IMPORTANT NOTICE: To be honest I had no idea who to pair with who when I first posted this story so I originally posted this as a Bella/ Embry fic but I had the idea today to change it to a Bella/ Jake fic. Since I only have one chapter up I don't think this really affects anything. Sorry if this makes some people mad, I just think it will fit a little better.

This chapter contains a lot of my somewhat twisted sense of humor, so be forewarned lol. Okay that's all, here is chapter 2. Hope you all enjoy.

Everyone Knows that Queens Always Rule the Kingdom

"What's up sexy chica?" I asked, as I sat down beside Leah on the fallen tree.

"Thinking about how funny it would be if we poured honey and chocolate syrup all over Nikki and Jack ended up eating her." As soon as she finished talking an evil grin had begun growing across her face. Judging by the glassy look in eye, she was imagining it (in vivid detail I bet).

Even I had started laughing at the thought. Jack was, well, the fatty in school. (nothing against big people, I know I'm not all that thin either) He would and WILL eat anything. You know not too many people would make fun of him, if he didn't rawr like a dinosaur and pretend to bite your head off when he walked behind you in the halls. (Someone at my school actually does that, and trust my it is redeemably disturbing to watch)

"You know, I bet you wouldn't even need to cover her in honey and chocolate. Just spin Jack around a few times to confuse him then point him towards her and tell him it is a giant Twinkie. She would be eaten faster than you can say 'the wicked witch is dead'."

"Ha ha true, but it would be fucking hilarious to see the look on Nikki's face when you pour honey in her precious hair, while I hose her down in chocolate sauce!"

"Yeah that would be funny, and who knows, maybe she wouldn't taste quite so bitter to Jack." I smiled thinking about how Nikki had been so pisses when her boyfriend left her last year for just a shot with me. Sure, I never actually dated him, but that didn't stop her from become a bitter hag over it. Well, she was a hag before that but you get my point.

"Ugh, I'm sick of thinking about Jack now. There is only so much weirdo a girl can handle in one day, and I just reached my limit," Leah complained. You could practically see the anime tears to accompany her drama queen moment, but I'm the same when I'm that way so who am I to judge? Exactly.

"I mean seriously, when will the mother ship come and take their dumbass back? Jack obviously isn't from this universe, he barely fits as it is."

"Ha nice Bells," Leah was laughing so hard you could almost see her shake from the force of it, but soon she calmed herself again.

"So what to talk about now?" I asked taking my water bottle out of my bag.

"I heard Jenna actually cried when she overheard Tommy say the word orgasm," Lead said conversationally.

And right there, perfect spit take. Hmm… I wonder if I had been a fountain in a past life? I was pretty good at it. never mind that though. Come on FOCUS BELLA!

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? She really cried?"

"That's what Nani told me in 6th period." Leah was checking under her nails for dirt. How is she not making a big deal out of this? She practically lives for stuff like this. She ALWAYS makes a big deal about gossip this good!

"I knew Jenna was a goody-goody virgin, but damn!"

"Maybe we should buy her a vibrator and out it in her locker. You could pick the lock right? Maybe after a few nights with one of those, Little Miss Perfect won't be so prudish."

Again, with the spit takes. No wonder Leah acted so casual about this before. She had been known to do that before she said a big shocker like that. She had once told me it was because she thought it made it have a much larger impact or something.

"Yeah, that or turn so red that she almost glows before fainting."

I suddenly remembered back in 7th grade, Nani had gotten Jenna a thong for her birthday like a joke, and gave it to her at lunch. Needless to say after Jenna opened that particular gift, the nurse had to come pick up her unconscious body. Apparently it took her a few hours before the nurse was able to wake her up again. I almost felt bad for the poor girl. Almost.

"You know something Bell? it has been too damn calm around here lately. We need to have another blow out girl's night. We could have Emily, Nani, hell even that Kim girl, you know the girl in art with us? Anyway she hangs around Em so she can't be that bad. We can have them all over at our place."

I had to admit, I really liked the idea. The rez was always waaaaaaay more fun when the girls got together (especially if they had booze), although say a prayer for anyone we happen to pass in our wanderings. We tended to be slightly unpredictable when wasted.

"Okay when? Tomorrow is Friday, so if we can kick Seth out for the night we can just have Nani and Kim come home with us after school and give Emily the call to come over."

"Trust me Seth will leave if we tell him what is going to happen. Although we might have a little trouble keeping him and his pervert friends away. Ever since Quil saw you do a strip dare at the beach last time he has been determined to see you like that again."

"Don't worry about them, if they come back this time, we'll just give them one hell of a show won't we?" I gave her a wink.

"Oh girl, tell me what you are thinking!" she scrambled closer to hear my plans before we both broke out in laughter.