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Esmeralda and Elijah made their way to their place, bantering they came face to face with a woman dressed as a cat. The woman was dressed in black leather with a zipper that ended with a bell near the neck. She wore a black mask which only revealed glowing blue eyes; on her head were cat ears in a mop of blonde hair.

"Ahahah! I'm Kitten Noir and Chat will be mine! All mine!" Kitten cackled as she sped towards the twins.

The twins both agile and athletic threw themselves to the sides, landing effortlessly on their feet. Esmeralda, oozing of exhilaration, leaped at the villain striking her repeatedly with her fists and feet, each landing a painful blow. Twisting and twirling she finally withdrew dramatically, backflipping to the side.

"What a-paw-ling fighting skills! Pounce to my level Purr-incess." Esmeralda purred, examining the crumpled figure on the floor.

"Rosita, don't you think you went too hard on her? It's times like these that I take criminals on, you booh bah!" Elijah said arrogantly, observing the black-clad villain.

Esmeralda, grinning like a goof caught a glimpse of red and black whooshing through the sky. Preparing for another ambush she struck the air, knocking out a girl in a ladybug latex suit.

"Guess we have more of them to deal with un-fur-tunately." She mused, whirling around to face another cat themed hero. Smirking, she braced herself for impact.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! We're not looking for trouble!" Esmeralda quirked an eyebrow, relaxing a bit but not letting her guard down.

He continued, "We're the famous superhero duo of Paris! I'm Chat Noir," He knelt on one knee, bowing his head, "By the way, I meow-solutely love your cat purr-ns, they are purr-iceless!"

"Dork." Esmeralda snorted, "Who is she?" Esmeralda pointed to the girl she had just ambushed.

"She's the love of my life, my girlfriend, and purr-tner, Ladybug." He answered, swelling with pride and adoration for the girl. The girl, Ladybug, snapped her head lightning quick when Chat had addressed her as his girlfriend.

Quickly, she dusted herself off, gaining control of her feet once more, she started striding towards the hero and civilian. Ladybug eyed Esmeralda recalling the girl from class and remembering the embarrassing ship name. Flustered, Ladybug hastily shifted her eyes from meeting the girls.

Esmeralda spoke first, "Bonjour bit-uh, Ladybug," Esmeralda quickly tried to conceal the terrible greeting she dared herself to say whenever she met a girl outside of school, "What's going on?" She questioned, jumping in place, her hands itching to get into a fight, an old habit of hers and Elijah although Elijah had his more under control.

"An Akuma happened. I see you've met her," She watched the akumatised teen try to get up but each attempt failing miserably. Marinette never noticed the girl's outfit and she had to say, she had a good sense of fashion. She wore a cute purple a-line dress which flared at the bottom above her knees, her sweetheart neckline was covered by a light pink leather jacket, purple over-the-knee suede boots paired with light pink tights, and finally light pink ribbons everywhere. Esmeralda seemed to be exceptionally well in hand to hand combat as the akumatised girl gave up altogether on getting their jewels.

"An Akuma?" Esmeralda feigned confusion. She knew damn well what an Akuma was and she feared Queen Monarch followed them to Paris. "Who sends these Akumas may I ask?"

"Hawkmoth sends butterflies that can change an innocent civilian into a villain if the person is experiencing negative emotions. The butterfly materializes into their most prized possession and poof! A villain." Ladybug finished her explanation, searching Esmeralda's face for any sign of confusion. Esmeralda had none, she did, in fact, have a look on her face as if she knew exactly what an Akuma was before stepping into Paris.

Esmeralda let out a whoosh of air she didn't even know she was holding in. Ladybug made her way to the cat themed villain; crushing the ring on her ring finger released a purple and black butterfly. Ladybug caught the butterfly in her yo-yo, cleansing it from corruption. The villain was replaced with a beautiful blonde who blinked at the group in confusion. Realization seemed to seep into her mind as she quickly let out a string of apologies.

"No problem, it wasn't your fault." Chat purred, ruffling the girl's hair. The girl squealed and danced away, joyful because her idol had acknowledged her existence.

"Now that that's over, we'll get going now! Goodbye, see you at the next attack!" Esmeralda added cynically, getting a frown from Ladybug and a salute from Chat Noir. Turning to her brother, she grinned jovially, a skip in her step as she counted down the minute the duo would meet their alter egos.

"Amateurs," Elijah muttered.


"Esmeralda, you shouldn't throw yourself, literally, head first into a fight like that," Esmeralda's K'ul (K'ul means sacred or God in the ancient Mayan language), Chan (Means sky), scolded her. The K'ul was a hybrid of all the representative Arctic animals which included: arctic fox, wolf, hare, owl, and polar bear. Surprisingly it clashed well, creating an adorably fluffy creature. Chan was the K'ul of Life, ironically since things die when it gets cold. She was a half of a whole, her counterpart being her brother's K'ul, Balam (Means Jaguar; Jaguars were believed to be the Gods of the underworld), the K'ul of Death. Together they created Hunab Ku, granting the wearer to have the power of a supreme god.

