Disclaimer: Will reference some light novel stuff.

This project is manly so I can practice writing and show my love for Konosuba.

I would say this is a slice of life but might have some plot and romance.

Other than that there's not much left to say, so hopefully you all enjoy!

Chapter 2: God's Blessing on this Wonderful Wedding?

"AND THEN I COVERED HER IN FROG GOO!" Megumin yelled from the top of one of the many tables in the guild. Everyone in the guild surrounded her listening to her babble on, some older men seated a bit too close for my liking. Her face had a light blush on it and she seemed to have trouble standing.

"What's going on here?" I asked placing my hand on a blonde adventurer's shoulder.

"Oh Kazuma, Megumin's just telling us some stories." He replied

"Is she drunk?"

"Yep."

I took a deep breath. Goddammit I knew she was up to no good.

"Do you know how many drinks she's had?" I said with my arms crossed as she continued to slowly lose her balance.

"No idea, you'd have to ask her."

"Alright thanks." I handed him a ticket and then he wandered off murmuring something about a maid. I'm not too sure it was too loud in the guild for me to hear.

Aqua had ran off somewhere, probably to order some food, so I decided to deal with the crimson demon.

"Oi, Megumin. Get down from there." I said sticking an hand out for her. Getting closer to her made it even more obvious that she had a drink or two.

"Ooii KaZuMa! Hows are you doin?" She chimed as she grabbed my hand and got down from the table. She was barely able to stand let alone walk. "OOII EVERYONE THIS IS THE LOLICON I WAS TELLIN YOU GUYS ABOUT! EWERYONE SAY 'HI KAZUMA'"

...LOLICON! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE SAYING!

Before I could shut her up she blurted out one last thing..

"DONT BE WATE TO OUR WEDDING OKAY?!"

WEDDING?! I covered her mouth with one hand and waved away with the other. "HAhA Megumin you're reALLY funny, good one. Alright everyone show's over, enjoy your night!"

I dragged her away to a table and sat her down. She waivered a bit but she was able to stay in her seat.

"Megumin. How many drinks did you have?" I asked staring her down.

"Uhhh maybe three mayybe fiibe i dont weally remeber."

"Three drinks of…"

"The clear watery looking stuff"

Vodka… shit she's gonna be like this for a while

"OKAY, Now we're gonna eat a little bit before we go and bring you back home. So you sit tight." I had lost Aqua once we got in the guild and it's been a while she should be back by now. Maybe she's sitting at another table.

As I got up to look for her, Megumin weakly grabbed my shirt.

"WAit babe we gottsto plan our wedding."

For a second I considered trying to get some info on what Megumin really thinks and wants, since she's drunk maybe I can snag some truth. No that would be abusive. I can't. I shouldn't.

Besides I'm not a lolicon…

"And we've got to have a HUUUGE CHocolate fountain, too"

"Hmm hmm go on." I said, as i wrote notes on a slip of paper.

"Oooh and goat we so- OH AQUA hEY!" Megumin said. Aqua was carrying tons of food back to the table.

"Hi Megumin! Kazuma! I brought food!" Aqua exclaimed placing about 10 plates on the table, each filled with food. GODDAMMIT AQUA!

"AQUA WHY'D YOU BUY THIS MUCH FOOD!" I yelled pinching her cheeks. THIS USELESS GODDESS! I DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH MONEY FOR THIS!

"I'M SORRY KAZUMA! I WAS JUST SO HUNGRY AND EVERYTHING LOOKED SOO GOOD! AAH IM SORRY PLEASE KAZUMA!"

THESE TWO GIRLS!

A/N: OOOOOOH JEez that was longer than I expected. Hope everyone can enjoy this, cause i sure enjoyed making it! New Chapter will probably be out sometime this week maybe the weekend I have no idea it depends. Anywho until next time, BYE!