If Toph Was an Airbender…
The Dai Li had had to fight a lot of things. Kings, crazy wheat-chewing vigilantes, you name it.
But without a doubt, their worst foe was the little blind girl who wouldn't shut up.
"Wow, you guys really are incompetent. But don't worry, I'm sure you can catch me if you make a group effort!"
Sure, she looked harmless enough, ambling alone in the busy streets of Ba Sing Se, using her glider as a cane…but she looks a lot less docile when she's jumping about, smacking you with miniature cyclones, and making fun of you while doing it.
"Oh, you can't catch one little blind girl? It shouldn't be that hard…I have an arrow pointing right at me…" mocked the girl as she pointed at her forehead tattoo.
If Azula Were a Waterbender…
Grinning sadistically, Azula addressed the Kyoshi Warriors. "Now, you fangirls, you're going to tell me where I can find the Avatar or suffer my wrath."
Suki just looked quizzically at her. "You're joking, right?"
Azula was taken aback. Usually people just soil themselves and run in fear when she spoke. "I…beg your pardon?"
Suki chuckled. "Oh, quit playing. Everyone knows how sexist the Water Tribe is. Their girls are strictly healers, and none of them are allowed in the military."
Azula twitched. If she could count the number of times she'd heard this argument… "I'll have you know that I was sent by my father, Chief Ozai, to kill the Avatar…"
Suki paid her no attention, still laughing. "Yeah-ha ha-okay, Princess. And you look real threatening in that Water Tribe armor. That particular shade of blue suits you so well."
Slowly but surely, Suki's laughter became infectious, and soon the entire group of warriors was laughing at Azula's expense.
"I think you look very threatening, Azula."
"Thank you, Ty Lee."