Notes:
Time for some more Sonuber. A Makon Crayley original (By technicality).
First Part:
~Song~
Sonuber.
Making lifesaving inventions out of household materials.
Sonuber.
Getting in and out of ultra sticky situations.
Sonuber.
The man's a freaking genius.
SONUBER!
~Mountain hideout control room~
Amy: The doors been locked Sonuber. And that bomb says we have 20 seconds left.
Sonuber: Don't worry. Amy, pass me that can.
Amy: (Passes can)
Sonuber: Shadow, pass me that piece of string.
Shadow: String, right. (Hands string over)
Sonuber: Amy, pass me that cat.
Amy: (Passes the cat over)
Sonuber: Shadow, pass me that coin.
Shadow: (Hands coin over)
Sonuber: Now to... Meh, I might as well. (Pulls out a scratchy)
Shadow: What are you doing?
Sonuber: I might as well scratch this while I have the coin. (Starts scratching)
Amy: 8 seconds left.
Sonuber: Calm down, we'll live. (Finishes scratching) OH MY GOD! I'M A MILLIONAI...
~Explosion~
SONUBER!
Second part:
~Song~
Sonuber.
Making lifesaving inventions out of household materials.
Sonuber.
He's won fifty-million dollars and now has several girlfriends.
Sonuber.
The man's a millionair.
SONUBER!
~Playboy Mansion control room~
Amy: The door has been sealed shut. And by the looks of that bomb we only have 15 seconds. Do something Sonuber.
Sonuber: (Smelling money) What? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my money. Now to play my new PlayStation 3. (Starts playing)
Shadow: Do something.
Sonuber: I am. I'm playing Infamous.
Shadow: Try doing your job.
Sonuber: Screw my job, I have money.
Amy: 10 seconds Sonuber.
Sonuber: How about... (Phone rings) Hold on. (Answers phone) Hello?
Man: Hello, I'm with the IRS. You have been spending your money and not paying taxes.
Sonuber: Screw taxes, I have money.
Man: Not anymore. We're taking everything you own away, including all the money.
Sonuber: Um, how about, you suck my d...
~Explosion~
SONUBER!
Third part:
~Song~
Sonuber.
He's lost all his money, and is living in the gutters.
Sonuber.
He's begging for scraps, and using garbage for toothpaste.
Sonuber.
The man's a filthy hobo.
SONUBER!
~Day care school control room~
Amy: Everything is shut Sonuber. And we have 5 seconds left.
Sonuber: (Waring a paint bucket on his head) Pass me a staple, a tooth pick, and a banana.
Shadow: (Passes Sonuber all that stuff)
Sonuber: (Combines it, stops the bomb)
Amy: You did it.
Sonuber: Yeah. I don't need money to do stuff, I just need a spoon. Now pass me a paper clip, some tape, and some bubble gum.
Shadow: Why?
Sonuber: Just do it.
Amy: (Passes stuff to Sonuber)
Sonuber: (Combines the stuff) I made a detonater that will set off the bomb anyway.
Amy and Shadow: WHAT?
Sonuber: Don't worry, It will only activate when I say pickles. Oh fu...
~Explosion~
SONUBER!
Picture Sonic wearing a MacGruber costume. That's what I picture him as when I write this.