Itachi walked into his brother's cabin. Much to his horror his younger brother and Neji were plotting something; this could not be good. "What are you guys up to?" The older Uchiha asked, fearing the answer. As he noticed the look in their eyes, he changed his mind. He didn't want to know. "Uh… Never mind," he said, shaking his head. "Good choice Itachi, that's probably better for your sanity." Itachi's best friend, Kisame, said. Despite the glares Itachi decided to ask a question to which he really did want the answer, "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
They were suddenly interrupted by a rappping on the doorframe. As they turned to look, Kakashi poked his head in. "Tomorrow we go to the other camp for a… competition… thing…" Kakashi announced with a rather pained expression, not looking forward to having to deal with Gai for an entire day. As the campers nodded, Kakashi turned to go announce to the rest of the cabins. "And Sasuke, Neji." The two boys looked up innocently. "Whatever you're plotting, stop it."
It was 4AM when the overenthusiastic jolly green giant burst into the room, announcing something about youth and some sort of contest no one cared about at 4 in the ****** morning! Deidara, one of the campers who had arrived later last night, threw something at Gai; Gaara and Naruto instantly liked him after that. When Gai tried to wake Suigetsu, another latecomer, he mumbled something that sounded like "Go drown in the lake," but to Gai it sounded something like "ALL HAIL THE POWERS OF YOUTH!" The campers came to realize that hearing troubles could also be added to the list of the many things wrong with Gai.
As Gai insisted on an early morning jog around the camp; things were thrown at him, sharp, pointed things. Using teamwork, they locked Gai out of the cabin and went back to sleep, well except for Gaara; Gaara never slept, unless it was influenced by alcohol, and yes he was under age.
Gai found another way in to the cabin at 8, but this time he actually gave them information that does not consist of the powers of youth. One of the important things was that it was probably a good idea to get up since the guys from the other camp would be there sometime soon. The only one who was concerned was Deidara who cared too much about his hair.
The Semes' were late, well that did make sense due to that fact that Kakashi is there consoler. Deidara was threatening to make something explode if he had to wait five more minutes; Suigetsu was helping with the just general threats he was sending at Gai. No one likes Gai; except his creepy intern/mini me, Lee. As Deidara was working together an explosive, the Semes finally appeared, Sasuke and Neji among them, eyes on Naruto and Gaara. "Um, Gaara, What's up with those two?" Naruto asked, nudging his friend. "Dunno…" Gaara muttered, keeping a watchful eye on those two while also giving them the standard Gaara Glare ™. "WELCOME!" Gai bellowed suddenly, bouncing down the steps of the counselor's cabin, lunging toward Kakashi and shaking his hand so hard the rival camp's counselor was nearly yanked off his feet. "Um. Hello, Gai..." Kakashi murmured unenthusiastically, trying to detach his hand from Gai's painful grip.
"Are you ready, campers?" Gai asked, ignoring the handful of rude remarks, "Today's challenge is" He took a dramatic pause, "a DANCE OFF" Gai then burst out into sporadic dance moves, that look more like the famous Golden Eye glitch.