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Chapter 2: Suspension
It was before the sun had risen when Lyti and Ferc were at the latrines. They had gone to the bathroom's water supply and replaced it with several tons of sticky sauce they had stolen from the cafeteria. They made sure the place was still clean to make it appear that they had done their job. When they were done rigging the water supply, they returned to their quarters and went to bed.
The Major got up just a half an hour later to wake up the rest of the squad. "Wake up everyone it's time to go to the showers, LET'S GO!" he shouted. Everyone got out of their pajamas and went straight to the showers. When they turned the faucets on, they were surprised of what came out.
Sticky sauce spilled all over the place, covering the Sangheili in adhesive syrup in three seconds flat. Some immediately ran over the towel rack to try and get it off, but that only worsened the problem as the towel stuck to their skin! The Major grimaced at what he saw and thought of who could have done this. What the?! Who is responsible of this?! The last people I remember sending to the latrines were... oh hell no...
Meanwhile, Lyti and Ferc were in their quarters playing Castle Crashers on their scavenged Xbox 360 when the calamity happened. "Shit, I died again. Come one, hurry up and heal me!" Ferc argued "Hold on, let me just finish off the rest these guys first." Lyti replied. "How come your orange knight's fire magic does more damage than my green knight's?" "That is because I have a higher magic skill. You have just been spending all of your experience points on strength." "Hey, what good is fighting if you cannot go into close combat?" Just then, the intercom came on. It was the Major's voice. "Lyti and Ferc 'Mantakr, please report to my office…NOW!!!"
Lyti and Ferc entered the room to see the back of the Major's chair. "Sit down gentlemen." He said. "Do you two know why I asked you to be here?" "No, I don't think so." Ferc replied. The Major violently turned his chair around and slammed his fist down on the table, slightly denting it. "Damn it guys! Why did you guys do that?!" he demanded. "Do what?" Lyti asked. "YOU…." The Major restrained himself from getting too carried away. "You idiots know what you have done?! Now my men cannot even get into their uniforms due to all of the stickiness. I have had to send Unggoy in to clean the mess. Some are so sticky that they have had to use corrosive chemicals just to get the damn stuff off!" "I'm sure those burns could heal in no time" Ferc replied. "No, this time you two have gone too far. You guys leave me no choice but to suspend both of you of your military service until further notice. I have already called a phantom to pick you guys up." "You can't do this! This is so unfair!" Lyti protested. "I am going to give you two ten seconds to get out of my office." The Major said as he rose from his chair. "I find this decision preposterous and arbitrary!" Ferc argued. "One…two..." "Oh shit!" Lyti yelled as they ran out of the room. The Major sat back down in his chair rubbing his mandibles, pondering over what Lyti has just said. Shit? What is that?