoof that feeds you!" = Singing

"Who needs you? Not me!~" = Yelling

Chapter 2: Baby Shower And Unwanted Reunions!

It has been a few days since Naruto and Twilight found out that they would be parents, and they were making sure that they had everything prepared! After making sure it wouldn't compromise the library's structural integrity, they built a new room in the library to be the baby's nursery, while they kept the guest room.

But in the back of his mind, Naruto couldn't help but feel that something was off. Like something from his past was about to come back to bite him in the tail. But he would worry about that later. Right now, he and Twilight are on their way to Sugarcube Corner for a surprise from Pinkie Pie and the Cake family.

"Naruto, is everything okay?" Naruto was startled out of his thoughts when he heard Twilight. He looked at her and saw that she seemed concerned. He gave her a reassuring smile.

"Don't worry Twi, I'm fine! Just a bit lost in thought is all." Naruto's answer seemed to satisfy Twilight for now, so they just kept walking in comfortable silence.

When they got to Sugarcube Corner, they opened the door and saw that it was pitch-black in there!

"What in the wide wide world of Equestria?!" Just then, the lights went on followed by a shout of "SURPRISE!" This startled Naruto so much, he ended up clinging to the roof like some crazy cartoon cat!

Twilight flew up to him and started to calm him down. "It's okay Naruto. It's just Pinkie and the others! They threw a surprise party!" Hearing this Naruto looked around and saw a huge cake, a stack of presents, balloons, a record player, and a banner that said 'Baby Shower' on it.

"Oh! Sorry about that guys!" Naruto apologized as he floated down. "What's the occasion anyway?"

"Twilights Baby Shower, duh! We decided to throw this for you guys since you're having a foal of your own! There's ice cream, and games, and presents, and cake! It's gonna be fun-a-fun-fun!" Pinkie explained while bouncing in place like she always does. She then rushed Twilight over to a big comfy chair and had her sit down.

Then she grabbed a present wrapped in pink wrapping paper and set it in her lap. "That present's from me! Go on! Open it, open it, open it!" And open the gift Twilight did! And inside was a small, slightly worn teddy bear, with pink buttons for eyes and an adorable smile stitched on.

"That's the same teddy bear that I was given when I was born! I just know your foal will love it, 'cause I did!" Pinkie explained as her friend looked at the toy in awe.

"Oh Pinkie, I love it! And I'm sure Eclipse will love it too!" Twilight said, giving her friend a hug. Soon, everypony was giving Twilight presents for the baby.

She got applesauce from Applejack, diapers from Rainbow Dash, baking supplies from mister and misses Cake, a crib from Celestia, a baby mobile from Luna, a special crystal doll from Cadence, a few sets of gender neutral baby clothes from Rarity, a coupon for a pet from Fluttershy, a spell for chocolate milk rain from Discord who when asked simply said "It's for when the foal is old enough for it. Besides, a little bit of chaos at an early age won't have a huge affect on their overall personality as they get older!" Honestly, nopony could argue with that kinda logic.

Shining Armor had given them a set of junior royal guard training armor, for if their foal decides to join. But after the gifts, everypony saw that Naruto was looking like he couldn't let his guard down.

"Hey Naruto, everything okay?" Discord asked. Naruto looked out the window before he began to speak.

"I didn't want to say anything to ruin this little party, but I've had the strangest feeling that something from my past has come to this world. Come here for me!" He explained with a grim expression. Everypony knew what he was talking about. He told them about his past as a being called a human, so they knew he had a right to be nervous.

Suddenly Pinkie started shuddering uncontrollably!

"Uh-uh-uh-o-o-o-oh! We've got a doozy on our hooves!" She managed to say before her shuddering came back ten-fold! Naruto then ran out into the outskirts of Ponyville with everypony, even Twilight following him! And when they got there, Naruto gasped in anger and horror at who it was! Standing there were four humans! But these weren't just any humans.

One of them was a big man with spiky white hair with most of it tied in a ponytail that reached the ground. He had red lines under his eyes, a wart on his nose, seemed to be in his mid sixties, and was dressed like a kabuki character. The second was a woman that appeared to be in her mid twenties, but is really the same age as the white haired man. She had long blonde hair that was tied into twin ponytails, brown eyes, and a blue diamond tattoo on her forehead. She wore a white shirt with a blue obi holding it closed, blue pants, black high heels, and a green jacket with the Japanese character for gamble on the back.

The next two appeared to be eighteen years old. One of them was a girl with shoulder length pink hair, a high forehead, green eyes, and seemed to have a short temper. (Also, She's wearing what she wore in the Shippuden arc.) The second was a boy with pale skin, coal black eyes, and black hair that appeared to look like the backside of a chicken! (Am I the only one who noticed that? Also he's also wearing what he did in Shippuden.) Also, this boy had an air of slight arrogance around him. In order, they are Jiraiya the toad sage, Tsunade Senju the fifth Hokage, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha, ninjas of the Hidden Leaf Village.

