Again: I do not own Anything! EXCEPT THE MAIN PLOT! Also, if you guys haven't notice...there's a lot of O.O.C. in everyone Character...I beilive.

Now I would love to thank:

KilataraMutt: for the comment and I appreacite it. And If you think of any ideas sweetie tell me!

And that goes for all of you! Think of any ideas...and I'll be happy to share the credit with you! Don't hesitate..Love ya (in a good way) and I hope you like this one...

In this one there's a little bit of a friendship in here... CAN YOU GUESS WHO WILL GET ALONG...MAYBE...BUT KEEP ON READING AND FIND OUT...OOOOOOO THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME...

In fact -pionts wand to myself- Love ya!!!

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

-is dead-

J.K. J.K. J.K...hmmmmm...has anybody else notice that, "J.K." it's the SAME Initials as J.K. Rowlings! FUNNY, BUT COOL!!!!!!!!!! Now I see I'm about to blabber...so enjoy the show!!!...but in this case, it's a STORY...but mostly it's a script...but a STORY...non-the-less

Audiance: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Me: hmm...tough crowd...LOVE YA..

AND BEGIN THE STORY!!!!!

Recap:

Hermione: -having a puzzling look at her enemies and two best friends- "WHAT," -said in a soft tone…but easy for them to hear it.-

Hermione: Well? Why are you guys all staring at me? –eyes widen- WAIT! Harry are we under attack!?!

Harry: Oh no, no, no –shakes head vigorously- we're not under attack.

Hermione: -sighs in relief- phew….So then why are you guys are all here…looking -looks around- looking like we are about to kill each other.

Harry: -can't really say the reason he's there- well…I…um...we …-waves right index finger in the air in a full 360 degrees at points to everyone- we wre… umm….thinking—

Hermione: -with a confused look and a slightly titled head- Harry…I don't understand what you're saying. –looks at her other friend, Ron- Do you know Ron?

Ron: -turns bright red like his hair- ………….

Hermione: Ron? –deeps sigh and starts to get paranoid- Okay apparently my two best friends –points to them- can't even talk strait right now –mumbles- whichsomehowiI'mnotsurprised…soooo –shakes head- anybody care to enlighten me? Anyone?

Voldermort: My dear...

Hermione: –snaps her head to face the Dark Lord, eyes are now widen in fear and curiosity-

Voldermort: I was –puts hands on his chest- here because I wanted to talk to you. We never met before so how about now –with an evil grin-

Hermione: umm….can I back to you on that? –smiles-

Voldermort: of course my Gryffindor Princesssss –thinking- got you.

Harry and Ron: -wide eyes that the Dark Lord is NOT killing their best friend-

Hermione: Sirius? -bewildered from looking at Sirius-

Sirius: -Sirius looks up at Hermione-

Hermione: Why are you dressed sooo…-starts to snap her fingers, and is stumped on finding the right word- umm…soo….-stops snapping her fingers- actually handsome for once.

Sirius: -gapping at her comment-

Remus: -put hand over his mouth to hide the grin and chuckling a little bit-

Severus: -tightens mouth to stop the smirk, but to no prevail-

Draco: -cough- Diss -cough-

Harry and Ron: -snickers-

Lucius: -is laughing- I am going to agree with you Miss Granger

Hermone: -looks at Lucius. He, for the first, time actually agreed with her-

Lucius: -turns to Sirius- I am curious Sirius as well…is to why are you dressed so…neat.

Sirius: -throws death glares to Lucius- it's none of your damn business –he snapped at Lucius-

Lucius: Well…if I remember correctly you mostly wore "handsome" clothing back in our younger years at Hogwarts whenever you were desperate and you would get—AHH! Sirius you dog! –starts to laugh at Sirius-

Hermione: -leans over to Ron who again begins to turn red and whisper in his ear- do you know what they're talking about? -understands what they are talking about...but is just trying to think of another reason-

Voldermort: -snickers-

Remus: Sirius…I thought you were over that old habit on that.

Severus: -is very amused- Apparently old habits never die quickly.

Ron: -being confused in this male talk- What??

Harry: -elbows Ron-

Ron: oww! -whispers- what was that for?

Harry: -rolls eyes and thinking- is he really that dumb? Honestly Ron, are you that much of an idiot.

