Lori's Thoughts: I really love Lincoln, and I really want him to love me back. So, I'm gonna have to take things up a notch, starting tomorrow...

[Cut to early morning, when Lori gets out of Lincoln's bed, with him still sleeping.]

Lincoln: [snoring softly]

Lori: [yawns; stretches] Time to start the day.

[Lori goes into her room and switches into her usual attire, of a blue tank top hugging tightly against her large chest, and jean shorts that somewhat cover her ample rear.]

Leni: [wakes up; to Lori] Like, why have you been spending so much time with Lincoln lately?

Lori: [with heart-shaped eyes] He's literally the best brother around. [fantasizes about her future with Lincoln (dating, marriage, raising a family)]

Leni: [weirded out] OK...

Lynn Sr.: [from downstairs] Hey, kids! It's time to go!

[Cut to later, when the family (sans Lincoln and Lori, who are standing on the porch) are going into a taxi.]

Rita: We're gonna be checking out some nearby colleges for Lisa for the next several days, but are you sure you're gonna be OK babysitting Lincoln for all that time?

Lori: Of course, Mom. After all, [picks up Lincoln by his armpits and hugs him to her chest] this'll give me a chance to have some... sibling bonding with Lincoln. [looks downwards at him with a seductive glare]

Rita: Alright, Lori. We left Vanzilla here in case of any emergencies. And-

Lisa: [from the taxi] I would really appreciate it, maternal unit, if we could be propelling towards Oakland now! Their interviews are soon gonna be concluding.

Lynn: [annoyed] Who even cares, Lisa?!

Lola: [to Lynn] I know!

Lynn Sr.: The rest of you are coming along too, because there might be some great colleges that you might be interested in right now.

Luna: I doubt it, dudes.

Rita: [to Lisa] I'll be there in a moment, sweetie! [to Lori] And for the record, there'll be no parties, and no leaving the house without your brother, or any other sort of-

Lori: Got it. No shenanigans of any kind.

Rita: [rushes over to the taxi] Bye! See you soon!

Lincoln: [escapes from Lori's grip] Hey! Don't I get a say in-

[Before LIncoln could finish, the taxi pulls off, eventually out of Lori and Lincoln's sight.]

Lori: [seductively] Now, it's just you and me in the house, Linky. What do you say we have some sister-and-brother fun?

Lincoln: That depends on your def-

Lori: Great! [grabs Lincoln's hand and walks inside with him]

Lincoln: [to the readers] I have a feeling I'm not gonna like where any of this is going.

Lori: What was that you were saying?

Lincoln: [realizes Lori heard him; nervously] Nothing.

[Cut to the two walking up the stairs.]

Lori: [to Lincoln] I have a surprise waiting for you in my room. I just know you're gonna love it.

[The two enter Lori and Leni's room, where the former sets Lincoln down on her bed, locks the door, and pulls the window blinds down.]

Lori: Are you ready for the surprise, Linky?

Lincoln: [thinks] "Oh, what the heck. Anything to make her happy, I guess." [to Lori] Yes.

Lori: Alright, here it is.

[Lori slowly takes off her clothes in front of Lincoln. During this, Lincoln gradually gets more and more wide-eyed and blushing, trying to look away from his almost naked sister, but can't stop giving focus to said event. Eventually...]

Lori: [turns around, giving Lincoln a great view of her breasts, rear, and shaved pussy; seductively] Like what you see, lil' bro?

Lincoln: [still trying to look away from Lori's naked figure] I can't do this! It's just too weird for me.

Lori: [with concern] It's OK. One part of me thought you would be weirded out by what I'm doing too. But, this can stay between us. No one else has to know about it.

Lincoln: [looks at her from one eye; sheepishly] Really?

[Lori nods yes.]

Lori: And to make you feel less tense, I'll give you a full body massage. Just take your clothes off, lie on my bed, and I'll do the rest.