EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GEMOLOGY!
STEVEN UNIVERSE
VS.
LARS
BEGIN!
Note: Parody of John Lennon Vs. Bill O' Reilly
Steven: Noooo, you're making feel bad, you need a friend. Why you grouchy all the time, is your life just a big dead end.
You're the type to guy to cry himself to sleep, just smell a flower. You need to work for a living, and don't nap for an hour.
Every time I walk inside, all you do is scorn at me. And your face looks like a LEGO guy, stepped on with my feet.
Name is Steven, I'm the reason, the world around here is safe. I wonder how long I stay before I start chafe.
Lars: You fucking curl hair, living in your crappy monument. Well your about get burned by the hottest guy's impressive statement.
You stop your smile Steven, I have a ton of friends I hang out. When it comes to witty come backs, I sure come on top with no doubts.
You're weak, between hot girls there's no real comparison. I'll beat you so hard that it will surely feed my arrogance.
You hang with 3 bitches, but I still do not get it. You're not a hot girl yourself you little, chubby misfit.
Steven: True I'm not a hot girl, and I praise to my mother . You say that sick comment for now, but wait till "Alone Together."
I'm tired of how you taunt, to stir the people up. Why don't you go talk to Sadie and try not to FUCK UP!
Lars: Because I'm cooler, I hang out with the cool kids. I work at a donut shop and do thing they forbid.
Don't you tell me that I fuck up, it's how I'm twisted. Now you're a... Ummm, I know, JOKING VICTIM!
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GEMOLOGY!