Ron: well…YES!! –has a proudly face that he ain't that smart-

Harry: -leans in and whispers in his ear- They are talking about Severus not having…you know.

Ron: -has a disgusting look (a/n: think of it when he had slugs in his mouth in his second year)- GROSS!!!!

Harry: -again rolls his eyes and thinking- Even Hedwig is smarter than THIS! And she's a bloody BIRD!

As Harry was thinking of reasons why he was friends with Ron and Ron still having that disgusting look on his face, the older men where now bickering at each other.

Voldermort: I can't believe you, Lucius, Severus, and Draco! I certainly do not remember telling you men and boy to go chase down the Gryffindor Princess. –is fuming-

Lucius, Severus, and Draco: -put heads down in shame-

Draco: If I may ask lord...

Voldermort: -shags head to Draco- yesss...

Draco: What are you doing here?

Voldermort: -is silent for a few seconds, but has a expressionless look- That is beside the point

Now the three death eaters were now curious on why their Dark Lord was here.

There was a few seconds of silence. The only thing that could be heard was everyone's breathing and some noise from the back of them that were in the distance.

Hermione: so….

All of the guys: -look at her-

Hermione: we already know why Sirius here –points to Sirius-

Sirius: -so whishing he was invisible right now-

Hermione: which by the way….EWWWWWW!! Honestly your Harry's godfather. And…. –starts rambling-

All the guys, except Sirius: -snickering from Hermione's lecture to Sirius:

Hermione: and you guys –waves hand at the other boys, Harry and Ron-

Ron and Harry: -holds breath-

Hermione: I want answers and I want it NOW!!!!!

Nobody moved. All the guys were waiting for the other to say their excuse not wanting their own planes to get foiled.

Hermione: -sighs- well, when you do think of something, which I'm sure you will, please tell me. Otherwise get yourself laid –phrase was mostly to Sirius-

Sirius: -stunned to know what Hermione knew what the guys were talking about earlier-

Hermione: get a girlfriend -directed the phrase to Ron because of seeing the blushes from the boy-

Ron: -puts a sad face on, but hides it when he puts his head down-

Hermione: or get out my way.

All the boys: -sigh-

Hermione: -feels a little bit sympathy for them- listen, I don't want this our to ruin our…relationship, if you want to put that way…but if you can't tell me what it is you're trying to do, then go bug someone else. –starts to walk away from the men-

Ron: WAIT, Hermione!! You can't just leave us can you? I mean—I think I deserve you! It's not fair –starts jumping up and down like a 4 year old boy who didn't get what he wanted-

Hermione: -eyes move fallow Ron's movement, up and down- you think I deserve YOU. Please –sneers- I don't think I do, by the way your acting, you seem to be acting like Lord Voldermort as if he was a little kid at Christmas that didn't get a huge killing animal for him to play with.

Lucius, Draco and Severus: -thinking- interesting she isn't afraid to say our Dark Lord's name...hmmm

Voldermort: Hey!

Hermione: -looks at him- what?

Voldermort: my name, -hands on hips- it's supposed to strike the fear the hearts of sailors everywhere!

Everyone: -thinking- so he does watches TV!

Hermione: okay somebody has been watching way too much TV!

Voldermort: -ignoring her last comment while crosses arms over his chest- oh and by the way…

Hermione: -softly- what?

Voldermort: I…don't celebrate Christmas…I'm Jewish… -a little bit awkward of saying it-

Hermione: Oooo…oops…sorry. Forgive me? –with a smile-

Voldermort: -shrugs- I guess. Just next time remember it's Hanukah.

Hermione: -nods and whispers, but he can easily hear it- I'll remember it next time. –smiles-

Remus: Hermione! –eyebrow is up-

Hermione: -is a little bit paranoid with yelling her name- what….-drawled out-

Sirius: Do…you…

Harry: have…any…

Ron: idea…

Remus: on…who…

Severus: you…were…

Draco: talking…

Lucius: to.

All the guys, except Voldermort: WELL!!!!