"What are you four doing here?! And, uh, follow up if I may, HOW did you even get here in the first place?!" Naruto asked in anger. Everypony had backed up in fear, each having the same thought on their minds. 'Not good! He's pissed!' Tsunade stepped forward and just spoke their reasonings.

"We got here using a dimensional transport seal that Jiraiya created. As for why we're here...we need you back Naruto! Your people need you back!"

But Naruto was just growing more and more enraged by the audacity they had. He willed the Equestrian Spear into existence and took a defensive stance. "Why would I EVER return to a village full of people who see me as nothing more than a weapon to be controlled? Your village can burn to the ground for all I care!" Sasuke then stepped up with Sakura following.

"Just come back to the village Naruto! You've been elected as the next Hokage and are needed there!" Sasuke demanded.

"Sasuke's right Naruto! We need you back! And besides, if you don't come back peacefully, we'll have to use force!" Sakura said threateningly whilst she cracked her knuckles.

But our favorite orange Alicorn wasn't budging! Music began to play from nowhere as Naruto and his ex teammates prepared to sing out what they thought of each other.

"Yeah, well you couldn't defend yourselves without your 'precious weapon!' Face it! That's all you people think I am! So who needs ya?!" This got Sasuke and Sakura mad.

"Oh yeah? Well who needs you?!" They asked.

Naruto: I need you like a hole in the head!

Sasuke: And I need YOU like a BUG in the bed!

Naruto: Ya constantly bite, the hoof that feeds you!

Both: Who needs you? Not me!~

Naruto and Sakura then begin to aim hurtful words at each other, while the two higher ranking ninjas just stand there in disbelief at what's going on!

Sakura:I need you like a pain in the gut!

Naruto: Oh yeah? And I need you like a kick in the BUTT! Ya truly disgrace, the race that breeds you!

Both: Who needs you? Not me!~

Naruto: Who needs you? You creepy crawly creatures! You're ugly as sin! Just two scraggly bags of skin!

Sasuke: And who needs you?! Your tail's your finest feature! Your thick-skinned and a bore, dragging' your hooves around the floor!

Sakura: Oh! I need you like a rock on my toes!

Naruto: And I need YOU like a sawk on the nose!

Sasuke:We're shocked and appalled, by your behavior!

Sakura: Don't try being' nice. 'Cause that won't save you!

All three: I'm/we're better off without you I/we can see~~! So who needs you? Not me!~

As they continued to listen to the song, Twilight began to feel even greater rage hearing what these guys thought about her husband! So, she joined in on the song, taking on the grown ups of the humans, who were still too shocked to say anything! Much less sing!

Twilight: I need YOU like a cold in July! And I need YOU like a punch in the eye! Of all the dumb beasts, not one precedes you! Who needs you? Not we!~

Having heard his wife join in on the song, Naruto decided to help her. All of their words were aimed at the humans.

Naruto: I need YOU like I need a disease!

Twilight: Ho ho! And I need YOU like the sun needs to FREEZE! For quickness of mind, a rock out speeds you!

Both: Who needs you? Not we!~

Sasuke and Sakura didn't take too kindly to being told off by a pony, so they fought back with a vengeance!

Sasuke: Who needs you? You cross-eyed crazy critters!

Sakura: You twitter and squawk! And you're knock kneed when you walk!

Naruto: And who needs YOU?! Ya flatfoot four foot quitters!

Twilight: You're bitter and you're mad, 'cause you're as ugly as your DADS!

Discord and Shining Armor decided to voice their own opinions on this matter and stop this pointless argument! Besides, they hated these humans too!

Discord: Oh, I need YOU like I need some more teeth!

Shining Armor: I lift a rock and find YOU underneath! We're deeply upset, by your demeanor!

Twilight: I know that I'm mean! But you're de-mean-er!

All four: No more unlikely team could ever be~~~!

Naruto: The word is incompatibility!

Twilight: Not only that, we don't get on ya see!

All four: So who needs you? Except the race that breeds you! Who needs you?

Twilight: Not me!

Shining Armor: Not me!

Discord: Not me!

Naruto: Not me!

All: Not, me!~~~~~

With the song over, the expecting parents left to calm down.

"Does that happen a lot around here?" Jiraiya asked, having regained his bearings. Everypony just nodded in affirmative. Realization then dawned upon the group of ninjas that they couldn't force Naruto to come back to the village because he was too strong and not even using chakra! They all could sense it! They were honestly hoping that past bonds would drive him to return to the village, but they were wrong. And unfortunately for them, they have no way to return home! ...Oops...

Oops is right! Looks like these guys just screwed up big time! Now I know this encounter might've seemed kinda goofy, but I had just listened to this song and had to get it out of my system! I hope you enjoy!