(A/N Well, I got really positive feedback for "The Annabeth Chase Unit," so I think I will continue on. I had done it just for fun but now I will do all your favorite characters.

Veritas: This is not my real writing, just for fun!

And if you think this is against the TOS, this has long been a fanfiction tradition since 2001, so please understand, but flame or report if it bothers you that much. Veritas are allowed to laugh too, you know. :D

Disclaimers:

I do not own the Percy Jackson series. (Duh)

I do not own the "Owner's manual," idea. It's a tradition started by Theresa Green.

And now; enjoy!)

Owner's Manual: The THALIA GRACE unit.

Congrats! You are now the proud owner of your very own THALIA GRACE unit.

General Product Information;

Unit: THALIA GRACE

Age: Varies depending on Pine Tree years and Set. In LAST OLYMPIAN set, 15.

Height: Taller than the PERCY JACKSON unit.

(Warning: do not mention this to your PERCY JACKSON unit. It will activate his "angry" setting)

Weight: Do you want an arrow in your back? Classified information.

Serial # : 4628-5489-8389

Caution: The THALIA GRACE unit will be very upset if she is not with several hunter units. If you were stupid and did not read the catalog warning, we recommend ordering an ARTEMIS unit and several HUNTER units right away. If you do not want to spend the money, we recommend exchanging or getting rid of the THALIA GRACE unit. Keep her at your own risk*.

Accessories:

The THALIA GRACE unit comes with the following:

1 Shield of Aegis*

2 Hunter outfits

1 Death to Barbie T-Shirt

42 cases of eyeliner

1 leftenant of ARTEMIS circlet

3 pairs of pants

Settings:

The THALIA GRACE unit comes with several modes:

Sarcastic

This is the THALIA GRACE unit's default setting. Keeping her around the PERCY JACKSON unit will most definitely switch her to this setting.

Pissed

Careful! The THALIA GRACE unit quickly switches from the "Sarcastic" setting to the "Pissed" setting. The PERCY JACKSON unit also can easily cause your unit to become pissed. Also, be sure to keep the ZOE NIGHTSHADE unit away from your unit if you don't like to see the "pissed" setting activated.

Flushed

If you ordered your THALIA GRACE unit from the, "The Titans Curse," set, your THALIA GRACE unit may become flushed around the APOLLO unit*. She will also become flushed if she talks about the LUKE CASTELLAN unit, but once she sees him, she will quickly switch to the "Pissed" setting and try to decapitate your LUKE CASTELLAN unit. This is not recommended.

Sincere

This is a rare setting for the THALIA GRACE unit, but she will often switch to this mode if placed near the ANNABETH CHASE unit. If you ordered the LIL' THALIA GRACE unit from THE FOUR LIL' HOBOS set, she will also react this way towards the LIL' GROVER, LIL' ANNABETH CHASE, and LIL' LUKE CASTELLAN units. She may or may not react this way towards the ZEUS unit. Your THALIA GRACE unit's modes are very unpredictable.

Restless

Every unit in the "Demigod" set, which is part of a larger set, the "PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS" series has this mode due to a manufacturing error called ADD. Don't worry, this malfunction is harmless, just annoying. The THALIA GRACE unit is very prone to this setting. She will often want to leave your house, so be sure to allow her. She will return.

Uses:

Your THALIA GRACE unit is very independent and probably won't listen to you, but if you get the ARTEMIS unit to ask her, she'll be more obedient. However, she still has some uses:

Butt-Kicker

If there's someone you hate, most likely you can get your THALIA GRACE unit and your ANNABETH CHASE unit worked up and they will hunt them down. Please do not vent your anger this way on the PERCY JACKSON unit; he won't be happy about it and it's bad for his health and shelf life.

Battle Back Up

If you are really stuck in a battle and sure to certain doom, your THALIA GRACE unit will be glad to assist you, and she will rouse up her HUNTER units, if you bought any. (Told you not to be so cheap...Yeah, your reading this now, aren't you, while you're surrounded by thousands of Gremlins? Well, your THALIA GRACE unit needs HUNTER units to be effective. Try your NICO DiANGELO unit or CLARISSE LARUE unit, or better yet, your PERCY JACKSON unit.)

Hunter Recruitment:

Did a guy make you mad? Are you diagnosed with terminal cancer? Well, your THALIA GRACE unit will be happy to enlist you in the Hunters and give you immortal life...

If you are female. If you are male, you are screwed.

Headache maker:

Your THALIA GRACE unit will be happy to annoy anyone by playing loud Punk Rock at the top volume possible. A great unit for vengeance.

Cleaning;

The THALIA GRACE unit knows how to clean itself, no worries. If she forgets, press the reset button.

Do not dry clean. Do not tumble wash. Do not wash in same machine as PERCY JACKSON unit. This could cause severe "bleeding" in your PERCY JACKSON unit.

