Portal to Another World
Me: Thank you for reviewing…..reviewers…!!! Oh, and staryu101, if you're reading this, hurry and send your human character's info! I'll make sure you're in the third chapter! Sorry.
Heather: I better not suffer in this chapter!
Me: Uhh…on with the story! Enjoy!
Me: By the way, Italics are thoughts.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except this laptop, this idea, and this imagination.
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Still in a dog pile, they all had somehow squeezed through the portal.
Owen: (farts)
Geoff: Oh, dude! (covers his nose)
After the bright white light, they somehow landed in a forest.
Heather: Get off of me!
Courtney: Oww, my head!
Gwen: (twists the leg on Heather's voodoo)
Heather: Ouch! My leg!
After 10 minutes of yelling, kicking, shoving, pushing, pulling….the list goes on, they got off each other and stood up in the maze of identical trees.
Cody: Where are we?
Trent: Whoa…Why in the world do I have an extra finger? (looks at his 5 fingered hand)
Lindsay: (groans holding a huge bump on her head)
D.J: (cuddles Bunny)
Noah: Okay. I am out of here where I can read in peace.
Bridgette: No, we have to stick together!
D.J: Hey guys. I think Bunny's on to something.
Bunny jumped from D.J.'s arms and hopped to a clearing in the woods.
The 22 campers followed it.
Katie: Oh my gosh Sadie look! (points to a regular sidewalk)
Sadie: Eeeeeeeeeee! We found civilization.
Katie & Sadie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Noah: Eeeee. Now would you be quiet?
(After 2 hours of walking)
Ezekiel: I think I see a bus stop, eh? (points to a green three sided building)
Heather: Well, I'm going to sit! (limping with a cast on her arm and her other hand on her leg)
Gwen: Not if I can help it. (waves the voodoo in Heather's face)
Trent: I wonder how I could play guitar with an extra finger.
Eva: I need my music.
Beth: Everything looks 3-D here.
Escope: Escope loves pretty buttons!
Owen: I still have to go (fart)
Cody: There's a bus coming!
A green city bus was slowly coming to a stop. The door opened with a loud creak and everyone dashed inside, tired from walking. And Heather, tired from the pain.
Geoff: Hey, dude. Where are we?
The bus driver: You mean the state? Or city?
Geoff: What? I thought we were in Canada.
The bus driver: Were you in a coma or something? We're in California.
Bridgette: Is there a beach near?
The bus driver: Yes, do you want to go to the Marina State Beach?
Bridgette: We could find some help there right guys?
Everyone: Yeah. Sure. Okay.
Bridgette: (turns to the bus driver) Yes.
They sit for a while and the bus screeches to a stop.
The bus driver: We're here.
The contestants scramble out with Heather at the end.
The bus driver: What the?! What happened to your arm and leg?
Heather: Voodoo doll. What do you think?
And she steps off.
Bridgette: Wow. Let's go!
They walk to the surf shop.
Owen: Do you know where the washrooms are?
The worker: Uh, around the back. (points to the sign)
Owen: Oh! Thank you! (runs to the door and immediately, they hear loud farts)
The worker: Well, anyways, can I help you?
Gwen: Yes. The bus driver said that we were in California?
The worker: That's right.
Noah: How do we get to Muskoka, Ontario? (in his monotone voice)
The worker: The airport is not far from here.
Bridgette: Can I rent a surfboard?
The worker: Sure.
The worker walks to a back door and comes out with a giant blue surfboard.
Bridgette: Thank you.
The worker: You're welcome. You know you look a lot like the character in Total Drama Island.
Bridgette: Yes, I was in it.
The worker: Isn't it a cartoon?
Bridgette: What?
The worker: Never mind. Have fun though!
Bridgette: Okay then!
The 22 contestants walk to the beach.
Heather: That person was even weirder than Goth gir-(stopped by Gwen who stuck out the doll)
Gwen: Are you forgetting something?
Heather: (looks at her arm and leg) Never mind.
Gwen: I love this thing.
LeShawna: (whispers something in Gwen's ear while walking)
Gwen: (smirks) Good idea.
Heather: I don't like that look…
Bridgette: I'm gonna go ahead and catch some waves! (takes off her jacket to reveal her blue swimsuit)
Noah: Okay. How did she do that?
Bridgette: I was planning to go after Geoff's party.
Geoff: I TOTALLY forgot!
The two runs to the shore.
