The setting is Black.
Shadow is at home in Westopolis.
He is sittting quietly around his desk.
A dim light shines on it.
Shadow is reading a mysterious sheet of paper.
Shadow: The C-cat innnn the ha-hat...Damn! Why didn't Maria teach me to read? Why didn't the profesor create me with that skill? Why? Why? Why?
Just then while Shadow was questioning things as usual he got an idea.
An idea that would help him on his..um..."research."
Shadow: Do I still have those photos?
And in the Dark Shadow looks through his pantry...
And then he looks in the cabinet in his pantry...
Then he looks in the drawers in his cabinet...
Then the computer in his cabinet...
...the files on his computer...
And BAM!!!!
Shadow finally finds the photos and in the dark too.
He prints them out and then takes them to his room.
It is Dark.
He masturbates.
Shadow: Yea, Rouge yea baby!
Rouge: Excuse me?
Shadow (continues): huh? whose there? Show yourself!
Rouge (turns on the light): Me. I was sitting here all this time.
Shadow (continues to...um...you know): Even while I was reading.
Rouge: You mean trying to read? And yes!
Shadow (Stops): Well this is embarassing.
Rouge (sacasticly): Oh, the chagrin.
Shadow: Well, you did say "take a picture; it'll last longer."
Rouge (agitated): Well, that's not what I meant-
Shadow (Jumps up): Wait a second...How did you get in here?
Rouge: Normally I would say "I'm Rouge the Bat, Ace Tresure Hunter and secret agent" but you let me in.
Shadow: Oh... But wait... what were you doing in the Dark all this time?
Rouge: You mean besides wondering why you were ignoring me and why dark was always capitalized and when you'll start remembering that I told you I had something important to tell you?
Shadow: You ask more questions than I do.
Rouge: I do not-
Shadow: Luckily for you I have answers. One, I think I'll skip that for now. Two, Dark represents me therefore it must be capitalized.
Rouge jokingly yawns.
Shadow (in a lecture voice): I think DARK should be bold and underlined as well. Three...
Rouge really starts to yawn.
Shadow: ...I'll rememberrrrrrrrrr now. And back to number one, honey, I am not ignoring you.
Rouge (Gasps and covers her breasts): You little creep.
Rouge flies over to Shadow and uses Amy's mallet (that she stole) to slam Shadow's head in his neck.
She then pulls his head out so she can slap his face.
Rouge (hides hammer behind herself): Seriously, I have something important to tell to Shadow. So please read the next chapter. Oh,and please review as well.