Do not hang to dry on clothesline. The OneCharacterCompany Inc. Is not responsible for any damage caused to client if your THALIA GRACE unit axe murders you for hanging her on a clothesline. If it is too late and you are reading this while she's writhing on the clothesline, you have two options:

A, Apologize if you are the cheap type and don't want to relocate. Warning: this action is a life threatening hazard. Perform at your own risk.

B, Run, run away!

Interactions:

It is important that you understand the THALIA GRACE unit's interactions with other units to avoid unnecessary decapitations.

PERCY JACKSON Unit

Your THALIA GRACE unit is fairly friendly towards the PERCY JACKSON unit, but be sure not to leave them together too long or you may activate the "angry" setting in your PERCY JACKSON unit and the "pissed" setting in your THALIA GRACE unit.

ANNABETH CHASE unit

Your THALIA GRACE unit really likes the ANNABETH CHASE unit. Be sure to have one in case your THALIA GRACE gets angered or irked.

ARTEMIS unit

Your THALIA GRACE unit obeys the ARTEMIS unit. If you want better control over your THALIA GRACE unit, be sure to order an ARTEMIS unit and befriend it.

ZOE NIGHTSHADE unit

Keep the ZOE NIGHTSHADE unit away from your THALIA GRACE unit at all costs! No if ands or buts! The health of all your other units depends on it!

FAQ's

Q: My THALIA GRACE unit disappeared for three months. What happened?

A: She either is very busy, or she ran away because you didn't provide an ARTEMIS unit. Tsk Tsk.

Q: My LIL' THALIA GRACE unit disappeared. What happened?

A: Check your yard for brand new pine trees. If you see one, order a PERCY JACKSON unit, an ANNABETH CHASE unit, a CLARISSE LARUE unit, and a GROVER UNDERWOOD unit to rescue a golden fleece and your THALIA GRACE unit will be back to normal again in no time.

Q: I think I saw cuts on my THALIA GRACE unit's wrists. Is she Emo?

A: You didn't get her an ARTEMIS unit, did you? Now she's bored. We recommend ordering one right away. If it can't be helped, order a NICO DiANGELO unit to keep her company. We are unsure if she is completely Emo.

Q: I can't stand Greenday. What should I do?

A: Get rid of your THALIA GRACE unit. You can't take Greenday away from her.

Q:My THALIA GRACE unit has been damaging my property because she keeps reading OOC fics about herself on FF. Help!

A: There is nothing you can do except disconnect your Internet and for the gazillionth time, order an ARTEMIS unit to keep her from doing destructive or wasteful things with her time! We are not responsible for damaged property.

Troubleshooting:

Your THALIA GRACE unit is hard to keep. Suck it up.

Warranty

If cared for properly, your THALIA GRACE unit will live...well, forever. If, however, you find you can no longer keep her, sneak into the PERCY JACKON unit's room while it is recharging its batteries, and place it next to the sleeping THALIA GRACE unit and she will be gone by morning. However, your PERCY JACKSON unit may be destroyed and your house flooded and electrocuted. Unfortunately, the only other way to get your unit to leave is to get Jesse McCartney to move in with you, and this is only slightly more difficult than moving your dormant PERVY whoops PERCY JACKSON unit next to your unit. (Please be gentle. The PERCY JACKSON unit tends to be frequently abused) You shoulda thought of that before you bought a THALIA GRACE unit, dummy.

No refunds unless damaged on arrival!

Enjoy!

Cautions:

*#1The THALIA GRACE unit is very powerful and violent, and is therefore not appropriate for small children. By buying this product, you are certifying that you understand the risks and that the OneCharacterCompany Inc. Is not responsible for any deaths or injuries caused by the THALIA GRACE unit.

*#2 The Shield of Aegis is also life threatening. Keep away from small children. If necessary, you may borrow it for battle, but this is also life threatening if your THALIA GRACE unit finds out you stole...erm...borrowed it.

*#3 The THALIA GRACE should not be used to operate machinery as she is a horrible driver. The same goes for the Sun Chariot.

Other warnings: Collectible bows and arrows are choking hazards. Hire a good repairman; your THALIA GRACE unit's electric nature will often cause your electronic devices to short circuit and malfunction.

COMING SOON!

Don't miss the next unit in our series, coming soon; be sure to pre-order! Ladies and gentlemen, we announce the one you've all been waiting for; the PERCY JACKSON unit!

Need a good plumber?

Is your ANNABETH CHASE unit boring you?

Too cheap to scuba dive?

Need a hottie in the house?

Pre Order your PERCY JACKSON unit now! Coming soon!

(Lol! Should I continue? I think I will. I may even make a Mary Sue unit! I don't want to do Nico DiAngelo or Ethan Nakamura units cause someone already did them. If you guys really want one, I will ask the author's permission.)