Welp... I got more veiws in the first 4 hours than I thought I would get in weeks. There was a couple of things I already fixed about the first chapter... Such as, I figured how to add that horizontal line thingy for scene changes and I added a summary that will probably change along with the title. I want you guys to keep in mind that im using a ASUS Eee PC that only has WordPad so no Autocorrect. If you find any major errors feel free to tell me (and no I had a freind tell me that my story was one big Error but he can stuff it)

Disclaimer... I don't own Naruto.

Naruto sat next to Tayuya's bed thinking about leaving with Jiraiya to train. The pervy sage said he had about three years until the Akatsuki would become active again. If he trained with ero-sennin there was no way he couldn't beat thoes loosers. Thinking about all the awesome Jutsus he could teach him made him quake in his seat with excitement. A small groan took him from his thoughts at the red head.

The girl was now begining to move. He watched as her head poked out from under her covers. Their eyes fixiated on one another, neither making any sort of sound to break the scilence.

In a slightly weak tone the girl across from him broke the awkward silence, "what are you staring at me again shithead" She tried to readjust to a more comfortable position before pain shot up her legs forcing her to stop moving.

It took Naruto a minute to process what the strange girl said before it finally clicked. He screamed back in reply, "I told you my name isn't shithead! I'm Naruto Uzumaki, Future Hokage! Dattebayo!"

The girl looked at him incredulously before responding. "Datte-what? You really are an shithead, shithead." Naruto tried to cut her off but she continued. "you woke me up a while ago and i got tired of listening to all your mumbling. Why would such a famed S-Ranked organization be after a little shithead like you?"

Naruto immediately gained a nervous look but before he couldn't say anyting as Jiraiya happend to pick that moment to jump onto the window sill. In which naruto silently thanked the pervy sage.

"hey gaki, are you already packed for our little training trip"

"Sure am Ero-Sennin" Naruto looked over at tayuya for a quick second before turning back to Jiraiya with a serious expression, "On one condition, I don't want tayuya to be alone so we're taking her with us"

Jiraiya stared at the red head for a few moments before tayuya got annoyed, "What the fuck are you looking at old man?" His eyes bulged a little at the amount of disrespect she gave him, but before he could say anything Naruto insulted him even further.

"Hey, don't talk to Pervy Sage like that!" Jiraiya looked at his apprentice in irritation. None of these kids have an ounce of respect.

"I can talk to the perv however the fuck I want, shithead!"

Before the teens could insult him any further he cleared his throat loudly, causing the teens to shut up and look at him. "Naruto, I already talked to Tsunade Hime about her coming along with us so that isnt a problem" he paused and looked at tayuya, "The only problem is you're gonna have to push her in a wheelchair before she gets the usage of her legs back"

Both teens were about to complan, especialy naruto seeing as he was going to be doing all the physical labor, before the toad sage halted their protest "She also has info on Orochimaru, and probably his hideouts. Which we can put to better use than the people here can. Also, I get to keep an eye on her instead of wasting our resources on ANBU to watch her. Not only that but, I get to train two people instead of just one, helping the village, plus I wouldn't mind traning you're little girlfriend" The last part of his sentence caused them both to blush furiously which didn't go unnoticed but the super pervert.

"This also gives Tsunade some breathing room because she won't have to worry about the council complaining about a former Sound ninja in the village until you're done we finaly get back."

Jiraiya stood there looking at the two teens as they stared at him. One was barely able to conceal his excitement, and the other was not even trying to conceal her contempt of the whole situation. "Alright, get ready gaki's. I'll meet you both at the gates in two hours. until then I'm going to go talk to Tsunade some more abut the matter at hand." With that he left the two teens in the room by themselves.

They both exchanged a look towards each other for a few moments still trying to process what all just happened. Until Naruto jumped out of bed, Grabed his clothes and began changing in front of her. "What the fuck are you doing Shithead?" Tayuya screamed turning into a bright red tomato

Naruto stopped and looked back at her sheepishly. "Sorry, forgot you're a girl. Do you mind turning around please?" She turned away angrily, waiting for her blush to receede, as he finished changing. When he got his sandals on, he exhaled. "Alright, we only have a few hours until we leave. I'm going to show you around the village so you know where everything is when we get back."

She snorted and glared at him. The smile he was giving was huge and seemed unreal. Bitterly she replied, "Fine, just get me my clothes Shithead." He started grabbing her stuff and throwing it at her. When he finished he stared with a goofy smile, making it unintentionally awkward. "Hey shithead, you're not watching me change, turn around."

Now it was Naruto's turn for his face to reddened as he realized what she was saying and spun around instantly. "Sorry, I wasn't trying to." She glared at him suspiciously before beginning to change. As she started pulling off her hospital gown, she groaned in pain as she shifted to get it off. He stood there listening to her struggle to change.

She got most of her clothes on with pain, but she was having a hard time getting her shorts on. She wasn't able to completly bend her legs, causing her to frown. Her body was still battered from the fight she barely survived. After a few minutes of a painful struggle she gave up.

"Hey Shithead." He started to turn around before she yelled. "Don't be a perv, shut your eyes." He did as instructed and waited for what she had to say. She sighed in mild defeat before speaking again. "I need help getting my shorts on. Turn around with your eyes closed and help me."

