A/N: Some jokes that I never got a chance to include. I either forgot about them or thought of them after the story was written and published.
The Greatest Party In The Marvel Universe: Deleted Scenes
by MiscellaneousSoup
5:29 pm…
Tony, Reed, She-Hulk, and Black Bolt laughed and clinked their glasses, with Tony slopping most of it on himself.
Reed Richards hiccuped slightly. "You know what, you guys? All o' you're my best, friends. 'Specially you, Tony. You know what?"
Tony gulped down three more cups of beer in quick succession. "Yeah, Richards?"
Reed set down his glass. "I'm worried that the alcohol is hurting you. I think we need to give you an intervention."
Tony slapped his knee and laughed. Then he drank. Then he laughed. Then he drank. Then he laughed. After a good five minutes, he finally stopped laughing. "That was a good one, Reed. Didn't think you were the funny type."
Reed coughed. "No, I'm serious. You've been drunk for about three hours, more if you count when I first arrived. I think you have a problem."
Tony's eyes narrowed. "If you ever say anything like that again, I'll get Rhodey to vaporize you. Anything."
Awkward silence ensued for ten excruciating minutes. Eventually, Tony started to laugh again."I'm kidding, dude! I'll kill you myself. BACK TO MY BEER!"
6:15 pm…
A gigantic drill went through the floor. The Mole Man burst in, flanked by his creepy minions. "I demand that you let me join your party!" The Hulk kicked him back down the hole, nearly sending him to the Earth's core.
7:10 pm…
Green lasers disintegrated part of the roof, while Ultron lowered himself in. "Greetings, flesh puppets. I am Ultron, future destroyer of humanity. While I despite you, I do have to admit that you are good at entertainment. My sensors indicate that a party is going on. Let us boogie down before I reign terror upon you and all of your loved ones!"
THE END