Gwen: Hey, LeShawna and I are going to get something to drink.
Trent: I'll go with you.
The three goes to a shop nearby and orders apple juice.
Trent: Why are you buying apple juice?
Gwen: Well, we wanted to try an experiment. (smiles evilly still with the doll in her hands)
(With the others)
Heather: I'm going to go sun tanning. Anyone care to join me?
(Crickets chirp)
Escope: (looks at a cricket) Ooh, a cricket! One time, my grandpa and I were at this forest and we caught a cricket. He roasted it by the fire and we ate them for dinner. It was so crispy with a gooey center and-(cut off by Cody)
Cody: We don't need to hear that Izzy.
Escope: AHEM.
Cody: I mean Escope.
Escope: Okay!
Then, Owen runs to the group when a 5 year old girl next to Owen skips ahead of him.
Owen: Whew. What did I miss?
Noah: (back with his nose buried in his book) Bridgette and Geoff went to the water, Gwen, LeShawna, and Trent are getting something to drink, and Heather is tanning.
Owen: I think I'll get some pizza! (heads to the shop where LeShawna, Trent, and Gwen is)
(With Trent, Gwen, and LeShawna)
They purchased apple juice with a confused Trent.
Trent: Why did you buy apple juice?
But soon enough, his question had been answered.
Gwen poured the apple juice all over the front side of the voodoo doll's teeny shorts.
LeShawna and Gwen: (snickers and looks over at Heather lying down on a blanket)
Trent: Ah, good plan!
(With Heather)
Finally, I got away from those losers. Ooh, cute boy alert.
Random surfer: Hey.
Heather: Hi.
Random surfer: So, do you-OMG!!! (looks at Heather's pants)
Heather: What?
Random surfer: (walks away awkwardly with his surf board)
Heather: What's his problem (she looks at her shorts and her eyes widen)
Heather: Oh, it's on now!
She covers her front side with the blanket and walks to the bathroom.
(Back with Gwen, LeShawna, and Trent)
They see Heather running to the bathroom.
LeShawna: Looks like Karma's back in town.
Unexpectingly, Owen pops out of nowhere.
Owen: Who's Karma?
LeShawna: It's…never mind. (glances at Owen who is at a booth vaccuming hot dogs with a crowd behind him chanting)
Gwen: So do you think it worked?
LeShawna: By the look on her face, what do you think girl?
Gwen: Either it worked or she got a bad case of acne.
Trent: Possibly both.
LeShawna: Where did you find this? Maybe we can do worse things to Chris.
Gwen: I found it in some kind of box.
Trent: Speaking of Chris, do you think he knows what had happened?
LeShawna and Gwen: (shrugs)
(With Chris and Chef)
Oh, no. I'll be sued for sure now.
Chris: Hey Chef! What just happened?!
Chef: DO YOU THINK I KNOW SOLDIER? YOU SAW IT! CRAZY PSYCHO PUSHED THE BUTTON AND THEY ALL GOT SUCKED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!
Chris: Well, you don't have to yell!
Chris: Can you track them down?
Chef: DO I LOOK LIKE A GEEK? ARE YOU CALLING ME A GEEK SOLDIER?
Chris: No, just checking. But how are we suppose to get them all for season 3?
Chef: WOULD YOU STOP ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS?!
Chris: Fine, fine.
(Back with the ex-campers)
Harold: So how do we get back to where we were before?
Duncan: I don't know, maybe I can fling you with one of your undies.
Harold: Idiots.
Courtney: Duncan, stop it.
Duncan: What, I like making fun of him. You should try it too.
Courtney: Ugh, you're so not my type.
Duncan: Oh then what am I?
Courtney: You…you…you(she grabs his face and starts making out with him)
Eva: Would you stop sucking faces and follow the group.
Duncan: (his Mohawk messed up) You can go ahead.
The group starts to leave heading for Owen on the ground with a table flipped behind him.
Owen: Hey guys. You should have seen the hot dogs here.
Then, they see Heather walking out of the girl's bathroom with a green and blue towel wrapped around her waist.
Me: Okay so I'll leave it there. Hurry and send the info staryu101!!! I really want to get to chapter 3.
Me: I hope you enjoyed-
Heather: I certainly didn't. You're even worse than Chris.
Me: Why, thank you Heather. So I hope you enjoyed and I'll have the next chapter out…who knows?
Ezekiel: Review, eh.
-Kayla-