Esmeralda experienced a short circuit trying to remember the whole history of the K'ul creatures. All that was important is that she had the obsidian jewelry that helped her transform into Chione Ix, the lavish and graceful dancing hero and her brother had the jade jewelry that helped him transform into Xolotl, the determined and feisty warrior hero.

"I can't help it! Funny how the god associated with you was connected with warfare," Esmeralda sighed, clearing her mind of all the complicated madness that was manifested in her head.

"I'm serious Esmeralda. That same god was wise and he was looked up to by many," She continued, "It's hard to explain the entire history but you have to be more careful. You were chosen for a reason."

"You're right. Chan, you know what time it is?!"

Chan gasped, dancing like the wind in winter, "Yes! Say the magic words and we'll leave soon!"

Esmeralda beamed, hollering at her brother to hurry the fuck up, "CHAN LET"S DANCE UNTIL DUSK!" Slowly, white cloth slithered like snakes all over her body creating a white cloth-like latex suit with what looked like scale patterns. Her mask was also white although it sported a few magnificent feathers on the sides. Her skirt materialized out of nowhere; the skirt was soft to the touch almost like feathers ending mid-thigh. Her hooded cloak was the last thing to appear, being made of the same material as her skirt but could be used to help her shapeshift into animals and change her outfit. The cloak was shorter in the front ending almost beneath her breast. She wore silky thigh high suede boots that could walk on any surface, except water, she would sink. A scarf was wrapped around her waist where the skirt ended, the scarf almost like a tail; she had silky white ribbons in her hair for aesthetic purposes and for shapeshifting purposes.

"Nice," Esmeralda whispered. She looked in the mirror still not used to the transformation even though she has been the superheroine for almost two years. Her eyes glowed a dark brown. Her hair was twisted into a beautiful bun which had jewels and feathers decorating it. She rocked a headband that looked almost like a tiara with the most precious stones.

Her weapon being a fragile scepter: it had a white rose like a dome at the top, silver swirled around it, the handle was a sheath with a smaller dome at the bottom. The scepter was like a sword, taking the other end of the scepter out of the sheath would be like the end of a bubble wand. The scepter could extend and create ice. When curing Akumas, Esmeralda would take the opening end out of the sheath dramatically while swirling it around. She would then make sure the butterfly goes through the opening (like swinging a bat), encasing the butterfly in a bubble that would slowly freeze over with frost. Se would finally pop the bubble, releasing a purified butterfly. The downside was that if she was going through negative emotions all her ice she created would melt into a liquid.

"Nice" She repeated again, euphoria seeping into her veins. She loved swinging and vaulting (almost like Chat's baton) with her scepter.

"BALAM, LETS SHIELD UNTIL DAWN" Quickly, black cloth raced like wolves all over his body creating a twisted cloth-like leather suit . His mask was also dark with what looked like scorch marks over it. Instead of a skirt he had a vest, the vest would harden when fighting so he could protect his partner from getting hits. His hooded cloak materialized last made out of soft, feathery cloth. Like Esmeralda's, the cloak was shorter at the front than at the back and it also shared the same purposes. He had black boots that helped with speed. He had a black leather scarf wrapped around his waist serving as a tail to keep his balance when running at high speeds.

"Nice," Elijah whispered. He knew his eyes glowed a deadly brown, he knew his usually shaggy hair was swept to the side decorated with jewels and feathers. He rocked a headband that looked eerily like a crown, embedded with precious stones and metals.

His weapon being an indestructible scepter: it had a thorny black rose as the dome on top, gold swirled around it, the rest of the scepter was hidden in the sheath. Taking the other end out of the sheath would reveal a blunt sword that could shapeshift into whatever he desired. He used it mostly like a baton. The downside was that it could also ooze of a substance that could destroy and rot anything if he experienced negative emotions during his transformation.

"Nice," He repeated again, adrenaline seeping into his veins. He loved to mold his scepter into a shield.

"Let's go!" The twins chorused. They both leaped out their windows bouncing on the rooftops of Paris.


"Lovely night, isn't it M'Lady?" Chat Noir ascended into view, a boyish grin present on his face.

"Indeed. Chat?" Ladybug hummed.

"Yes, Bugaboo?"

"Do you think we should be worried about those twins we saw earlier at the Akuma attack? I went on the Lady blog and the video was disturbing. The girl, Esmeralda, was mercilessly and savagely beating the shit out of the blonde teen. It was, disturbing. The whole time she was grinning and smiling as if it was nothing. So, should we be worried?"

