Ganondorf is sitting there staring at me, his nose, wrinkly and with a giant ass wart on it, walks around and looks at me as I go to stand up, he grunts loudly with ferocity and I jump back looking for an exit, to my surprise there isn't one. He then stands firm and he extends his hand for a handshake. I was oddly confused but as a man obliged to take his hand in a form of peace. "I am Ganondorf and welcome to my humble abode of a castle, tell me boy what is your name?" "My name is Blake, and why haven't you killed me yet, you had the opportunity to do so very easily, because I am very small." I said. "Blake" says Ganondorf, "I kept you alive so you can do me a favor for sparing my life. I already have a piece in the Triforce with Zelda captive, I have my own, are you catching my drift?" I replied "I'm guessing the one with the third one is going to save Zelda, and he is on his way to the castle to play hero and rescue her?" "Exactly" goes Ganondorf. "He is a Hylian, basically he has pointy ears, and wears a green tunic; his name is Link". I pondered for no more than a millisecond and shrugged my shoulders and went "Sure, as long as it doesn't get me killed". "It wont, here take my sword, and you wont need a shield or armor, trust me". Ganondorf chuckled after his disheartening statement. I thought about it and whispered to myself "I get to kill Link… cool!"

Now after playing this game so many times I know that green tunic wearing, elf eared Hylian is going to be riding that damn horse Epona like he's friggen, Mel Gibson as Brave heart, but I digress, I waited for only a few minutes and there he rode in with that horse. He had sent her away to go back to the farm, while I stood there and was praying he spoke English so I could trash talk his ass. "Hey you pointy eared freak! I have strict orders from Ganondorf himself to kill you right here and now." Link just stood there, and brandished his Master Sword and his Hylian shield and said "Bring it; I will save Zelda from the likes of you and Ganondorf."

I brandished my sword that Ganondorf had given me, it was heavy and oddly shaped, but something very odd for when I brandished it, I was able to do so with one hand like it have radically changed its metallic structure on the inside and such. I didn't think on it because Link had started to charge me with all his might with the two of us matching each other, blow for blow, strike for strike, until he caught me on my blindside with his shield. "Damnit Ganondorf, you retard why didn't you give me a shield"? I thought to myself as I kept warding off Link. The battle had raged on for hours and hours until I caught on to his pattern that he kept striking in. "Left… Right… Lateral"

I dodged to the right, the left then I jumped back and swung my sword as he was near my midsection area and I spiked his sword in the air, I threw mine up as a distraction. I ran up, punched him in the face, kneed him in the stomach, then a quick blow to the back of the head, and used him as a springboard to jump up and grab his sword since it was closer to the ground, and my short arms reach, and I basically played vampire killer by stabbing him through his heart into the ground, and at the same time jump back on, back up, and slice Ganondorf's sword through his body.

"I Killed Link!!!" I screamed that at the top of my lungs; however that screaming would turn into a gasp. Link had turned into a trophy, and of course not just any trophy, it was a Smash trophy. I had gone from the world of the living to a really warped and intertwined version of Super Smash Bros. Link's sword then suddenly re-appeared in my hand in place of Ganondorf's and as well as the Hylian shield in my bare hand. "Its time for some fun, time for me to collect some trophies and be the greedy son of a bitch that I really am" I said with a hysterical grin as I looked towards the castle. "I think I just found my first target… say good night Ganondorf…"…