Hermione: -looks over at Voldermort- …yes

All the guys, except Voldermort: -faints- THUD! –falls flat on their backs-

Voldermort: well...that's...sad...I'm ashamed to call them my Death eaters

Hermione: -shakes head at the boys that have fallen. and whispers to herself- Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Voldermort: -heard her comment and chuckles- right you are my dear

Hermione: -looks at him then motions Voldermort to come over to her-

Voldermort: -comes over to Hermione-

Hermione: -stands on tipy-toes-

Voldermort: -bends down a little bit to Hermione-

Hermione: -whispers in his ear (a/n: if he has one…not sure on that part, but we'll pretend he has one) and in a warm voice- is it just me…or do they seem…I don't know a little bit childish.

Voldermort: -nods and whispers in her ear- a little bit…I'm ssshock to sssee my faithful death eatersss actually fainting over something like this.

Hermione: -giggles from the hissing in her ear from Voldermort- a little bit. Should we go wake them up…

Voldermort: I suppose -a little bit dissapointed, but doesn't show it-

Hermione: -looks over to the guys that have fallen- although…they're kinda cute like that…

Voldermort: -growls and a little bit jealous- we're getting them up.

Voldermort and Hermione: -walks over to the guys-

Hermoine: -grins evilly-

Voldermort: why do you have a grin like that. -is a little bit afraid of what she's a up to, a little bit.-

Hermione: -whispers- you might want step back a little bit.

Voldermort: -curious to what Hermione is up to- why?

Hermione: -still has the smile on her face- I'd tell…but then I would have to kill you.

Voldermort: -chuckles- you know you couldn't…

Hermione: I know…but worth a shot

Voldermort: still you would have done well in Slytherin I see.

Hermione: -sneers- I doubt it. Would you mind stepping back a little bit. -getting back to the subject-

Voldermort: alright…-steps back-

Hermione: thank you –smiles-

Voldermort: -nods-

Hermione: -snaps head to Voldermort- Oh! And before I forget….you might want to cover your ears –there that evil smile is there-

Voldermort: -cautiously puts hands over ears- Alright, but I don't see—

Before Voldermort knew it…his ears heart like hell.

Hermione:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All of the guys awoke and bolted up from the sudden shriek and covered their ears!

For Harry, this was probably the worse pain than having his scar burning and having The Cruciatus Curse on him. Probably the same for Severus, Draco, and Lucius, but all of the Three Unforgivable Curses combined, even if they haven't had The Killing Curse on them.

Ron looked up to see Hermione screaming her lungs out and couldn't take it anymore.

Ron: Blimey Hermione! We're up! We're up! We're Up!

The rest of the men, even Voldermort: YES PLEASE STOP SHREIKING!!! –all look at each other since they used the exact same words and at the same time. (a/n: wow!)

Hermione: -stops all of a sudden from the screech and breathes in deeply and then exhales- OH GOOD! You guys are up! –she says as if the screeching was never even in this event-

All the boys: -remove their hands away from their ears slowly…just incase she decided to holler again-

Luckily, Hermione didn't.

Draco: Damn Granger!

The men: -nods their head in agreement-

Hermione: well…now that you guys our up…and I HOPE that you guys will act a little bit more adult-ish than before.

All except Hermione: -nods-

Hermione: good! Now….what to do.

Remus: Hermione don't screech again like that…even my wolf senses couldn't take that!

Severus: -snickers-

Sirius: yeah don't do that again.

Hermione: hmmm…can't promise you that, but I'll only do it in emergencies.

Men: -growl-

Hermione: -quickly replies- but I'll try not to…-smug look-

Harry: I hope this isn't offensive to you 'Moine, but you sound like a chalk board getting scratched with very, very long nails. –shivers-

Hermione: yeah….BUT you have to admit that WAS pretty funny, right?

Lucius: Your scream was worse than hearing my sister-in-law's laughter (a/n: which is Bellatrix Lestrange if you guys didn't know that…but I'm pretty sure you would know. Why wouldn't you be reading this since this is on)

Draco: I'm with you on that, father.

Severus: same.

Rest: uh-huh…..

(A/N: Well…I hope that was good…I can't wait for a review! That's if I get a review, which I really hope I do! ...Anyways so Yeah.

Raise…your hand if your in Junior high or High SCHOOL and you can't wait until school starts?!?! I know I am…I go back on the 28th of August! YEAH HOMEWORK!! Hopefully I'll be able to keep up with it WHILE doing MY stories! If not…I'll try to update on my Saturday's and Sunday's!

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