"At least we don't have to worry about their safety, but the safety of others. Maybe. Personally, Esmeralda's puns were genius!"

Ladybug rolled her eyes about to respond when she saw two looming figures sprinting across the horizon.

"Chat! I just saw something. Let's check it out before it gets too late and we loose them"

"Them?" Chat cocked his head. Two Akumas in one night?


"Boi, if you don't," Esmeralda inhaled about to roast her brother when he pounced on her. Giggling, she found his weak spots and ambushed him. Elijah exploded in laughter, snorting like crazy.

At that moment they both shapeshifted into canines, Esmeralda a white fluffy fox and Elijah an adorable black puppy. They yapped and snapped at each other. They jumped, bounced and ran in circles, enjoying each other's company.

They were unaware of both Ladybug and Chat Noir landing on the same roof as them.

The Parisian heroes hearing the ruckus crept towards the noise. What they found had them cooing and gushing. They watched with glee as the small creatures sprinted in circles chasing each other's tails.

"Aww, they're so adorable!" Chat Noir gushed. Ladybug quickly shut his mouth never taking her eyes off the adorable scene. Soon though they both picked up a bundle of fur, shocking the creatures into silence.

Ladybug cradling the black puppy while Chat Noir cuddled with the fox. They were unaware of the conversation the twins were having.

'HNNNNGGGGGGGG! HALP!" Esmeralda yelped.

'NOPE! THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU PRICK!" Elijah howled.

'IS NOT YOU STUCK UP DOG!"

'TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY PEST"

"Aww, look they're having a conversation." Chat cooed, watching the creatures yap at each other, "You're the cutest, aren't you? Yes, you are! Yes, you are."

'THAT'S IT! I'M DETRANSFORMING!' They both yelped.

Soon the black puppy Ladybug was cradling was a handsome young man who just smirked at her as he was straddling her.

"Woof." He smirked, winking at the heroine.

Ladybug caught off guard became redder than her suit as she stared at the face of a sexy human being.

Chat Noir rubbing the fox's chest looked up and saw a boy on his lady's lap. He was confused, so confused he wasn't aware that the white fox he was petting became an extremely attractive girl.

The first thing Esmeralda felt when she became herself again was someone groping and rubbing her breast. She became redder than Ladybug herself, letting out a small moan which seemed to grab Chat's attention. Chat just gawked and kept on rubbing her chest until realization hit him like a brick wall. He flushed a bright red, quickly taking his hands off the girl's chest.

If Chat Noir was confused when he saw a puppy become a boy than he was absolutely insane if the fox he was petting became a girl.

"OHMYFUCKINGODIAMSOSORRYI-I-WHAT-HOWIMSORRYUMMM" He was hot and bothered as he held the girl in his arms. She just let escape a small smile as she was flustered too.

"IDIDNTMEANTOO-YOU-YOUWEREAFOXANDOFCOURSEYOUWEREADORABLEANDYOUWEREFLUFFLYANDOFCOURSEIHADTOPETYOUBECAUSEWHYNOTANDIMRANTINGNOWANDISHOULDSTOPTALKING."

"N-no hard feelings," Esmeralda managed to squeak out.

Chat Noir couldn't calm down, the more and more he tried to forget the more and more his eyes seemed to wander the girl's figure. She was curvier and more voluptuous than his Lady and he couldn't stop the growing feeling in his pants.

Esmeralda could feel it, she could feel Chat growing under her butt. She grew even brighter.

Chat Noir knew already by her face that she could feel him.

"IMSORRYBUTIMABOYNO-THATSNOTWHATIMEAN!"

"Bro, you can release her now." The boy said.

"OF C-COURSE. HERE."

Elijah had seen the whole ordeal alongside Ladybug. They both facepalmed when they saw Chat keep on groping his sister.

"WE SHOULD BE GOING AND UH DONT WORRY ABOUT US WE'RE NOT VILLAINS ASK YOUR GOD COMPANIONS ABOUT K'ULS OF THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT! BYE WE SHOULD TALK TOMORROW!" Esmeralda blabbered, running at the maximum speed possible towards their apartment.

"oH YEAH IM CHIONE IX AND-"

"I'm Xolotl." Elijah winked at Ladybug, Chat Noir ignoring the whole ordeal, cringing at how stupid and slow he was.

"GOODBYESEEYALATER"

"YOUTOOSEXYFOX-UHIMEANCHIONE" Chat stuttered, appalled at himself. "LADYBUG WE SHOULD HEAD HOME," and with that they headed their own ways never forgetting the day they met.


Hope you enjoyed the chapter. When I first made these characters I didn't put much thought into them since I was doing a short story but now that I've done deep research all the names and stuff associated with the characters have a deeper meaning and just thinking about it makes my head hurt AHHHH. Chapter 3 will most likely be put up on Monday or Tuesday.