chapter 2; Justin Bieber

a/n; yolo

"attention class, meet your new student...JUSTIN BIEBER."

"HI GUYS!" Justin beper said in a gay accent.

everyone laughed and threw paper and spitballs at him.

"STOP IT" jinny weezly said. she liked him.

"AH-HA!" snape said and pulled on his hair "your all too loud. go to your studying or i'll stick my wand in a palce you won't like it being in ok?"

everyone was quiet. except for beiber. he didn;t know what was going on. he started to cry.

hairy smakced bieber on the back of the head.

"Shut up... bitch." harry said.

everyone laughed and cheered and snape too!

"i'm goinnna go out for a smoke, don't any of you little shits start trouble or i'll kill you." snape grabbged a pack of ciggerettes and weed adn went outside and closed the door.

everyone started doing potion shit. Justi n bieber came up to harry.

"you motehrfucker... no one touches my fucking hair". beeber said. he fflipped harry's desk over and started punching him. they started rolling around on teh floor and the class cheered.

"GET HIM HARRY! YEAH YYEAH YO" ronny said.

the boys rolled around more and bieber pulled on harry's hair.

"hey harry...i got your hair...bitch!" bieber said as he slappeed harry's head around like a sock.

"hairy harry!" bieber said. then he screamed in harry's ears as high as he could.

"AUGH" harry said. beieber's voice was so high pitched it was too much.

harry punched bieber in the pants but it didn't hurt him because he had no balls or even a penis.

"HA" beieber said. he picked up harry and dropped him and picked him up again and put him on a table and started jumping on his stomach.

"say your sorry you motherfucker. ... no one touches my fucking hair". bieber said as he kept jumping. harry threw up on the table. ron grabbed harry's puke and threw it in bieber's eyes.

"IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEE!" bieber screamed. his eyes started to bleed. ron pulled down bieber's pants. everyone laughed!

that gave harr-e a chance to punch bieber in the ass. bieber falled forward and fell off the table and got a nasty bruise! ron taclked justin bieber and he started jumping on him. harry started jumping on justin bieber too. ron and harry were both jumping on justin biueber.

"SAY YOUR STORRY NOW BITCH" harry said. harriy took his woand out and started beeting beeber with it. ronn did the same. bieber was crying a lot.

some kid took beiber shirt off and threw it out the window. the rest of the kids lifted up bieber and started punching him.

"no more... please i'm storry...stop it all. damn you. damn you all" justin bieber said. he was beat up bad. they attached beieber's undewear to a window and gave him a wedgie but he fell out hte window and probably died.

the class cheered.

"that kid was gay!" malfoi said.

"i know." harry said.

"yeah, i still hate you potter." malf said.

"ok" harry said.

"i'm still mad that voldermord is on my butt!" malfoy said.

"that must suck to be you"

"you're such a potter"

"fuck you" harry said.

malfoy and harry started fighting and then stape came back in from his smoke.

"HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! KNOCK IT OFF YOU LITTLE FUCKMANGETS!" snape said. he was very mad with them!

he used some fucking spell to sepereight them.

"both of you go to dumbdore's office now. He is going to be very fucking angry with you" snape said.

harry spat in snape's face.

"that's what i think of you snape. you're a faggot." harry siad. the class was happy.

snape slapped harry really hard on his gut.

"you are the faggot potter. i'm glad your parents are dead." snape said.

"OOOOOOO" the class said as the same time.

harry rant out of the classroom crying.