Here's the whole nursery rhyme I defiled.
Danny be nimble
Danny be quick
Danny sucks Vlads' candlestick
I'm a pervert and Goldilocks is a whore. I know I made a big time jump between 'Here comes the Ghost' and this fic, but I have a surprise that'll more than make up for it my lovelings. Oh, if the child thing seems a little distant, it's because a) I've never held a baby, and b) I've only been around children 8 plus, never five or babies.
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"Vlad! Danny!" Tucker yelled and jogged out to meet them. "Long time no see."
"It's been too long," Danny said and hugged his best male friend.
"Damn, in four years you've barely aged a bit," Tucker smiled and held Danny at arms length to look at him.
"An up to being part ghost," Danny laughed and noticed how different Tucker looked, his face had become more masculine, he didn't have glasses anymore, and his hair was in short braids.
"Such an improvement to the hat," Vlad said and tugged on a braid making Tucker blush. "Now, where is the inquisitive Samantha?"
"Oh, Sam's taking care of the kids," Tucker shrugged and Dannys' jaw dropped. "Not hers or ours, her niece and nephew," he said quickly. "Come on."
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Jerry was three months while his sister, Jessica, was five.
"He's pretty," Jessica blushed when she saw Vlad walk into the living room.
"No where near as pretty as you sweetheart," Danny laughed and chuckled her under the chin.
"That is a preposterous accusation Daniel, no one is as pretty as me," Vlad scoffed making Jessica laugh. "Though, you do pose a close second," he said to Jessica who blushed and giggled.
"Jealous of little girls Vlad?" Danny teased.
"Never," Vlad purred and kissed Danny only to abruptly pull away when a loud 'EWWWW!' came from Jessica. "Forgive me fair lady, I did not mean to offend you," he said with an extravagant bow, "but I have to stake my claim before you steal him away from me with your unquestionable beauty."
Jessica just blushed and ran into the kitchen.
Moments later Sam came out, goth as ever.
"Hey guys!" She said and hugged them both. "Kissing in front of children, I might just have to give you both a shiners for that," she smirked and picked up a still blushing Jessica, placing a kiss on the little girls' soft brown curls.
"Where should I put these?" Jeremy asked holding Vlads' and Dannys' over night bags.
"We'll take them Jeremy," Vlad said and Jeremy handed over the bags. He pulled a couple hundreds out of his pocket and gave them to the driver who beamed and left.
A loud crying sound came from down the hall making Vlad cringe, it wasn't that he hated babies, it was just he didn't know how to handle them.
Tucker joined them with Jerry, the screeching mass of blond haired baby. "Vlad, here you hold him," he said and placed the baby in Vlads' arms.
The longhaired man just stood there and stared in horror at the baby. He held it at arms length. "Someone take it before I drop it," he growled and Danny quickly scooped Jerry, who had stopped crying as soon as Vlad had touched him, into his arms.
Danny cradled the baby to his chest. A warm, soft look slipped into his eyes and he smiled gently. It felt good to hold a baby, and secretly, deep inside him, he wished he could have a child of his and Vlads' very own.
Vlad watched in interest as Danny rocked Jerry back to sleep. He noticed how content Danny looked with the baby in his arms. Only he saw the flash of envy in his husbands' eyes that quickly disappeared.
"Here, give me Jerry. Tucker show them to their room," Sam said and Danny reluctantly handed over the baby.
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Danny, Sam, and Tucker talked for hours before finally calling it a night.
He was trying to go to sleep when Vlads' hand slithered under the blankets and wrapped around his flaccid member. But as soon as it was there it jerked away. "Why…?"
"Someone very small in behind the door," Vlad whispered. He got out of bed and slipped on a pair of black silk night pants and tossed Danny a pair of midnight blue as well. Once Danny was clothed he (Vlad) opened the door to reveal Jessica.
"I'm scared," she said quietly, only then did the two males notice the sound of heavy rainfall pounding on their window.
Vlad sighed; he scooped Jessica up and dumped her on the bed. He slid in behind Danny while she curled up in front of his husband under the covers. 'It would have been easier to kill the cat,' he thought to himself and fell into a light sleep.
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I'm so pale, it's cool looking, but anyway, did you enjoy the chapter?