Naruto nodded before replying. "Can you ask nicely."

She snorted clenching her fists trying to stay calm. "Fine, please help me or I'll stick you in a genjutsu and make you cut off your manhood shithead." Naruto gulped before turning around with his eyes sealed shut and stumbling over to her bed. She threw the shorts at him. He fumbled around to pick them up and slowly lifted up her legs, pulling them up a little. He pulled them about halfway before she spoke. "That's far enough; I can do it from here shithead." He backed away and turned around again.

"Can you stop calling me shithead, please? My name is Naruto."

She groaned as she pulled her shorts up the rest of the way. "To me your nickname is Shithead now. Go get me a wheelchair so we canget the fuck out of this shithole." Naruto grumbled something about being bossed around until he dug into his pouch to fish out a Hitai-ate and hand it to her. He said, "Here, Granny Tsunade gave this to me to give to you" before leaving to get a wheelchair.

She sat there and looked at the forehead protector wondering if she could even be apart of such a shit village. Before she could dwell in her thoughts any longer Naruto came zooming around the corner and into the room. she sat there and waited, but began looking at him, then the wheelchair, then back at him hoping for him to get the message. When he didn't she scowled, then pointed at her legs.

Naruto finally understood and picked her up, and sat her down in the chair. "Okay Shithead, where are we going?"

Naruto thought about where to take her and then smiled, he pushed her out of the room "To the best ramen stand in the world."

After a few minutes of idle chatter between the teens they arrived at ichuraku's. Naruto was about to hop into his seat but realized he had to help Tayuya. Once he helped Tayuya into a stool he turned to Teuchi and yelled out loud "Teuchi-san give me two large bowls of ramen, one for me and one for my friend."

Tuchi gave a quick nod and turned around to complete the order. then looked at her before he asked, "Have you ever had ramen before?"

"Of course I've had ramen before, although cup ramen isnt that good."

"Blasphemy, thats not real ramen, your about to taste food of the gods."

"It better be shithead, otherwise I'll beat the shit out of you."

Naruto's face paled before he hoped old man Tuchi was making the best ramen ever. eventually two rather large bowls were placed in front of them. After a rather quick itadakimasu on naruto's part before he started tearing into his bowl. Tayuya looked on in horror because she belived no one could beat fatass in an eating contest but that thought was immediately thrown out the window. She then looked at her bowl and slowly tasted it. Her eyes bacame saucers as she relized how delicious this ramen was and began eating with the same gusto as naruto had. After they both finished Ayame came out from the back to greet naruto take away the empty bowls. Noticing an opening to tease both naruto and his friend. She looked at them both with a evil smile and said to naruto " Aww, Naruto-kun, its great that you picked a girlfriend that likes ramen just as much as you do".

This comment earned two bright red blushes before Naruto pulled himself together and whined "Ayame-neechan its not like that me and tayuya-chan are just friends."

"Oh so its Tayuya-chan, I thought that was reserved only for sakura"

Before Naruto could retort he was hit in the back of the head with a fist. "Who said you could add Chan to the end of my name shithead" Tayuya said with anger so evident on her face.

"I'm sorry Tayuya-ch... Its just even though we just met I see you as one of my important people"

"Wh- whatever shithead."

After a long akward silence Naruto decided it was time to go so he left the money on the table helped tayuya into her wheelchair and sped off through the village.

He had kept running at full sprint through the village, pointing out things while he talked nonstop. this continued on until he decided to head for the gate. once the gate was in view he slowed down so she could see it in all its glory. "Here we are, that's the gate up ahead."

She took the chance to come back to the land of living before asking Naruto to get closer. He unknowingly bent down to see what she had to say. Before he could react she punched him on the top of his head, leaving a comically sized welt. "Don't ever run me through the village like that again!"

He rubbed his head in agony. "You hit harder than Sakura" She waved him off not caring who Sakrua was. Before she could reply he did something she didn't expect. "Sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad." Now she had a dumbfounded look on her face as she tried to register what he was saying.

"Why the fuck are you apologizing to me for shithead? Shouldn't you be mad at me?"

Naruto looked at her uterly out of sorts before asky, "Why?"

Now she was more confused than Naruto. "Why? I just hit you. I attacked your village! My old team almost killed your friends. We almost succedded in taking Sasuke. How do you not hate me?"

Naruto looked at her thinking about what she said. He looked up, "I don't know. We stopped the attack so that's fine. My friends are going to be fine. Um, technically Teme came to you, and now you're a super awesome konoichi of Konoha. That means you're an ally, so I can't hate you."

She actually blushed at that. No one had really bothered to say something that nice to her before, not that it was even a compliment but the thought was nice. Back in the Sound Village it was every man for himself. All she could stutter out was, "Thanks. Shithead." He face-palmed to that, sad that she was still calling him that.

"Can you please stop calling me that."

She smirked before replying, "Whatever Shithead."

Yay... Second chapter is done... now what? Yeah... I already had the first two chapters done before I posted the first one. I'll also just be doing a little bit of the trip before skiping over to shippuden. Seeing as that will probably be in a chapter or two I dont think there's gonna be any fight scenes until then... Like the bell test... Sorry... Bear with it please...