*Chapter 2: Afternoon with Akatsuki*

"Tobi a good boy. Tobi find Hidan," a swirly-masked man said to himself while walking on the path outside the Akatsuki base.

BARK! A small dog whimpered when Tobi walked by. The dog was small enough to sit on someones head. Tobi nticed the dog's whimpering and immediately jumped to the side and shushed it with his gloved hand. 'Hidan got a haircut,' he mused to himself.

"Shush, Hidan! Someone might walk by. We would not want our hideout to be found. What would Leader-sama say?" Tobi screeched at the dog that he thought was Hidan.

Whimper…

"Yes, Hidan. I love your hair, but we really need to be quiet; and where is your cloak?"

-Pein's Office-

"Konan! I can'The find my formal peircing. Where is it? I need to go get another peircing!" Pein screamed at the blue-haired Akatsuki member.

"Honey, I don'The think you should get another peircing," Konan said timidly.

"But it will have a picture of you, my darling Konan."

"Ummm… Don'The you think that's kind of creepy…?"

"No way. Peircings can never be creepy, no matter what you do to them."

Konan and Pein were in Pein's office arguing about Pein's obsession with peircings. They had gone over this many times before, but Pein had always won. Somehow, Konan felt this time would be different. She would stop him from going.

Also in Pein's office, was a sobbing Kakuzu. He also hated when Pein got more peircings. Peircings, you see, cost a lot of money. The ones Pein liked could be up to $100. He decided to get a needle and thread and knit some ryo. Aside from being a murderer, assasin, thief, and litterer, Kakuzu also made counterfeit ryo. It helped in hard times.

-The Diabolical living Room-

"No, I think he is on a mission." Said the shark-man to his girlfriend, Veronica the fish.

Blub blub.

"As I said before, that is impossible. Hidan is on a mission. Tobi couldn't have seen him."

Blub blub.

"I don't know who he saw then, angel."

Blub.

"Okay, goodbye, sweetheart." Kisame walked out the door, forgetting to feed Veronica.

-Grocery Store-

A puppet-man stared at his grocery list written by Tobi. He sighed, having just peered at the list's contents for the first time.

List:

Snacks for Tobi

Veronica Food

"Wow," Sasori exhaled. Tobi's handwriting was scribbled, and he could barely read it. Plus, the list only had two things on it. Pein had let Tobi review the food stock, and Sasori was required to buy whatever the contents were regardless of how stupid they may be. He didn't really know what Veronica ate, so he just picked up a cabbage and tossed it into the cart. As the emotionless Akatsuki member was a puppet, he didn't need to eat. The Akatsuki member had no idea what a "snack" was. Sasori questioned this a few times and came to a conclusion. He then slipped some scallops and a rutabega into his cart.

-Tsuchikage's Office-

Deidara was dressed up as a girl in the Tsuchikage's office. The Akatsuki needed a classified scroll, and they knew Tsuchikage was a sucker for pretty women. Also, they knew Dei-chan had no problem dragging. Meanwhile, Zetsu was hiding in the corner disguised at a very big cactus…. that wears a black cloak.

"So… Tsuchikage-san, would you like to buy some clay statues?" Dei smiled seductively.

"Ummmnnn…" was all Tsuchikage could say while looking at the gorgeous Deidara.

Zetsu's black side quickly snatched the scroll from Tsuchikage's desk greedily while white side texted Deidara to say he was done.

"Evil Akatsuki Kitchen of Evil & food"

Itachi peered at the list of ingredients for his cake. This was going to be a piece of errr… cake. The rest of Akatsuki had something to worry about today, but Itachi was completely free. All he needed for his beautiful cake was: flour, eggs, shortening, sugar, and just a pinch of genjutsu.

"What are you doing Uncle Itachi!" an annoying voice inquired. Owner of said voice was carrying a terrified dog around.

"I'm making a cake, Tobi," Itachi sighed.

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I AM UCHIHA ITACHI AND I CAN!"

"Well, I am Uchi- Tobi and I WANT STRAWBERRY FROSTING." Tobi said in a deep, unlike his own, almost terrifying voice and ran out the room flopping his arms around screeching, "Tobi is a good boy!"

-End Chapter Two-