"YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP THIS!" shouted a panicked turkey, "GREECE JUST WENT INTO ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA!"
"Manm?" muttered America, attempting to say "and" through a "Big Mac."
"AND?" exclaimed Turkey obviously infuriated by America's indifference, "GREECE CONTROLS A FREAKING CHOKE POINT!"
"Choke (SLLLLLLLLUURRRRRRRP) point?" asked America, confused, drinking a "Mcflurry."
"CHOKEPOINT LIKE THIS!" yelled Turkey, trying to wring America's neck but lacking enough influence to make any real impact.
"Well that's not that bad," America stated, unmoved by turkey's argument.
"FINE! DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE" exclaimed turkey outraged, "BUT WHEN THEIR ALLIANCE GROWS STRONGER THE WHOLE WORLD'S GOIN' TO HELL" storming off.
"Yub reb hibrobem" America choked out, continuing his "Big Mac", and trying to say, "what's his problem."
"Was that turkey with some message of imminent doom?" England asked America, with a raised, and incredibly large, eyebrow.
"(sssssssssssssssllllluuuuuuurp awwwwww) dunno" replied America.
"God you're getting fat," England criticized.
As America tried to wipe away a tear, with his "Big Mac", he got a bit of mustard in his eye.
"OH GOD! THAT BURNS!" he screamed in pain.
On Turkeys Way Home
Turkey grumbled to himself on his way home, more talked than grumbled because it was so loud.
"Friggin' America, with his stupid fast food and his dumb eating, he's gonna die first."
Suddenly turkey heard a noise that sent a shock down his his spine, shaking him to his very core with fear.
"NOO!" turkey yelled beginning to run.
The sound echoed against the walls of the buildings lining the street, tightly packed with the spaces between them, few and far between. The echo sent turkey into a terrified frenzy, tearing down the street. The sound began multiplying, coming from different places and volumes.
"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT1" he shouted running from the sources of the sounds, but knowing he wasn't getting any farther from them.
Rushing down the street and back alleys he had no clue, until it was too late that he had gone down a dead end.
"DAMNIT!" he exclaimed in frustration at the realization of his downfall.
Shadows crept around the corner. With every step they took turkey pushed closer and closer to the wall. Finally from around the corner emerged, into the dark alley, a shadowy figure creeping closer and closer to turkey. Stepping into the light of a streetlight the creature was revealed.
"NO!" shouted turkey in utter terror, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"nyaa?" replied one of Greece's kitties, head tilted. In all, there were about twenty kitties. Two of which, turkey noted, were Russian blues.
In Some Undisclosed Base
"YOU FIENDS!" Turkey shouted at his captors,"RELEASE ME!"
Turkey was tied tightly to a chair, a rather comfy chair to be held hostage by, in an undisclosed location. Turkey guessed he was in Siberia.
"inside voice," commanded Greece quietly and calmly punching him hard on the back of the head.
A confused and slightly delirious Turkey noted two figures in the room and that Russia had gotten much smaller and shakier. Then he realized that it was Latvia not Russia.
"DAMNIT GREECE! WHERE'S RUSSIA?" Turkey yelled. Unfortunately Greece had already fallen asleep which just further infuriated Turkey, "DAMN YOU! YOU SOUVLAKI LOVING BASTARD!"
"P-p-please m-mister Turkey" half-whispered a terrified Latvia, obviously intimidated by both Greece and Turkey, "if y-you'll just quiet d-d-down a b-bit I'll explain what you want t-t-to know"
"why me?" Latvia whined mentally, "wouldn't Belarus have been better for this? Even Estonia, I'm the shakiest one"
"SO WHERE IS RUSSIA?" questioned turkey, "I WANT ANS—GRMPHSAMS"
Turkey was interrupted by a now awake, and justly miffed, Greece putting a gag in Turkeys mouth.
"inside voice," Greece stated sternly, then turning back and sitting in the chair he had been attempting to nap in earlier
Latvia could see obviously see that Greece was in a very bad mood after being woken by his slight frown and down-turned eyebrows. This, to say the least, didn't help with Latvia's shaking problem.