To Be, or Not To Be Chapter 2: Decepticons, a transformers fanfic

A/N: Chapter 2! Yay! ^_^

Megatron sat on his super-duper-ultra-awesome-superior-chocolate-fudge-covered throne and plotted his next attack on the Autobots. He also decided whether he should get the rubber chicken, or rubber duck for Starscream's birthday.

'Maybe I should send Starscream in first, to scout ahead . . . no, I should use Blackout, because he can hover, and flies silently.' Megatron pondered. 'or I could just catapult Frenzy ahead, and he could make all the Autobots suffer through his evil Barbie CD's.' He shuddered at the thought of it.

"Lord Megatron?" Bonecrusher interrupted his thoughts.

"Did my new Sham-Wow! come in the mail today?"

"Ummm . . . no, I was going to ask if you knew where the bomb I planted on the cliff near the Autobot base went." Bonecrusher replied.

"Oh. Umm, go ask Blackout, he might know." Megatron insisted.

"NO!" Bonecrusher all of a sudden shouted. Megatron raised an eyebrow. Or tried to. Not exactly do giant alien robots have eyebrows.

"He scares me. . ."

"That's what you said when I told you to take Mr. Fluffy out for a walk."

"He's evil! Mr. Fluffy lubricated on my leg . . ."

"What did Blackout do?" Megatron inquired.

"He's big . . ."

"WTF. I'm big too."

"Not as big as him . . ."

"Next thing you tell me is you're scared of your shadow."

"Oh, b-but I a-am!"

"WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF . . ."

Meanwhile . . .

Scorponok rolled on floor, chirping happily.

"What's h-he doing?" Frenzy asked

"Mind your own business." Barricade instructed. Frenzy shrugged, and continued lubricating on the wall. All of a sudden, Ratchet burst into the room, with Ironhide's cannons on his arms.

"I know you're up to something!" He screamed. Blackout walked in, holding a strange, beat-up box.

"Here's your scavenger caring kit back."

"Aha! I knew you were using the parts to build something!"

"Nah, there was scavenger-nip inside, and Scorponok shredded it up." Blackout explained, while glancing at Scorponok, who was trying to bat Frenzy around (Hey! Ow, c-cut that o-out! WTF!).

"Oh. Ok" And so Ratchet left.

"WTF?"

"COOKIES!!!"

"Awww, slag."

So, what did you think? My first chapter story. Yay! Please click the button below to R&R this masterpiece. Do it, or I will destroy the Rubber Chicken you got for Christmas! (Yes, this does mean Megatron decided to give Starscream the Rubber Duck.)