Organization XIII Chaos
Howzit going guys, I quite enjoyed writing the first chapter it hurt afterwards from all the laughing.
Like last time all kinds of reviews are welcome, except flaming please
Disclaimer: I don't Own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Star Wars, Harry Potter Or the coca cola company all I own or every other time including the VW Beetle
Chapter 2: The Hectic Car Ride
"Get of my GODDAM LEG!"
"Why should I?"
"BECAUSE ITS NOT MY LEG" Saїx screamed
"YAY!" Marluxia yelled with joy
"Okay everyone shut up I'm trying to listen to the radio!" Xemnas said
Radio: Now on 476.34 we have the cross-dressin-
Xigbar turned off the radio and glared at Xemnas
Suddenly Xion heard sirens, "Everyone! Police!" And sure enough they got pulled over. Xemnas unrolled his window with difficulty while the policeman named Han Solo walked over. "You realise you are 48 km under the speed limit?" Solo said. "Errr...noo I was too busy listening to the cross-dressin- I mean...triple M..." Xemnas stuttered while chewing his nobody fingernails.
"Please step out of the vehicle," Han said. Xemnas opened the door and they came piling out and crashed on the ground. "Okay now we also realise you had more people than the limit, 10 more actually!" "Wait," Roxas said, "But didn't we have 14?" Everyone looked around.
The other policemen, a hairy hippie named Chewbacca heard noises behind the car and signaled for Han to follow him. "USE THE FORCE YOU MUST USE THE FORCE!" Han Solo's Eyes widened so much they risked fall out of their sockets.
Xion walked around the corner and she saw something that she would never forget; Marluxia was licking the Jedi Master Yoda's hair and moaning.
Now Xion knew what sex was, Vexen gave an in-depth explanation, being a scientist he knew all that kinds of stuff. Number XIV fainted and was caught by Roxas; Meanwhile Yoda was arrested for rape. "ITS NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT!" screamed Marluxia.
"Okay everyone we need to split up this one car business is a bit...gay so um Marluxia, Axel, Zexion and Vexen you go in Car 1," Xemnas Said," Saїx and myself can go in another, Roxas and Xion in another and Xigbar, Xaldin, Lexaeus, Demyx, Luxord and Larxene in the final car, I hope this suites everybody because it suites me heh I can practice with Saїx and when I say practice I mean cross-dress- I mean...Mario...Kart..."
"Why, in the name of Kingdom Hearts is there so many nobodies in the last car?" Xaldin asked
"Because I said so, and because I want to practice my cross-dressin-err...bocce yeah bocce..." Xemnas stuttered once again. "Okay then..."
Meanwhile as the others departed, Larxene snuck in the back of the VW.
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In I and VII Car
"So Saїx...err can we pull over for something," Xemnas asked. "Sure" replied The Luna Diviner. Then slowly The Superior of the in-between pulled out something that made Larxene gag. "This is so going on Mooglebook," Larxene said while pulling out her camera
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In XII, VIII, VI and IV's car
As Axel was driving the car he looked into the back seat to see Zexion reading a book, The Chocobo's Dirty Secret and Marluxia licking Vexen in strange Places. "Bergh, no wonder Marluxia was found by Xigbar...I always wondered how he got that eye patch..." Axel thought with disgust.
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In XIII and XIV's Car
"So err...um, Xion what do you want to do when we get to the beach?" Roxas asked trying to concentrate on the road instead of looking at the Black-haired nobody sitting next to him. "Well, I've always wanted to make a sculpture out of sand like...A KEYBLADE yeah that would be cool..." Xion replied. Roxas looked over to her and studied her face, It was excitement and...Lust was written on her face. "Um, Xion do you want to go out with me?" Roxas asked bravely getting ready to be thwacked with her keyblade. "YES you don't know how long I've been waiting for you to say that!" Xion said while shaking Roxas Back and forth. Roxas flinched at her touch and moved closer for the remaining hour of the car trip...this will be interesting.
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So everybody as you saw in the last paragraph I've warped the story to a love story W00t go Roxion best couple EVA!
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