i just ad a chapter i hope u liek it but i no yo will.

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Voltymore tells rover to go to Azkaban so he about to leave when Hary flied in because he is a ghost and ghosts can fly. "he cant go to azkaban because we wil miss his smartness 2 much and nobody can maek potions as sexily as he can." All of a sudden a very prety girl named arden walk in. Arden wasnt really all that majical but she was so hott that all of a sudden Hairry was striat again (he used 2 be strait but then he kissed Rover). "hi im Hairry" said Harry. "Hi im arden" said arden "Tell me about urself "said harry. "I like choclate and nashos just not togethert said Arden "I like choclate and nachos together so maybe this relationship wont work out" said harry but arden was excepting and said that tht doesn't matter to her. "Tbat doesn't madder to me because im excepting" said Arden. Oh; I forgot to say what she was wearing, she was wearing a the souper walmart tshirt and jeens and freshly cut hair that shimmerd im teh sunlite like a Millon starrws in teh nite skii. Her jeens were light blue with littles wirlies on the butt because lotz uf prety pants have swirlies on the butt."Where do you work" said Hairy as he loked at her shirt but he wasnt reading the walmart part if you no wat I mean. "I werk at the sooper walmart wear I bake cupcakes for the cripples. Their is thsi olkd guy named Dupledore who sits bye the oven and likcs the pans who sad my bsking is so good taht it is like majic and that i shood go to hogwerts where majic is cool like crack. i dont no what crakc is tho cuz i doient live in the ghetto. my family is perfect." that is the most beautiful shtory i heard in years said harry with tears pouring fown his eyes. then he kissed Arden. Arden said"Ew you sicko! dont u no that i am going out with Rover?" said arden. harry

was real upset and he watned to die of embaress shame and jealousyt bbut he was arloready dead. So he went to old. st. nearyl hedles nick and said " hi." "hi" said Old st. nearly hedles nick. "For christmas can i be alive again" said Harriy "ok" said old st. nerly hedles nick. Then harry was alive. he was alive again. he was alive liek a person was alive. he liked to be alive. he could do people thiongs like eat real people food and really kiss real people. then he realized that there was no person he would rather kiss than Arden. beautoful arden with eyes l;ilke gyms and hair like a flowing rasinbowe. L8er that nite arden was talking to Rover on AIM on there majic competurs.

Roverissmokin: hay hunee bunches

Ardenishott: hey babe

Roverissmokin: wuts?

Ardenishott: that gohst boi kised me!

Roverishott: he is a good kisser isnt he,

Ardenissmokin: yeh but i told him that im going out with u and i dont want 2 cheat on u cuz that wood make me a bad gf and you are a good bf and i want it 2 be even and that wouldnt make it even.

Roverissmokin: yeah well he told me that you turned his str8 bcuz u r so hott

Ardenishott: yeh i am pretty hot.

Roverissmokin: so what cabun r u in?

Ardenishott: Ravenclaw

Then Rover typed a nawty word. and said that he was in grifferndure

Roverissmokin:im in grifferdoor.

Tehn Arden logged off and cried becuz she wasnt in the same cabun as rover was and they were a perfext cupol. The next day Arden was eating her grits (AN: AHHH THATS MI NAME!! DONT U LUV IT CUZ I DO!!!1) for brekfust wen this totally sexii guy walked up 2 her but she thot this wuz scary becuz that ment that he wasnt rover and that ment that she was having feelings for other guys. "oh no" she thought. "i might be having feelings 4 other guys" then she realized that this guy looked 4milliar. "hi im harry" he said and then she realized that it was really harry and that that ghost thing was just a prank so she cried again because hse was a tender emotional flower and then he put his hand on his showlder to comfert her and then she threw her grits in his face becuz h ws trying to put the moves on her and he started to cry and ten rover wlaked up and saw them cring anbd he didnt like to see his gurl cry so he started to cry . they were sitting htere crying and theyt didnt even reelize that voltymore was scemeing.

OH NOEZ!!!!1 WAT WILL HAPIN?!1/11/!!?! ITZ A CLIFFY!!1!1!