I am not gay

S1

I own an original story, this is not that story

I woke up before my alarm, as usual, and switched it off. Starting my morning routine, I hit the shower, brushed my teeth, ate breakfast, sorted out my books, dressed, and left for the school library. This might have been my first day in high school, I had been using the library all summer. It was the perfect place to do something fun outside the house without being harassed by every girl I come across. God I hated being alone in the house, but with my brother often abroad to keep the family business running ever since the accident, it was far too often the case. Uncle Obito also avoided the emptiness of the family mansion as much as he could, but often dropping by when he was certain me and Itachi were home.

After half an hour of reading in the library I noticed there were still five minutes till class, so I decided to start off on the ten minute walk across campus. Taking the west entrance, as that was closest, I was about to round the corner to the main hallway when I was run over by a blond student who looked in a rush. "I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Here, let me help you up." he said, as soon as he scrambled to his feet again, offering a hand to help me up.

"Hn" Is the answer I graced the moron with as I let him hoist me up. I couldn't help but notice his ocean blue eyes, and his golden hair that looked like this moron didn't know what a hairbrush was. He just kept talking as I lead him to our class, the way he had just come, while I repeated my previous answer every once in a while as my mind raced 90 miles a minute trying to figure where I had seen him before. He reminded me of a picture on the wall of uncle Obito's living room. His old mentor, if I recall properly. Come to think of it, this kid must be Naruto, from Karin's birthday party earlier this year. Seems my unresponsiveness has already gotten under his skin, let's see if I can get a rise out of him. Then I realised what he had just said. No way I'm gonna pass up that chance. I could feel my mouth curling into a smirk as I spoke "Did it hurt, Dobe?"

Looking at his sudden murderous expression, I quickly strode into the classroom, bracing myself for the inevitable fangirl attack. I hardly even noticed Kakashi being late, as usual. I heard several girls swoon as I strode to a seat in the back, their eyes never leaving me, when Naruto ran past me. I swear some of those girls followed me here, like Pinky and Blondy, seated side by side as usual, who run my fanclub. At least Karin was starting to come to her senses around me again. Then Naruto walked up to the red-head, indicating I was right as to how I knew him. "Hey Karin, how are you? He chimed in that overly happy way of his.

"Fine, cousin. Nice surprise to see you here. I didn't know they let in people with an IQ of three or below." Karin answered, mocking the blond without any real venom, but I couldn't keep from letting out a chuckle. It sounded like they had the kind of argument more often.

"Three higher then you you mean?" Naruto retorted with a big smile that, watching Suigetsu approach them. I swear those two are falling for eachother. "cause that was the result last time we checked." Naruto said, causing even me, stoic me to chuckle again.

"True, I was the independent observer." Suigetsu said, joining the conversation, while getting seated besides Karin. She then shoved him, but as usually too hard accidentally on purpose, shoving him out of his chair, whining like usual until well after he sat back down again.

Then I heard a few words from Sakura, in reply to Naruto, cute words, stop it, Sasuke, you are not gay, you just have not met a non-fangirl that is actually attractive. They are the worst, pinky and blondy.

Then Kakashi walked in with his favorite icha icha Paradise in one hand, and the syllabuses in the other. "Good morning class, sorry I'm late, these were not done printing" he said as he rose the box with syllabuses.

"Cause you were too busy screwing uncle Obito before class." I muttered under my breath, causing Juugo to break into laughter.

"Is there something funny, mister Scales?" Kakashi asked, deadly calm.

"No sir." Juugo answered, quickly quieting down. "More like he got blown off if he is in this mood." he whispered back, causing me to let out a chuckle.

"Mister Uchiha, please stop with the interruptions, so everyone can study the syllabus and start their reading."

"Yeah, let the teacher read his porn already." Naruto added from across the room.

"Naruto," Kakashi answered, icily. "give me one good reason not to have you in the disciplinary program on your first day already."

"The signed original manuscript of the yet to be released Icha Icha Tactics? As Jiraiya's grandson, I have access to it." Naruto said, leaning back in his chair.

"Out, Naruto. I'll see you again after class." Kakashi said, now furious, or at least that's what the visible part of his face was meant to make people believe, before he dove back into his book. Naruto hoisted his backpack on his back, moved past Kiba, opened a window, and hopped out.

"The hell?" I exclaimed, while I and the rest of the class rushed to the windows only to see him walking away across the lawn casually.

"Leave it to Fox Face to show off like that on his first day." Kiba said, barking with laughter at all the stunned faces, "Man, this better then that time he parachute jumped out of an airplane, and 'accidentally' forgot to pull the ring. I don't know how he does it, but his skeleton seems plain indestructible."

"Okay class," Kakashi spoke up, "the show's over. Everyone please return to your seats and continue your quiet studies."

The rest of class I sat in my seat awestruck, like most of us. I just hid it a little better then the rest, pretending to be reading, hiding by face behind the book until my eyes were back to their normal size. One cannot show weakness on his very first day. Or ever if you are born Uchiha.

Second class was rather uneventful after that. I got seated besides Suigetsu, while pinky and blondy took a seat behind me, and Naruto the seat after that, joined by a girl with those typical Hyuuga eyes. Considering that she is in my class, it has to be Hyuuga Hinata, daughter and heiress of Hyuuga Hiashi, director of Hyuuga inc. Meanwhile I could hear my fanclub giggle whenever I as much as breathed... as usual.

During the first break, I sat with Juugo, Suigetsu and Karin, where the later two were arguing about nothing in particular. Behind me, from the fangirl table, I heard occasional giggles and swooning, when Naruto dropped down in the seat besides her, joined by that friend he called dogbreath across from him, and Hinata rounded up the group. "I'm sure most of you have seen eachother once or twice now, but I believe introductions are in order." Karin then spoke up, "Naruto, these are my friends, Sasuke and Juugo, and the annoyance of my life, Suigetsu."

"Hey, I'm not that bad, you bitch." Suigetsu responded, right on cue.

Shoving Suigetsu out of his chair, she continued, "guys, this is my cousin, Naruto, joined by Kiba and Hinata."

"Pleasure to meet you." I spoke politely.

"Same here." Naruto replied, then his voice changed as he continued "But are you not forgetting to introduce someone, Karin?" and quickly changing back, "Sorry about that, please ignore my comment."

Strange, he just seemed a completely different person for a moment there. I thought. Then I looked at his food plate where there was an extra large bowl of steaming hot ramen. How can anyone eat that? I thought. I looked back up at Naruto, who raised his chopsticks, I looked back down and the bowl was empty. What the hell? Did he just inhale it or something? Oh, and the blond was choking, but Kiba was already grabbing him in a Heimlich grip, so I didn't bother helping him.

A/N Here is now the layout of this story. Next chapter is Naruto again.