Sorry I haven't updated in such a long time, but now it's here and enjoy.
Standard disclaimer applies.
Last time:
"Welcome Yondaime-sama." They all greeted the older one.
"Welcome Kakashi-kun. This is KEPS. Now let the meeting begin." Yondaime said.
"KEPS?" Kakashi wondered as they sat down in a circle on the floor.
"Welcome youngster, this is the Konoha Expert Peeping Squad." The perverted frog hermit told the silver haired thirteen years old while smirking.
"P-p-peeping?" Iruka stuttered, obviously he too was new here.
"Ehrm, Kakashi-kun…" the Yondaime Hokage began and turned to the youngster at his side continuing:
"This is a branch of torture and interrogation, the Konoha Expert Prosecuting Squad. But at night we are ordinary people with a certain interest in the female body."
"Oh." Kakashi, Obito and Iruka nodded as Genma smirked and the stone faced Ibiki didn't show any emotion, he was only there because he wanted the torture and interrogating part.
"I should have known…" Sarutobi Asuma sighed and shook his head.
Kakashi looked around, trying to figure out why everyone was so depressed.
"Is there something wrong? Should we leave?" Obito was the one seeking approval; he was always trying to get acknowledged by everyone around him. That had a simple reason, he had made chuunin without his family bloodline limit, the Sharingan, but now Kakashi was entering the jounin exams in a couple of months. Obito wanted nothing more than entering the exams with his best friend/rival.
"No Obito-san, you shouldn't leave. We do have a lot of new faces here tonight." Sandaime said looking around.
"Now on with the rules. Rule number one: KEPS is a secret branch of T&I and it's a well kept secret from all of Konoha's shinobis. Just the few people outsie ot this room knows about it. And no women knows, with the exeption of Tsunade-hime." Jiraya told the others and the two Hokages nodded approvingly.
"Rule number two; no, and I mean NO one with a bowlcut and green leotard are welcome in this room during meetings!" Yondaime shrugged, just thinking about Maito Gai gave him the creeps. (A/N; in early manga/anime Kakashi is 26 and Gai 30)
"So Yondaime, why should we accept Obito in KEPS?" Jiraya said.
"Because Obito needs to work with his Sharingan, as well as trigger it." Yondaime Hokagen explained, Sandaime and Jiraya nodded.
"Why should we accept Kakashi in KEPS?" Sandaime wondered.
"Because he is walking in his sensei's footsteps." Yondaime smirked.
"And what do you mean by that?" Sandaime snickered.
"Sandaime was 13, Jiraya was 13 and I was 12…" the blonde explained.
"Aaaah" the tow men nodded.
"What are you talking about?" Asuma wondered.
"Kakashi's… way with women." Sandaime explained to his son.
"Oh! Mr-I-lost-mine-when-I-was-eleven?" Asuma nodded.
Sandaime, Yondaime and Jiraya looked at each other then at Kakashi.
"Is this true?" Jiraya asked the silver haired youngster.
"Yes." Kakashi answered with his eyes glued at a spot on the floor.
"They're in." both the older men nodded.
"And the others are already accepted." They nodded at each other and smirked.
"And now on to business, I've been thinking about writing a book. Actually I have done a draft of it. Should I read a chapter or two?" Jiraya wondered.
"Why not." Hiashi yawned and Hizashi nodded, both bored out of their mind
"Junko walked down to the local bar…." Jiraya began reading and the mood perked up as they realized that this was no ordinary romance novel and it was very detailed indeed.
Umino Iruka blushed fiercely as the white haired man read about clothes thrown away in bliss and hands roaming bodies. Genma smirked and chewed on the senbon he had in his mouth. Asuma giggled and Kakashi was totally interested in this book, very good writing.
"Did you enjoy?" Jiraya asked as he finished the first chapter and the men nodded while the youngsters blushed and nodded, although Kakashi had his mask covering half of his face you could still notice the blushing on his cheeks.
"Very good my student." Sandaime nodded.
"I agree sensei." Yondaime smirked.
"No words." Hiashi said and Hizashi nodded.
"Approved." Ibiki said and the corners of his mouth jerked up a bit.
"Stunned." Genma smirked and chewed some more on the senbon.
"Interesting." Asuma agrees and smiled.
"Very detailed." Iruka added quietly.
"Excellent." Kakashi approved.
"Eh, does it have any plot?" Obito wondered.
The whole room burst out laughing and tears falling down blushing cheeks, men holding their stomachs for aches.
"What?" he wondered and the others were still laughing clutching their stomachs, and not being able to breathe properly.
"What's so funny?" he wondered again.
"The plot is the sex, my young student." Yondaime explained as he dried his eyes from the tears.
"ooh." Obito nodded and blushed.
So what do y'all think? Short I know, Bet you never would have guessed what Keps stands for (Konoha's Expert Peeping Squad)