The Legend of Significance
A long, long time ago the world was in an age of significance...
In the small kingdom of Hyrule in the land of... Hyrule, trouble was a-brewin'. A malicious army of darkness and maliciousness invaded the peaceful kingdom. Yeah. And Ganny, lord of evil, prince of darkness, king of general unpleasantness led this army! Of darkness.
Sooo... he had the Triforce of Power, a magical artifact of non-adequately explored power and with it was able to... you know what? This is boring. On to Link!
Yeah, so he gathered the scattered fragments of the Triforce of Wisdom and killed Ganny using the Silver Arrow. Woo!
Oh, and rescued Princess Zelda. And Impa did some stuff, but who gives a shit?
The End